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Vincent
01-10-2010, 09:50 AM
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.






























They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Steelboy84
01-10-2010, 04:32 PM
Yes, a great start.

Not sure if Old Man Ronnie is in Heaven or Hell (probably the latter), but it's good to wake up every morning knowing he isn't around anymore to mess up anything else.

7SteelGal43
01-10-2010, 05:15 PM
YES !!!! :chuckle:

VegasStlrFan
01-10-2010, 05:20 PM
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Not bad, sounds like you got a job interview.