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devilsdancefloor
01-07-2010, 01:14 PM
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help
you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3
foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says
"No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few
minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says,
"Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are
there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc
leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy
says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE
NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door
in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and
chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"

Galax Steeler
01-08-2010, 05:16 AM
That is a good one.:rofl:

SteelersMongol
01-11-2010, 07:58 PM
:rofl: