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UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 09:36 PM
A place where manly men can gather, after slapping on some High Karate cologne and fixing the overly large lapels of their powder blue leisure suits. Wait, wrong decade? Ok, a place where you can pull up a barstool, crack open a longneck, and talk about anything on your mind!:drink:I'll get it started.......

What two celebrities would you NOT want to see reproduce to make a lovechild?

UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 10:04 PM
I would not want to see Donald Trump and Joan Rivers make a baby. It would be one ugly little puckerface!!!:flap:

MasterOfPuppets
12-03-2009, 10:14 PM
carson palmer and rupaul....:noidea:

UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 10:16 PM
carson palmer and rupaul....:noidea:

Come on man!!! lol:sofunny:

tony hipchest
12-03-2009, 10:18 PM
i would hate to babysit roseanne barr and jerry seinfelds lovechild. that whining would be enough to drive anyone up a wall. infact it would peel paint offa the walls.

UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 10:20 PM
i would hate to babysit roseanne barr and jerry seinfelds lovechild. that whining would be enough to drive anyone up a wall. infact it would peel paint offa the walls.

:chuckle:Like fingernails on a chalkboard!

UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 10:28 PM
OK, I've got one...in a threeway.....Marge Schott, Flava Flav, and Gilbert Godfried? :flap:Uh oh, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!!!

MACH1
12-03-2009, 10:29 PM
chad ochosucko and grace jones.

UltimateBengal
12-03-2009, 10:35 PM
chad ochosucko and grace jones.

Ocho would make her kiss the baby!:flap:That would make for one strange kid though! All jacked up and never shuts up!

Vincent
12-04-2009, 06:59 PM
chad ochosucko and grace jones.

Has anybody ever seen "those two" in the same place at the same time? No. No they haven't.

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/entertainment/files/2008/11/grace.jpg

You do the algebra.

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 07:31 PM
Thats just wrong!!!:sofunny:

Whats goin on with everyone tonight? Anyone drinkin yet?

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 10:00 PM
Ok, so I'm the only one drinkin?:noidea: Well, I'll drink one for everyone!:drink:

BrandonCarr39
12-04-2009, 10:01 PM
A place where manly men can gather, after slapping on some High Karate cologne and fixing the overly large lapels of their powder blue leisure suits. Wait, wrong decade? Ok, a place where you can pull up a barstool, crack open a longneck, and talk about anything on your mind!:drink:I'll get it started.......

What two celebrities would you NOT want to see reproduce to make a lovechild?

The Borat actor and Lindsey Lohan

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 10:04 PM
The Borat actor and Lindsey Lohan

Borats cool!! Me make sexy time, yes!:sofunny:

SteelCityMom
12-04-2009, 10:49 PM
Borats cool!! Me make sexy time, yes!:sofunny:

:sofunny: High Five!

I think Beetlejuice (from Howard Stern) and Oprah would make one fugly baby!

MasterOfPuppets
12-04-2009, 10:52 PM
flavor flav and that butt ugly lesbian that played on roseane....:puke:

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 10:53 PM
:sofunny: High Five!

I think Beetlejuice (from Howard Stern) and Oprah would make one fugly baby!

Didn't Beetlejuice make a porno? That's one I wouldn't want to see!!!:jawdrop:

Sasha Baron Cohen is one of the most brilliant comic minds around, IMO.

SteelCityMom
12-04-2009, 10:56 PM
Didn't Beetlejuice make a porno? That's one I wouldn't want to see!!!:jawdrop:

Sasha Baron Cohen is one of the most brilliant comic minds around, IMO.

I would have NO CLUE AT ALL about that lol. Midget porn scares me, let alone scary ass funky guy midget porn lol.

Sasha is freaking awesome in my book. So awesome I feel compelled to post a video and hi-jack the thread slightly. I miss Da Ali G Show so much...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pux4OC03ewA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pux4OC03ewA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 11:00 PM
I would have NO CLUE AT ALL about that lol. Midget porn scares me, let alone scary ass funky guy midget porn lol.

Sasha is freaking awesome in my book. So awesome I feel compelled to post a video and hi-jack the thread slightly. I miss Da Ali G Show so much...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pux4OC03ewA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pux4OC03ewA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Great video. I spent about three hours one night on Youtube just watching Ali G, Borat, and Bruno material!:popcorn: Damn, maybe I need to get a life?:chuckle:

SteelCityMom
12-04-2009, 11:03 PM
Great video. I spent about three hours one night on Youtube just watching Ali G, Borat, and Bruno material!:popcorn: Damn, maybe I need to get a life?:chuckle:

Pffft...having a life is overrated. I'm an expert youtube browser as well lol.

