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UltimateBengal
12-12-2009, 03:11 PM
Can't wait to see what you all come up with!:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
12-12-2009, 03:21 PM
Can't wait to see what you all come up with!:chuckle:

I would rather pull for the Bengals than be a Ratbird fan.:rofl:

SteelCityMom
12-12-2009, 03:22 PM
I would rather give birth through my nostrils than be a Ratbird fan.

UltimateBengal
12-12-2009, 03:24 PM
I would rather give birth through my nostrils than be a Ratbird fan.

OUCH!:sofunny:

revefsreleets
12-12-2009, 03:24 PM
I would rather party in Atlanta after the Super Bowl when a fight breaks out in proximity of Ray Lewis than be a Ratbird fan.

UltimateBengal
12-12-2009, 03:31 PM
I would rather party in Atlanta after the Super Bowl when a fight breaks out in proximity of Ray Lewis than be a Ratbird fan.

Ray "OJ" Lewis:chuckle:

MACH1
12-12-2009, 03:47 PM
I would rather get my wisdom teeth pulled without any nums-it than be a raturd fan.

supa_fly_steeler
12-12-2009, 04:46 PM
id rather have sex with a married lady than be a horrid ratbird fan.

SteelBaller
12-12-2009, 11:57 PM
id rather have sex with a married lady than be a horrid ratbird fan.

LOL. What are you, a mormon?

SteelBaller
12-12-2009, 11:59 PM
I would rather give birth through my nostrils than be a Ratbird fan.

Through both nostrils? Are you having twins?

Mr. Dô
12-13-2009, 12:15 AM
I would rather pull for the Bengals than be a Ratbird fan.:rofl:ha ha

I would rather pull for the Steelers than be a Ratbird fan :hatsoff:

supa_fly_steeler
12-13-2009, 09:01 AM
LOL. What are you, a mormon?

cheryle cole is married :applaudit:

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-13-2009, 09:09 AM
I would rather stick a wire brush up my butt and jog a mile than... than be a Ratbirds fan!

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-13-2009, 09:13 AM
I would rather crush my nuts between two rocks while being bitch whipped by Richard Simmons, than be a Ratbird fan.

Galax Steeler
12-13-2009, 09:14 AM
I would rather stick a wire brush up my butt and jog a mile than... than be a Ratbirds fan!

Is that with or without vasoline.:chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-13-2009, 09:15 AM
I would rather play "Wheres Waldo" in Rosie O'Donnel's pants than be a Ratbird fan.

lamberts-lost-tooth
12-13-2009, 09:17 AM
I wood ratther wright like Tim LUmber!!!! ....than be a Ratbird fan.

GoSlash27
12-13-2009, 10:09 AM
I would rather give a badger a pap smear than be a Ratbirds fan.

SteelCityMom
12-13-2009, 10:43 AM
Through both nostrils? Are you having twins?

Yes, through both nostrils...and sure, twins, it would still be less painful than being a Ratbird fan.

SteelBaller
12-13-2009, 11:45 AM
cheryle cole is married :applaudit:

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

You're supposed to say something unpleasant...all you said was that you'd rather have sex with a potentially hot married woman than be a fan of a team that you don't like anyway.

UltimateBengal
12-13-2009, 03:51 PM
I would rather crush my nuts between two rocks while being bitch whipped by Richard Simmons, than be a Ratbird fan.

:popcorn::sofunny:

GoSlash27
12-13-2009, 04:28 PM
id rather have sex with a married lady than be a horrid ratbird fan.
On second thought... forget about the badger thing. :thumbsup:

SteelersMongol
12-13-2009, 11:01 PM
LOL. What are you, a mormon?

I'd rather convert & try 2 become the perfect mormon ever lived than B a Raven's fan. :chuckle:

Angus Burgher
12-14-2009, 01:00 AM
I would rather place a $1,000,000 bet on the Pirates winning the next World Series than be a Ratbirds fan.

Mr. Dô
12-14-2009, 01:27 AM
I would rather place a $1,000,000 bet on the Pirates winning the next World Series than be a Ratbirds fan.

:rofl:


I would rather Yank all the hairs out of my scrotum than be a Ratbirds fan

Angus Burgher
12-14-2009, 10:50 AM
I would rather let Casey Hampton curbstomp me than be a Ratbirds fan.

vasteeler
12-14-2009, 10:57 AM
i would rather have an encounter with Zed and the gimp than be a ratbird fan

stlrtruck
12-14-2009, 11:45 AM
I'd rather get stapped by Ray Lewis than be a ratbirds fan.

KeiselPower99
12-14-2009, 02:04 PM
Id rather pass a million kidney stones then be a Ratbirds fan.

supa_fly_steeler
12-14-2009, 02:07 PM
What the hell does that have to do with anything?

You're supposed to say something unpleasant...all you said was that you'd rather have sex with a potentially hot married woman than be a fan of a team that you don't like anyway.

exactly showing cheryle cole a good time is being better than being a depressed ratbird fan that gets no cheryle cole good times

Mr. Dô
12-14-2009, 02:26 PM
who is cheryle cole

GoSlash27
12-14-2009, 06:43 PM
I would sandpaper the ***hole of an angry alligator than be a Ravens fan.

supa_fly_steeler
12-14-2009, 07:23 PM
who is cheryle cole

girls aloud singer and x factor judge

SteelyMan
12-14-2009, 07:26 PM
exactly showing cheryle cole a good time is being better than being a depressed ratbird fan that gets no cheryle cole good times

I dunno...I'm pretty depressed as a Steelers fan right now.

TheWarDen86
12-14-2009, 07:27 PM
I would rather have bamboo chutes shoved under my fingernails on a daily basis than be a Ratbird fan.

UltimateBengal
12-14-2009, 07:57 PM
I'd rather make mad, passionate love to Marge Schotts' rotting, maggot infested corpse than be a Ratbird fan!!!

Too much?:noidea::flap:

GoSlash27
12-14-2009, 08:09 PM
Too much?
/me thinks about it... :tap:


...NAAAAH! :chuckle:

UltimateBengal
12-14-2009, 08:16 PM
/me thinks about it... :tap:


...NAAAAH! :chuckle:

I thought about it too, and I just threw up a little in my mouth!:yuck::sofunny:

tony hipchest
12-14-2009, 08:56 PM
I'd rather make mad, passionate love to Marge Schotts' rotting, maggot infested corpse than be a Ratbird fan!!!

Too much?:noidea::flap:

no.

id rather toss lindsay lohans salad.

TheWarDen86
12-14-2009, 08:58 PM
no.

id rather toss lindsay lohans salad.

I'm confused. You wouldn't hit it? ...or does she have an std?

Shea
12-14-2009, 09:21 PM
There are some seriously disturbing posts in this thread, yet completely understandable. :chuckle:

tony hipchest
12-14-2009, 10:10 PM
I'm confused. You wouldn't hit it? ...or does she have an std?im thinking her booty hole may be the cleanest part of her body. :noidea:

MasterOfPuppets
12-14-2009, 10:13 PM
im thinking her booty hole may be the cleanest part of her body. :noidea:
:pde:

SteelersMongol
12-16-2009, 04:20 AM
im thinking her booty hole may be the cleanest part of her body. :noidea:

Ouch. Though I think she deserved it. :wink02:

Mr. Dô
12-16-2009, 05:56 AM
girls aloud singer and x factor judge

ahh the second time I have heard about some show called x factor, isn't that made by that guy from American Idol, Simon something

Pats Fan
12-16-2009, 12:59 PM
I would rather be a Patriots fan than be a Ratbirds fan!!!

:chuckle:

SteelersMongol
12-16-2009, 07:17 PM
I would rather be a Patriots fan than be a Ratbirds fan!!!

:chuckle:

Hmmm. I'd rather B a Ravens fan than B a Cheaters fan. :coffee:

GoSlash27
12-20-2009, 08:52 AM
I'd rather spend the rest of my days being forced, Clockwork Orange style,
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg
to watch a shaky bootleg video of "Zamfir & Yanni Live at the VFW" over and over and over
http://muzica.resurse.com/imagini/gheorghe_zamfir.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-rFwtOqU4g/RwmkEItxPzI/AAAAAAAAAC0/CKU6kBDyNSY/s400/yanni.jpg
... than be a Ravens fan.

BrandonCarr39
12-20-2009, 09:02 AM
I've noticed John Harbaugh has similar habits that his former boss Andy Reid does.

1) Abandon the run game at any given moment in crucial parts of the game

2) Misusing timeouts in the 2nd half

3) Bad clock management

4) LOVES to take gambles(especially on ST)

Like his boss, he's done an outstanding job with his team, but again, he's obviously learned some bad habits from him as well.

UltimateBengal
12-23-2009, 01:10 PM
I'd rather have an unprotected 3 way with Paris and Britney than be a Ratbird fan!:chuckle:

Wait, I take that back! My health insurance doesn't cover threesomes with Hollywood HOs!!!:doh:

GoSlash27
12-23-2009, 02:33 PM
I would rather have unprotected anal intercourse with Brittany Murphy than be a Ravens fan.
/ Yes, I'm aware she's dead.

UltimateBengal
12-23-2009, 02:36 PM
I would rather have unprotected anal intercourse with Brittany Murphy than be a Ravens fan.
/ Yes, I'm aware she's dead.

Ouch! :doh:

Angus Burgher
12-23-2009, 03:10 PM
WHOA!! That's harsh! :chuckle:

I would rather sit through a week-long marathon of "Extreme Makeover Home Edition" than be a Ratbirds fan.

GoSlash27
12-23-2009, 03:22 PM
I would rather move to Baltimore than be a Ravens fan.

steelax04
12-23-2009, 04:09 PM
I would rather be part of this...


http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy127/coryswartz/lumber_01.jpg


than be a Ratbirds fan.

memphissteelergirl
12-24-2009, 10:58 AM
I'd rather be strapped to a chair and subjected to 24 hours of listening to Clay Aiken and Josh Grobin CD's than be a Ratbirds fan! :eek:

Larry
12-25-2009, 05:13 PM
I would rather have unprotected anal intercourse with Brittany Murphy than be a Ravens fan.
/ Yes, I'm aware she's dead.

UGH! I'm not sure they would want you as a fan...

St33lersguy
12-25-2009, 09:00 PM
I would rather look at Nancy Pelosi's face for an hour straight than be a ratbirds fan

St33lersguy
12-25-2009, 09:03 PM
I would rather live in Cleveland than be a ratbirds fan

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
12-25-2009, 10:54 PM
I would rather fight Chuck Norris than be a Ravens Fan

Shea
12-25-2009, 11:28 PM
I would rather go for an examination at the gynecologist's office every day for the rest of my life, than be a Ravens fan.

(The women of this forum will understand this! :chuckle:)

GoSlash27
12-26-2009, 01:57 AM
I would rather go for an examination at the gynecologist's office every day for the rest of my life, than be a Ravens fan.

(The women of this forum will understand this! :chuckle:)
Heck, I'm a *guy* and I understand this.

I would rather go deep-sea diving with a faulty reversion valve and leaky hose than be a Ravens fan.

Warning: not for the faint-of-heart! (3:30)
xpo18cjoYcg

SteelCityMom
12-26-2009, 12:28 PM
Heck, I'm a *guy* and I understand this.

I would rather go deep-sea diving with a faulty reversion valve and leaky hose than be a Ravens fan.

Warning: not for the faint-of-heart! (3:30)
xpo18cjoYcg


Haha, I see you were watching the marathon last night too!

St33lersguy
12-26-2009, 03:35 PM
Some more
Be in school on the weekends
Watch Kieth Olbermann's show
Get bellyflopped by Michael Moore
Ask John Madden what he thinks about Brett Favre

Steelstralia
01-01-2010, 07:33 AM
Ask John Madden what he thinks about Brett Favre


L M F A O ! :rofl: could just imagine Madden putting the world to sleep about it "well you see brett favre... (10 hours later) and that's why brett favre is the uhhh best QB in the league, because he throws touchdowns, and when you get a touchdown, you get 6 points, and when you get 6 points, that means you score, but if you don't score then you don't get 6 points, and if you get caught holding, then that's when you get a penalty and the referee throws a flag..." "Al Michaels: Thanks John..."

i would rather go to a bar in cinci full of drunk rednecks while wearing a steelers jersey and provoke them all to bash me then be a ravens fan... (but hey could be worse, you could be a bengals fan and have the attention seeker of the league be your most well known WR) Ocho-Stinko? :coffee:

GoSlash27
01-01-2010, 09:27 AM
SCM,

Haha, I see you were watching the marathon last night too!
Oh, yeah! Wouldn't miss it! :D

I would rather rub down Abe Vagoda's bunions with Ben Gay than be a Ravens fan.

Venom
01-01-2010, 10:44 AM
I would rather do gay porn than be a Ratbirds fan!

GoSlash27
01-01-2010, 12:26 PM
I would rather do gay porn than be a Ratbirds fan!

I'd rather be your 'fluffer' than a Ravens fan.
/uncomfortable silence... :chuckle: