View Full Version : A Drunk Irishman

12-08-2009, 03:46 PM
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving
home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
" So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
" Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
a few to drink this evening."
" I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"D id you now," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest, "but did ye know
that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

12-08-2009, 07:33 PM

12-09-2009, 06:30 AM
Nice, forwarding that to the wife. She will get a laugh out of that one