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NJarhead
12-16-2009, 04:31 PM
The Lexington , Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in
the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge .

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string,
a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt.

He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.

Shea
12-16-2009, 11:21 PM
:shake01:

That ain't right! :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
12-17-2009, 05:02 AM
The Lexington , Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in
the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge .

The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string,
a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt.

He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary
embarrassment.

:toofunny: Thats a good one.