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 11:28 PM
Pffft...having a life is overrated. I'm an expert youtube browser as well lol.

:chuckle: I like watching the Howard Stern interviews too. Always entertaining. I love when Norm McDonald is on.:thumbsup:

tony hipchest
12-04-2009, 11:38 PM
Ok, a place where you can pull up a barstool, crack open a longneck, and talk about anything on your mind!:drink:I'll get it started....

ok, since we're lounging, and you seem like an alright dude, what would compel you to set up shop on a steelers board?

(serious and curious question)

i can accept that you find SF pretty cool, and a good board to join and hang out on. :drink:

not to put you on defense, but ive noticed alot of fansites are virtually identical. what makes a steelersboard more attractive than talking bungles and other topics on a bungles board?

again... im not trying to put you on defense or suggest you shouldnt post here, ive just never hung out on another teams board, and am honestly wondering if you have realized that steelerfans are much more bright than the other half of jackass nfl fans out there?

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 11:48 PM
ok, since we're lounging, and you seem like an alright dude, what would compel you to set up shop on a steelers board?

(serious and curious question)

i can accept that you find SF pretty cool, and a good board to join and hang out on. :drink:

not to put you on defense, but ive noticed alot of fansites are virtually identical. what makes a steelersboard more attractive than talking bungles and other topics on a bungles board?

again... im not trying to put you on defense or suggest you shouldnt post here, ive just never hung out on another teams board, and am honestly wondering if you have realized that steelerfans are much more bright than the other half of jackass nfl fans out there?

No problem Tony. I'm a member of a lot of sports forums and have made friends on all of them. I still am very active on my Bengal forums as well. Not all are equal though. And when I find one that is set up well, runs smoothly, and covers a variety of topics, I tend to stick around there more. You guys have a quality board here. Plus, I grew up in a family of Steeler fans, all 6 of my brothers are diehard Steeler fans! So, it wasn't a big deal for me to come in here and co exist I guess. Everyones been cool, and I've had a great time. I plan to keep coming back as long as you guys will have me. Hope that answers your question Tony. :drink:

UltimateBengal
12-04-2009, 11:52 PM
Just another note on your question Tony..On Bengals.com there are some long, long time Steeler fans who are not only accepted, but highly respected like Steelman59 and SociopathicSteelerFan.

tony hipchest
12-05-2009, 12:10 AM
No problem Tony. I'm a member of a lot of sports forums and have made friends on all of them. I still am very active on my Bengal forums as well. Not all are equal though. And when I find one that is set up well, runs smoothly, and covers a variety of topics, I tend to stick around there more. You guys have a quality board here. Plus, I grew up in a family of Steeler fans, all 6 of my brothers are diehard Steeler fans! So, it wasn't a big deal for me to come in here and co exist I guess. Everyones been cool, and I've had a great time. I plan to keep coming back as long as you guys will have me. Hope that answers your question Tony. :drink:well, you have already said all above, and i have already said i accept that for face value. youre response confirms it. :drink:

if you wish, i think you will enjoy continuing to be a member, and find yourself treated rather well.

with that being said, here is proof positive ( steelerfans dont readily amitt it) that the bengals and their fans have earned a bit of respect on our board-

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=11317

UltimateBengal
12-05-2009, 12:23 AM
well, you have already said all above, and i have already said i accept that for face value. youre response confirms it. :drink:

if you wish, i think you will enjoy continuing to be a member, and find yourself treated rather well.

with that being said, here is proof positive ( steelerfans dont readily amitt it) that the bengals and their fans have earned a bit of respect on our board-

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=11317

Like I said in post#24, Steeler fans like Steelman59 and SociopathicSteelerFan have been long time members on the Bengals boards, and I'm sure it took them awhile to be completely accepted as well, and I understand that. I'm a respectful guy, like to talk with other fans, and hopefully I can stick around here as long as Steelman59 has stuck around the Bengals boards!:drink:

JPPT1974
12-05-2009, 12:54 AM
How about Adam Lambert and Lady Gaga?!

Vincent
12-05-2009, 06:46 AM
I grew up in a family of Steeler fans, all 6 of my brothers are diehard Steeler fans!

What happened? Recessive gene? They've developed remedial programs for this. And (I have to do this for Tony) they're going to be covered because bho "is a Steelers fan", and plus, thats the only way the dems'll get 60 votes.

HometownGal
12-05-2009, 06:52 AM
Conan O'Brien and Meryl Streep. :yuck: The poor little imp wouldn't be able to see past his/her nose.

BigBen'sSwagger
12-05-2009, 07:42 AM
Ray Lewis and Randy moss

Confused baby wouldn't know if it should go all out or take plays off???

BigBen'sSwagger
12-05-2009, 07:44 AM
I'm new to this site but I think it is cool to have fans from other teams as long as they are not flamers. It is good to hear from a non Steeler perspective...As wrong as that may be.

UltimateBengal
12-07-2009, 10:21 PM
OK gang...New Lounge topic....What was your worst experience involving alcohol? Mine involved an ugly girl, a large girl, lots of Jim Beam and Bud Light, and an unclaimed can of Cheez Wiz?:popcorn:

SteelCityMom
12-07-2009, 10:32 PM
OK gang...New Lounge topic....What was your worst experience involving alcohol? Mine involved an ugly girl, a large girl, lots of Jim Beam and Bud Light, and an unclaimed can of Cheez Wiz?:popcorn:

The night my friend and I drank a bottle of Rum in a half hour and both ended up half naked in the bathroom, her in the shower and me on the floor (trust me, it wasn't as sexy as it sounds).

The second worse is very stupid, but the night that a good friend of mine and I had WAY too much beer (and probably a couple of shots of something too) and got into a huge fight about whether or not she was fit to buy and take care of a horse or not lol. We can laugh about it now...but it was intense! :chuckle:

UltimateBengal
12-07-2009, 10:35 PM
The night my friend and I drank a bottle of Rum in a half hour and both ended up half naked in the bathroom, her in the shower and me on the floor (trust me, it wasn't as sexy as it sounds).

The second worse is very stupid, but the night that a good friend of mine and I had WAY too much beer (and probably a couple of shots of something too) and got into a huge fight about whether or not she was fit to buy and take care of a horse or not lol. We can laugh about it now...but it was intense! :chuckle:

Too funny Mommy, I shouldn't laugh though!:chuckle:At least yours are funny, mine are just scary!!!:puke:

SteelCityMom
12-07-2009, 10:45 PM
Too funny Mommy, I shouldn't laugh though!:chuckle:At least yours are funny, mine are just scary!!!:puke:

Oh, I'm sure there's a couple that are scary, I just don't remember them lol.

UltimateBengal
12-07-2009, 10:52 PM
Oh, I'm sure there's a couple that are scary, I just don't remember them lol.

My theory, if you're gonna drink and do stupid stuff, at least get drunk enough so you don't remember it the next day!:flap:

MasterOfPuppets
12-08-2009, 12:10 AM
DON'T shoot bottle rockets at cops...they have NO sense of humor....:shake02:

Vincent
12-08-2009, 12:48 PM
I'm new to this site but I think it is cool to have fans from other teams as long as they are not flamers.

What, precisely, do you mean by "flamers"?

http://images.politico.com/global/click/politico44/091022_olbermann_maddow_composite_392.jpg

:couch:

UltimateBengal
12-08-2009, 01:10 PM
What, precisely, do you mean by "flamers"?

http://images.politico.com/global/click/politico44/091022_olbermann_maddow_composite_392.jpg

:couch:

That's so wrong, right?:sofunny:

HometownGal
12-08-2009, 06:33 PM
OK gang...New Lounge topic....What was your worst experience involving alcohol? Mine involved an ugly girl, a large girl, lots of Jim Beam and Bud Light, and an unclaimed can of Cheez Wiz?:popcorn:

Ughhhhhh. Mine involved a table, tablecloth and a pair of stilettos after drinking about half a dozen 7 & Y's with 7-8 shots of Ouzo. :eek: My second worst experience was getting schnockered at the rehearsal dinner the night before the White House wedding of Nicole Boxer and Tony Rodham in 1994, being carried to a limo and then to my hotel room by a Secret Service agent and wanting to crawl under a rock when going through the reception line after the wedding the following day. As I shook President Clinton's hand, he gave me a hug, smiled and whispered in my ear "Hey Mare - how's your head today?" :horror: :couch:

UltimateBengal
12-08-2009, 08:16 PM
[QUOTE=HometownGal;723554]Ughhhhhh. Mine involved a table, tablecloth and a pair of stilettos after drinking about half a dozen 7 & Y's with 7-8 shots of Ouzo. :eek: My second worst experience was getting schnockered at the rehearsal dinner the night before the White House wedding of Nicole Boxer and Tony Rodham in 1994, being carried to a limo and then to my hotel room by a Secret Service agent and wanting to crawl under a rock when going through the reception line after the wedding the following day. As I shook President Clinton's hand, he gave me a hug, smiled and whispered in my ear "Hey Mare - how's your head today?" :horror: :couch:

Did you use to go by Monica?:wink02:

UltimateBengal
12-09-2009, 05:55 PM
DON'T shoot bottle rockets at cops...they have NO sense of humor....:shake02:

LOL:sofunny:

HometownGal
12-09-2009, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE=HometownGal;723554]Ughhhhhh. Mine involved a table, tablecloth and a pair of stilettos after drinking about half a dozen 7 & Y's with 7-8 shots of Ouzo. :eek: My second worst experience was getting schnockered at the rehearsal dinner the night before the White House wedding of Nicole Boxer and Tony Rodham in 1994, being carried to a limo and then to my hotel room by a Secret Service agent and wanting to crawl under a rock when going through the reception line after the wedding the following day. As I shook President Clinton's hand, he gave me a hug, smiled and whispered in my ear "Hey Mare - how's your head today?" :horror: :couch:

Did you use to go by Monica?:wink02:

LOL - HELL NO! :horror: I didn't wear a blue dress to the occasion either. :chuckle:

Texasteel
12-10-2009, 07:00 AM
Most embarrassing? There are so many, but one of the most embarrassing came when I was 16. It involved a bottle of cherry vodka, light colored pants, and my dad standing in the doorway. I still can't stand the smell of cherry vodka. I don't think mom ever did figure what that stain was.

vasteeler
12-10-2009, 10:41 AM
my most embarasing moment i dont even remember but my friends assured me it really happend
back in 88 aperantly i had the privilage to meet lars ulrich(metallica drummer) after a show. They tell me I proceeded to tell him how much he sucked and the band could do so much better with out him and that i was a way better drummer than he could ever be
I just wish i had the oppertunity to apologize

UltimateBengal
12-11-2009, 09:38 PM
my most embarasing moment i dont even remember but my friends assured me it really happend
back in 88 aperantly i had the privilage to meet lars ulrich(metallica drummer) after a show. They tell me I proceeded to tell him how much he sucked and the band could do so much better with out him and that i was a way better drummer than he could ever be
I just wish i had the oppertunity to apologize

If Lars gives up music, it's all your fault!:chuckle:

vasteeler
12-14-2009, 10:49 AM
If Lars gives up music, it's all your fault!:chuckle:

actually after the last few albums i wish they would all give up

UltimateBengal
12-14-2009, 08:31 PM
OK, new topic in the lounge.....for all the catfisherman(and women) out there? What is the best bait to use, and what kind of spots work the best? I've been catfishing for the last couple of years, and while I really enjoy it, I haven't caught any real big ones yet! I fished for bass most of my life and can catch them like crazy, but catfish have been more of a challenge!:drink:

Nadroj 20
12-14-2009, 08:50 PM
OK, new topic in the lounge.....for all the catfisherman(and women) out there? What is the best bait to use, and what kind of spots work the best? I've been catfishing for the last couple of years, and while I really enjoy it, I haven't caught any real big ones yet! I fished for bass most of my life and can catch them like crazy, but catfish have been more of a challenge!:drink:

Ive heard of people using hotdogs and liver...any smelly meat lol that will attract the fish....at a small local pond i caught a 36 in 26 pounder on liver which isnt too bad...i realed that baby in at the age of 11 lol.....took me a little while but i landed it and my dad was surprised a fish that big was even in that pond lol.

UltimateBengal
12-14-2009, 08:58 PM
Ive heard of people using hotdogs and liver...any smelly meat lol that will attract the fish....at a small local pond i caught a 36 in 26 pounder on liver which isnt too bad...i realed that baby in at the age of 11 lol.....took me a little while but i landed it and my dad was surprised a fish that big was even in that pond lol.

I've been using chicken liver, but they take it off the hook half the time! You caught a 26 pounder at age 11? Make me look bad why don't ya!:flap:

Nadroj 20
12-14-2009, 09:05 PM
I've been using chicken liver, but they take it off the hook half the time! You caught a 26 pounder at age 11? Make me look bad why don't ya!:flap:

Lol yea i did, we got an early start (for catfishing of course) and was at the pond when it was still daylight and just had one pole set up for catfish and casted it out and let it sit while we went around the pond to do some bass fishing...

we were on the other side of the pond and probably 20 min after we casted the pole we heard the pole get ripped off the bucket we had it on, so i took off around the pond and got to it before the pole got taken into the water! :chuckle:

I was pretty pumped but if it makes you feel any better i havent got anything close to that since ( 7 years) :rofl: :rofl: