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lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 06:44 PM
Some of you are going to have to use the Way-back Machine for this. Who is the Official Steelers fever Troll? Dont forget to give your reasoning.

HometownGal
11-15-2009, 06:48 PM
HANDS DOWN - Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiigel.

No reason needed - anyone who has been around here a while knows why. :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 06:51 PM
HANDS DOWN - Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiigel.

No reason needed - anyone who has been around here a while knows why. :toofunny:

My vote also...but I think a lot of the newer members will go with the Slim one.

Nadroj 20
11-15-2009, 06:52 PM
I have never dealt with any of them lol

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 06:53 PM
I have never dealt with any of them lol

WHAT????,...You have been here long enough to remember Slim Q. Cumber!!!!!!

fansince'76
11-15-2009, 06:54 PM
+1 for the wanker Brit. From his "subtly" insulting screenname to his long-winded, condescending blowhardedness, he was a 100%, Grade-A, dyed-in-the-wool asshole.

HometownGal
11-15-2009, 06:55 PM
My vote also...but I think a lot of the newer members will go with the Slim one.

They'll be almost a little jealous that they missed out on "The Brit with a Slit". :chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 07:00 PM
They'll be almost a little jealous that they missed out on "The Brit with a Slit". :chuckle:

I think Tony will be split between Bengal Brian and Niiiiiiiigel.....he had some classic posts with both of them.

MasterOfPuppets
11-15-2009, 07:00 PM
i'd still like to know who thought it would be a good idea to make that moron a mod ? not only was he disliked by most as a poster, but he was a freakin fan of a hated rival...:doh: ... i'd like to know how many people left the board or were banned over/ because of that idiot.

Nadroj 20
11-15-2009, 07:03 PM
WHAT????,...You have been here long enough to remember Slim Q. Cumber!!!!!!

Who? Lol i really dont think so, when i first signed up i wasnt around much....i dont know any of those guys

If i did i cant remember them...I have seen the Lumber posts lol so hes the only one im even familiar with

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 07:03 PM
i'd still like to know who thought it would be a good idea to make that moron a mod ? not only was he disliked by most as a poster, but he was a freakin fan of a hated rival...:doh:

Sadly my best post ever was against the twit....I "peaked" too early!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 07:06 PM
Who? Lol i really dont think so, when i first signed up i wasnt around much....i dont know any of those guys

That sucks...you missed some CLASSIC Troll bashing....Tim Lumber had his ass handed to him so often, you would have thought he was a contortionist.

MasterOfPuppets
11-15-2009, 07:06 PM
Sadly my best post ever was against the twit....I "peaked" too early!!
:sofunny:

Nadroj 20
11-15-2009, 07:07 PM
That sucks...you missed some CLASSIC Troll bashing....Tim Lumber had his ass handed to him so often, you would have thought he was a contortionist.

Sounds fun i wish i could have seen that.....im sure there will be some other good ones in the future though :chuckle:

fansince'76
11-15-2009, 07:08 PM
Sadly my best post ever was against the twit....I "peaked" too early!!

What, the "tea tax" one? That was hilarious! :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 07:15 PM
What, the "tea tax" one? That was hilarious! :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

:thumbsup:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
You have a great memory!!!!.....I still laugh when I read it...only because I was able to peg his personality exactly!!!

fansince'76
11-15-2009, 07:17 PM
:thumbsup:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
You have a great memory!!!!.....I still laugh when I read it...only because I was able to peg his personality exactly!!!

Yep, he was EXACTLY like this:


Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth
THATS IT!!!! Thank you for crystalizing what I have been for the last several weeks.

I am just now beginning to understand how the Boston Tea Party actually happened

(Late 1700's)

MY ancestor: "NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION"

LITP's ancestor: "So are you saying that you would rather be taxed harshly and have a representative?"

My ancestor: "What ..thats not what I said!"

LITP's ancestor: "So your failure to answer my question shows me that indeed you want taxation but have no idea how much?"

My ancestor: "NO!..Thats not what I'm saying..I am saying that unless you give us a voice in regards to taxation or parlimentary procedure...we will NOT pay taxes and will in fact throw your OVERTAXED tea into the harbor!!"

LITP's ancestor: "Actually tea is made after brewing..I think you meant that you would throw the tea leaves into the harbor. Please get your facts straight. Since you dont know the difference between the two, it leads me to believe that your theory on revolt is not very well thought out."

My ancestor: "You are beginning to piss me off."

LITP's ancestor: I like biscuits with my tea..therefore your anger is misdirected in a metaphysical direction that completely ignores elements related to the essence of middle eastern socio-economical reasoning.

My ancestor:"Countdown to me sticking a musket up your butt?" :countdown

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-15-2009, 07:19 PM
Yep, he was EXACTLY like this:




:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HometownGal
11-15-2009, 07:45 PM
Yep, he was EXACTLY like this:




:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

OMG I remember that as if it were yesterday! :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: THAT was a classic! :thumbsup:

Between tony, Suit and LLT, Niiiiiiiiiiiiiigel was gang-banged on a regular basis around here. It was almost "criminal". :chuckle:

Steelboy84
11-15-2009, 07:45 PM
I'll go with the Tim Lumber one. That's the one that gets made fun of all the time.

HometownGal
11-15-2009, 07:51 PM
i'd still like to know who thought it would be a good idea to make that moron a mod ? not only was he disliked by most as a poster, but he was a freakin fan of a hated rival...:doh: ... i'd like to know how many people left the board or were banned over/ because of that idiot.

As you well know, MOP, LITP was the master of manipulation and actually had some, including me at times (because I try to see good in everyone :doh:), believing he was a good guy though he was a Cheats* fan. My take was that he somehow bamboozled Mike (which I don't believe is easy to do) into believing he would be unbiased and fair. To be quite honest, however, he didn't do a bad job as a Mod, though I never quite understood why he was made a Mod on a Steelers message board. :hunch: He eventually showed his ruthless dik side and was escorted out of here personally by Mike.

silver & black
11-15-2009, 09:28 PM
HANDS DOWN - Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiigel.

No reason needed - anyone who has been around here a while knows why. :toofunny:

:applaudit:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-16-2009, 08:28 AM
Wow...there was a time, when you could have NEVER made me believe bengal brian would be the third worst troll here!!!!!!

HometownGal
11-16-2009, 08:35 AM
Wow...there was a time, when you could have NEVER made me believe bengal brian would be the third worst troll here!!!!!!

I actually didn't mind Bengal Brian - he was always cool with me. I have to admit, though, that I laughed until I cried during some of his "debates" with tony, Suit and several others. :toofunny: Got to give the guy credit - he could give it back at times.

Guaranteed a rel jerk off, but hardly a Troll.

LITP was a :troll: in every sense of the word, especially after his flower was picked when he was demoted.

43Hitman
11-16-2009, 08:41 AM
LITP by far.... I couldn't freaking stand that tool. I took a hiatus when he became a mod, if I hadn't I woulda been banned for sure. I almost didn't come back either, glad I did though.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-16-2009, 10:37 AM
I actually didn't mind Bengal Brian - he was always cool with me. I have to admit, though, that I laughed until I cried during some of his "debates" with tony, Suit and several others. :toofunny: Got to give the guy credit - he could give it back at times.
.

Remember when we altered his sig...took away the Bengal WR and added the dude in a tiger "body-suit". :rofl:

Good times!!!

vasteeler
11-16-2009, 11:53 AM
niiiiigle hands down, we all know the reasons why

SteelCityMom
11-16-2009, 12:22 PM
I suppose I have to go with Timmah, since I never got to experience either of the others...though it does sound like a jolly good time was had by all at their expense lol.

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-16-2009, 03:41 PM
I suppose I have to go with Timmah, since I never got to experience either of the others...though it does sound like a jolly good time was had by all at their expense lol.

I use "trolls" as bench marks in regards to how long I have been here...:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

There was the BB Dynasty which slightly overlapped the Niiiiiiigel Era, followed by what I like to call the "small troll" years...then of course we were escorted into the Slim Dumber Period.

Its all very scientific!!
:scholar:

xfl2001fan
11-16-2009, 03:41 PM
Like so many of the other "younguns" around here, I have to go with Timmah by default. A "writer" (and I use that term loosely) who can't spell, use proper grammar, punctuation or any of the other English rules that comes on here talking mad smack...makes a bet, then whines, cries, pisses, bitches and moans when he is required to follow through on that bet...it really would be hard to top that IMO. Then again, I've heard enough about LITP to believe it's possible. This is the first I've ever heard of Bengal Brian.

Indo
11-16-2009, 04:39 PM
Like so many of the other "younguns" around here, I have to go with Timmah by default. A "writer" (and I use that term loosely) who can't spell, use proper grammar, punctuation or any of the other English rules that comes on here talking mad smack...makes a bet, then whines, cries, pisses, bitches and moans when he is required to follow through on that bet...it really would be hard to top that IMO. Then again, I've heard enough about LITP to believe it's possible. This is the first I've ever heard of Bengal Brian.

Seeing Timmah's avatar always brings a smile to my face when I'm having a bad day---in fact, after this Sunday's loss I think I'll go look at it to get me out of that post-loss funk that I'm in!

I keep reading about the other 2, but haven't had time to search the "archives" for their contributions...guess I'm gonna hafta go look at some old posts to thoroughly understand what everyone keeps writing about

tony hipchest
11-16-2009, 05:00 PM
Seeing Timmah's avatar always brings a smile to my face when I'm having a bad day---in fact, after this Sunday's loss I think I'll go look at it to get me out of that post-loss funk that I'm in!

I keep reading about the other 2, but haven't had time to search the "archives" for their contributions...guess I'm gonna hafta go look at some old posts to thoroughly understand what everyone keeps writing abouti smack talked brian so hard his dad actually came over here and picked up his sons slack (i shit you not- just search dan sr.)....

or private dansr :salute: as i dubbed him. it was a pleasure not only to smack down a bungle troll, but their dad who came running to the rescue.

:tt:

seriously... who goes and tells their dad they are getting beat up on an internet message board? :confused:

dumfuks :headshake:

Shea
11-17-2009, 01:15 AM
LITP was a :troll: in every sense of the word, especially after his flower was picked when he was demoted.

Yep, and Spygate also sent him over the edge. The dude completely cracked after that.

I obviously picked LITP. And as far as a reason ...... God, where does one begin?

My ancestor:"Countdown to me sticking a musket up your butt?" :countdown

The perfect ending to one the most perfect posts, LLT. :toofunny:

It makes me almost wish he was still around just to read what you and others would have to offer up to him. Almost.....

augustashark
11-17-2009, 02:26 AM
Litp, Hardwork (my fav) and The Wretched Mass.

Aussie_steeler
11-17-2009, 05:35 AM
My favourite all time post - Still laugh everytime I see it Tony

hehehe

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h218/n_mckeown/2072.jpg

:chuckle:

any pattycakes who dont jump will just go on "living in the past".

stlrtruck
11-17-2009, 08:49 AM
I've gotta go with TIMMAH. Wasn't much involved with nigel. And although I had a few run-ins with bungalbrian, he wasn't nearly as annoying as TIMMAH!

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-17-2009, 11:42 AM
Originally Posted by BengalBrian
We lost.. True.. But we are still in 2nd place in the AFCN..

Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth
Can I get some advise from you....We might not make the playoffs this year....As an expert on such things...how do you get used to that?

:chuckle::chuckle::chuckle:

X-Terminator
11-17-2009, 11:46 AM
I had to go with TIMMAY! over the British Wanker on this one. Nothing says "PWNED" like a threat of a lawsuit (a "kooksuit" in Usenet jargon)!

Still waiting on the paperwork, Hard Gay! :rofl: :toofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-17-2009, 12:12 PM
seriously... who goes and tells their dad they are getting beat up on an internet message board? :confused:

dumfuks :headshake:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-17-2009, 12:13 PM
I had to go with TIMMAY! over the British Wanker on this one. Nothing says "PWNED" like a threat of a lawsuit (a "kooksuit" in Usenet jargon)!

Still waiting on the paperwork, Hard Gay! :rofl: :toofunny:

:chuckle:

You have a point!!!

revefsreleets
11-17-2009, 02:29 PM
Do I even need to vote?

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-17-2009, 03:07 PM
Do I even need to vote?

:tap:.....hmmmmmmm.....maybe?....no.....how about?.....hmmmmmmm....:hunch:

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 12:16 AM
im still a bit confused by the question... if by "favorite" it means least annoying, it is definitely slim q cumber.

brian was low enough to hijack member photos and runs some lame assed death smack on revs. uncool.

i dont even count the time he bragged about watching my "wife" getting gang banged by 6 black dudes in a porno. weak sauce.

litp was even worse. not only did he run off dozens of regular die hard steelerfans from this board, he made it his personal agenda to gain and abuse a position of authority to get some of the veteran members banned. his goal was to be "king of the hill" on a steelers site.

tim lumber on the other hand (or foot) posted a nasty assed shit stained picture of his foot as his avitar. i found that to be brilliant in a baltimore scumbag, john waters, sort of way. classless and offensive, but in no way taking a shot at others.

slim did slip up a few times, but i compare it to the 12 year ols slow kid who accidentally ties his shoes together.

but for those seeking a reference point, this is probably the best "bunglebrian" thread ever-

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7700&highlight=brian

-started by who i would call my personal favorite troll ever (he wasnt really a troll, just so happened to be a patriot fan, but a really cool dude who i thought was 1 of the funniest posters to ever post here) 3 to be 4.

(the thread about places bengal brian wasnt banned from is pretty good too. :chuckle: ( i wish i could find the brian peppers photo) :toofunny:

as for others... hardworm was a good call by agusta. im sure revs remembers iron city hangover. (that dude was quite an enigma but not half the pecker he portrayed himself to be).

well, maybe so.

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 12:48 AM
im almost in tears re-reading the above quoted "brain" thread....

Bengal Brian caused The Who riot.

ooooohhh a post all in bold!

youre not too bright are you. if there was a thread "things brighter than dansr" (is that a private dansr?, lap dansr? pransr and dansr?) im sure a black hole would top the list.

heres a hint- 3 to be 4 (not a pitt fan, probably didnt attend pitt schools)

what school system are you a product of? probably home school where cooking toast and rolling boogers into balls was a semester long course.


they dont make trolls as good as they did in the god ol days... :toofunny:

i really didnt mean to castrate bengalbrian by kicking his dad in the jaw so hard-

still stuck on the juvenile "where i live or was born" smack huh? ok i'll play along but you better clean that shit out of your ears so you can understand.

i heard anal births can be rough on the mother. good thing you were concieved in a horses ass and born on a wide open ohio "corn" farm.

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 12:57 AM
i gotta admit... i was kinda mean and vulgar back then.

its good to know i have matured with my age....


:toofunny:

j/k

lamberts-lost-tooth
11-18-2009, 02:32 PM
i gotta admit... i was kinda mean and vulgar back then.

its good to know i have matured with my age....


:toofunny:

j/k

LOL...I checked the thread for the spandex "tiger suit"...Its no longer there!!!

First trolls are like first loves who always hold a place in your heart...Bengal Brian will always have a special place next to my anal region.

SteelMember
11-18-2009, 03:24 PM
Gotta go with the one I know...

The owl-dog breeder himself, Limp Timber.

YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :chuckle:

Indo
11-18-2009, 03:59 PM
LOL...I checked the thread for the spandex "tiger suit"...Its no longer there!!!

First trolls are like first loves who always hold a place in your heart...Bengal Brian will always have a special place next to my anal region.

Coming from someone who never knew this Brian person,
You might want to review and re-evaluate that statement as there may be several ways to interpret it :chuckle:

just sayin'...

GBMelBlount
11-18-2009, 04:04 PM
How come Gary & Marianne were left off.

Let's face it, they're the real shit stirrers around here.




























:chuckle:

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 07:51 PM
LLT, i know that sig of brian in the tiger suit is still on here somewhere (i think its in a sig request in the art forum).

speaking of brian in his spandex kitty suit....

Bengal Brian and the animals he has assaulted

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7790

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
11-18-2009, 07:58 PM
LLT, i know that sig of brian in the tiger suit is still on here somewhere (i think its in a sig request in the art forum).

speaking of brian in his spandex kitty suit....

Bengal Brian and the animals he has assaulted

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7790

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
wow you guys forgot foghorn leghorn....thats why bengal brian crossed the road so often...his dick was stuck in the chicken.....:noidea:
and bugs bunny wasn't called bugs till brian gave him crabs...

NJarhead
11-18-2009, 08:01 PM
I don't think I remember Bengal Brian (may have been before I got here). But LITP....:mad:....what can I say that hasn't already been said.

Lumber? He's more like our court jester than a troll.

"Summon the village idiot!" :chuckle:

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 09:27 PM
I don't think I remember Bengal Brian (may have been before I got here).

:chuckle: these 2 epic threads sum up about all you need to know (perhaps the greatest SF meltdown of all time)-


http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7637

****in BAN ME

**** off all of you.. That was weak.. Blast furnace.. Whatever.. WATERED DOWN smack.. I wont be back

That was weak!!!

Feel owned a little hipchest

Let me tell you how I feel about your site now..

:blah: for about 180 posts before finally being locked.

followed up with (130 posts of hilariousness)-


places bungholebrain will never be banned from


http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7818&highlight=bengal+brian


bangkok, thailand
alanon meetings
carsons cornhole tournament
pinata factories
the basement he lives in
www.criminalcheck.com
cinncinatti

NJarhead
11-18-2009, 09:33 PM
:chuckle: these 2 epic threads sum up about all you need to know (perhaps the greatest SF meltdown of all time)-


http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7637

****in BAN ME


:blah: for about 180 posts before finally being locked.

followed up with (130 posts of hilariousness)-


places bungholebrain will never be banned from


http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=7818&highlight=bengal+brian

:rofl:

I remember him now. Vaguely, but the sig looked familiar. He was all sorts of uptight eh? :chuckle:

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 10:52 PM
:rofl: He was all sorts of uptight eh? :chuckle:

yeah. i guess i would be too.

i had totally forgotten how he admitted (and even bragged about) how his "wife" was a dildo salesman, and was often out late at night "working" while he was up posting.

"but the money was good" :toofunny:

i think i change my mind.... stewie gets my vote.

slim q cumber was an amusing little distraction good for a few chuckles, but bunglebrain was an absolute riot of ineptitude and laughs.

i almost wish he would come back and try to run some more of his limp wristed smack, but i have a feeling i could no longer get away with calling people like him an "esophageal c0cksock" or "bukkake king". :noidea:

plus i have matured since then... :wink02:

NJarhead
11-18-2009, 11:00 PM
yeah. i guess i would be too.

i had totally forgotten how he admitted (and even bragged about) how his "wife" was a dildo salesman, and was often out late at night "working" while he was up posting.

"but the money was good" :toofunny:

i think i change my mind.... stewie gets my vote.

slim q cumber was an amusing little distraction good for a few chuckles, but bunglebrain was an absolute riot of ineptitude and laughs.

i almost wish he would come back and try to run some more of his limp wristed smack, but i have a feeling i could no longer get away with calling people like him an "esophageal c0cksock" or "bukkake king". :noidea:

plus i have matured since then... :wink02:


:chuckle: Yes, you're oozing maturity these days Tone....as I am I!

To our new found maturity: :drink:

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 11:08 PM
:toofunny:

:cheers:

MasterOfPuppets
11-18-2009, 11:31 PM
what website was he from ?

tony hipchest
11-18-2009, 11:59 PM
check your rep.

MasterOfPuppets
11-19-2009, 12:45 AM
wow...i left a ton of good material on the table....:doh:

i can't believe i didn't get any props for this one...:uhh:

Originally Posted by BengalBrian
You know where to find us.. If yer getting impatient...

under a table at a gay bar???

tony hipchest
11-19-2009, 12:51 AM
lol. i tried to rep you on that one, but appearantly you cant leave rep to the same poster twice in a row any longer.

good stuff though. :thumbsup:

Galax Steeler
11-19-2009, 07:03 AM
I have to go with Tim Dumber that dude was way out there.:rofl: