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Fire Haley
01-11-2010, 10:53 AM
THE world's first "sexbot" a life-sized rubber doll named Roxxxy who can chat about football has been unveiled.

The dark-haired, lingerie-clad robot has inbuilt artificial intelligence meaning she can talk footie and cars with her owner.

The revolutionary invention set to take the sex toy industry by storm also comes with FIVE different "personalities".

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxy_180_963852a.jpg


Owners can customise Roxxxy's features and change her race, hair colour and breast size.

The anatomically correct robot has a fake skeleton, letting her move like a REAL woman.

She also utters different phrases depending on how she is touched.

Prospective owners can pick from the five different "personalities" depending on their individual preference.

There is Wild Wendy - who is outgoing and adventurous, Frigid Farah - who is reserved and shy, Mature Martha and S&M Susan - available for more adventurous types.

The doll costs between US$7,000 (4,350) to US$9,000 (5,993), and was unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas at the weekend.

"She knows exactly what you like. If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer."

The sex robot is available in Europe and the United States and will eventually be sold all over the world.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2803152/Worlds-first-sex-robot-revealed.html

steelax04
01-11-2010, 10:56 AM
What's more creepy... the doll or how the guy is sitting next to it touching its hand?

littlemac
01-11-2010, 11:06 AM
The guy. Looks like a kid in a candy store.

Fire Haley
01-11-2010, 11:07 AM
He's the inventor - the one who built her.

SteelCityMom
01-11-2010, 11:17 AM
Oh man...that doll with wires looks scared for its life lol. Kinda creepy...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxxy-the-rubberdo_963850a.jpg

SteelCityMom
01-11-2010, 11:21 AM
I'm pretty sure I know where he got the initial idea for this too...from the Twilight Zone episode The Lonely. That's the first thing I thought of. Well, that and Bladerunner lol.

steelax04
01-11-2010, 11:31 AM
He's got a wedding ring on... wonder how she feels about this.

fansince'76
01-11-2010, 11:40 AM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxxy-the-rubberdo_963850a.jpg

Is it just me, or does that doll look like Chrissie Hynde? :chuckle:

Fire Haley
01-11-2010, 12:12 PM
He's got a wedding ring on... wonder how she feels about this.

"She" must be happy just to have a roof over her chassis.

I'm pretty sure there was an Outer Limits episode about this too.

Dino 6 Rings
01-11-2010, 12:23 PM
He's got a wedding ring on... wonder how she feels about this.

I think he's married to the doll.

KeiselPower99
01-11-2010, 03:21 PM
I wonder when she says please insert disc if its hitting on me?

revefsreleets
01-11-2010, 04:05 PM
That dude is also probably one of the people who are so depressed because they can't live in Avatar World.

Galax Steeler
01-11-2010, 04:05 PM
He's got a wedding ring on... wonder how she feels about this.

The money she is getting from this I wouldn't think she has a problem with it.

devilsdancefloor
01-11-2010, 04:24 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxxy-the-rubberdo_963850a.jpg

Is it just me, or does that doll look like Chrissie Hynde? :chuckle:

that is kinda creepy it does look like her, but which one the doll or inventor of doll have the more confused look on their face?

SteelCityMom
01-11-2010, 04:54 PM
that is kinda creepy it does look like her, but which one the doll or inventor of doll have the more confused look on their face?

His is a look of confusion...hers is just a look of sheer terror as if to say "the things I've seen!"

SteelerNation12
01-11-2010, 04:58 PM
I wonder what football team she likes.

GoSlash27
01-11-2010, 05:59 PM
Cherry 2000! Trippy! :chuckle:

Indo
01-11-2010, 06:08 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxxy-the-rubberdo_963850a.jpg

Is it just me, or does that doll look like Chrissie Hynde? :chuckle:

:rofl:
I thought the same thing when I saw it!

NJarhead
01-11-2010, 06:24 PM
I already told Ana (my Fiancee) to pack her shit and get the hell out BEFORE I realized that this thing can't cook. :doh:

:chuckle: :wink02:

NJarhead
01-11-2010, 06:25 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00963/Roxxxy-the-rubberdo_963850a.jpg

Is it just me, or does that doll look like Chrissie Hynde? :chuckle:


Wow.....she kind of does when I use my, my, my Imagination. :chuckle:

GoSlash27
01-11-2010, 07:01 PM
Wow.....she kind of does when I use my, my, my Imagination. :chuckle:

Thread over. WarDen wins.

Polamalu Princess
01-11-2010, 07:04 PM
That is just disturbing!

MasterOfPuppets
01-11-2010, 07:33 PM
if your trying to create the perfect woman... why in the hell would you give it the ability to speak ??? :doh:

silver & black
01-11-2010, 08:19 PM
Wow.....she kind of does when I use my, my, my Imagination. :chuckle:

:fryingpan:

MACH1
01-11-2010, 08:20 PM
Just get married. Then you can have something that just lays there like a dead fish. :chuckle:

revefsreleets
01-11-2010, 08:21 PM
if your trying to create the perfect woman... why in the hell would you give it the ability to speak ??? :doh:

She needs to be able to ask questions...

steelwalls
01-11-2010, 09:26 PM
if your trying to create the perfect woman... why in the hell would you give it the ability to speak ??? :doh:

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :sofunny:

MasterOfPuppets
01-11-2010, 09:51 PM
She needs to be able to ask questions...

oh yes i'm sure every guy would miss those interogations .....do you know what time it is ? are you drunk ? who were you with ? why didn't you call ? do i look fat ? do you think she's prettier than me ? are we ever gonna get married ? do you still love me ? :blah: :blah: :blah:

NJarhead
01-11-2010, 10:12 PM
I wonder if there's a discount for ordering twins.?.? Hmmmm.... :tap:

Shea
01-11-2010, 11:30 PM
This thread is hilarious! :sofunny:

revefsreleets
01-12-2010, 08:52 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of:

"May I refill your drink for you now, sir?"

And other things rated R and rated X not suitable for a family-friendly message board....

Dino 6 Rings
01-12-2010, 12:46 PM
what's the point if she can't even get up to get me a beer or light my smoke for me afterwards?

Fire Haley
01-12-2010, 08:28 PM
I knew none of you hosers would actually read the article


A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.

NJarhead
01-12-2010, 08:52 PM
I knew none of you hosers would actually read the article



Hey, I read it.....kinda. How do you think I knew the bitch couldn't cook??? :chuckle:

tony hipchest
01-12-2010, 08:55 PM
A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.
...fully equipped with the kung fu grip.

NJarhead
01-12-2010, 10:10 PM
...fully equipped with the kung fu grip.


:rofl:


Wait.....her or him?

SteelCityMom
01-12-2010, 10:18 PM
I knew none of you hosers would actually read the article


A male version of the doll, dubbed Rocky, is also planned.

That's comforting to know know that there will one day be something in the shape of a man that will last longer than 2 minutes.

NJarhead
01-12-2010, 10:24 PM
That's comforting to know know that there will one day be something in the shape of a man that will last longer than 2 minutes.

lol. She saw the shot, and she took the shot. Touche' SteelCityMom.

Shea
01-12-2010, 10:41 PM
That's comforting to know know that there will one day be something in the shape of a man that will last longer than 2 minutes.

:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::applaudit:

NJarhead
01-12-2010, 10:47 PM
Hey now, don't you ladies be trying to hijack our sex doll party. lol

SteelCityMom
01-13-2010, 01:48 AM
Hey now, don't you ladies be trying to hijack our sex doll party. lol


:flap:

Hey, you think we don't secretly wish for man-bots that don't go comatose after a 2 minute workout.

I'll tell ya...we do.

MACH1
01-13-2010, 02:20 AM
:flap:

Hey, you think we don't secretly wish for man-bots that don't go comatose after a 2 minute workout.

I'll tell ya...we do.

http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nax.jpg

Here ya go.


:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

SteelCityMom
01-13-2010, 10:20 AM
http://www.ebengregory.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nax.jpg

Here ya go.


:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Hahaha...how creepy...that one is definitely a brown bagger!

NJarhead
01-13-2010, 03:25 PM
That looks like Anthony Kiedis (RHCP).

NJarhead
01-13-2010, 03:26 PM
:flap:

Hey, you think we don't secretly wish for man-bots that don't go comatose after a 2 minute workout.

I'll tell ya...we do.

Well, if a guy didn't have to wait 2 months maybe it'd last longer. :flap:

Dino 6 Rings
01-13-2010, 05:37 PM
How long til some lunatic gets both dolls and then uploads a sextape of them with each other to the internet?

NJarhead
01-13-2010, 06:08 PM
How long til some lunatic gets both dolls and then uploads a sextape of them with each other to the internet?

That's just weird. :chuckle:

Fire Haley
01-13-2010, 06:53 PM
:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::applaudit:

Holy crap! You're a girl?

No wonder all my hockey groupie talk pissed you off.

Shea
01-15-2010, 12:46 AM
Holy crap! You're a girl?

No wonder all my hockey groupie talk pissed you off.

:huh:

You lost me here.

I've yet to get pissed off at you.

And as for your "hockey groupie talk" - I'm not even sure what you mean by that.

If you consider me one of these "groupies" then so be it. I couldn't care less, nor did that have anything to do with my previous posts towards you. You're in your own world on that one.

My responses to your posts in the past were because I either found your thoughts to be insensitive or in general something I found to be quite stupid.

And I say that with all do respect. :drink:

Dino 6 Rings
01-15-2010, 12:30 PM
If I got one of these robots and had other guys willing to pay to use it, would that make me a Robot Pimp?

NJarhead
01-15-2010, 12:51 PM
If I got one of these robots and had other guys willing to pay to use it, would that make me a Robot Pimp?


You raise an interesting point. What if you had a whole house full and were paid to let men use them by the hour? Is that illegal?

Also, who would....umm....take care of the cleanup? Can you say "Dirty Jobs?" lol

vasteeler
01-15-2010, 01:24 PM
You raise an interesting point. What if you had a whole house full and were paid to let men use them by the hour? Is that illegal?

Also, who would....umm....take care of the cleanup? Can you say "Dirty Jobs?" lol
:puke:

NJarhead
01-15-2010, 01:53 PM
:puke:

I'd have used that too, but was too lazy to look it up. Plus, I needed to go wash my hands after posting. :chuckle:

MasterOfPuppets
01-18-2010, 08:09 PM
I'd have used that too, but was too lazy to look it up. Plus, I needed to go wash my hands after posting. :chuckle:

the robot got ya excited huh ? :sofunny:

tony hipchest
01-19-2010, 11:45 PM
i would have loved to read the pre-edited version... :popcorn:

so who would win in a fight? sex robot or feed robot?

steelpride12
01-19-2010, 11:48 PM
People need to get laid(by humans[real people])

MasterOfPuppets
01-19-2010, 11:53 PM
People need to get laid(by humans[real people])
true...but women get mad when you shove em under the bed afterwards....:sofunny:

ever heard this one ?
"men don't pay prostitutes for sex....they pay them to leave afterwards" ...:chuckle:

zulater
01-24-2010, 11:24 AM
Looking at the guy I'm just wondering how realistic the doll is under the lingerie, if you know what I mean?:wink02: His actual experience with the real thing probably doesn't extend much further than his exit out of it. :sofunny: So buying this off his design is probably akin to buying an Amish designed Gulfstream .Looks passable from the outside, but the inner working are another matter entirely.

Let's just say I'm not too sure I'd want to take a ride on either. :chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
01-24-2010, 12:16 PM
If you like Porsches, she likes Porsches. If you like soccer, she likes soccer

Any truth to the fact that *Patriots owner, Robert Kraft has the prototype and its called the "Goodell 2000"?