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devilsdancefloor
11-04-2009, 03:24 PM
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

With even greater emphasis he said,
‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said,
‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
‘For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’

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Steeler in Carolina
11-07-2009, 03:40 PM
I love it.

SteelersMongol
11-08-2009, 09:19 AM
:rofl:

Vincent
11-08-2009, 04:32 PM
Oohhhhh!! Brutal hangover. :chuckle:

Preacher
11-08-2009, 07:52 PM
Later that evening, there was a chuch split. Half followed the pastor, half followed the music minister.

Interesting side note, they all rejoined at the river two hours later.

Nadroj 20
11-08-2009, 07:54 PM
Later that evening, there was a chuch split. Half followed the pastor, half followed the music minister.

Interesting side note, they all rejoined at the river two hours later.

Lol nice addition :thumbsup: