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BlacknGold Bleeder
02-01-2006, 10:42 PM
> John Madden was in Atlanta to announce a football game one weekend
whenhe
> noticed a special telephone near the Falcon's bench.
>
> He asked Dan Reeves what it was for and was told that it was the
hotline
to
> God. John asked if he could use it. Dan told him "Sure, but it will
cost
> you$100."
> Madden scratched his head, then thought, what the heck. I need a
> break picking the games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100.
>
>
> Madden was perfect that week.
> The next week Madden was in Florida when he noticed the same kind of
> telephone on the Miami bench. He asked Jimmy Johnson what the
telephone
was
> for and was told "It's the hotline to God. If you want to use it,
> it'll cost you $100."
> Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and made
the
> call.
> Madden was perfect that week.
>
>
> The next weekend Madden was in Pittsburgh at Heinz Field, when he
> noticed the same kind of telephone by the Steelers bench.
> He asked coach Bill Cowher, "Is that telephone the hotline to God?"
Bill
> said "Yes and if you want to use it, it'll cost 35 cents." Madden
looked
> incredulously at Bill and said, " Wait a second, I just paid $100 at
> Atlanta
> and $100 at Miami to use the same telephone to God. Why does
Pittsburgh
> only
> charge 35 cents?"
> Bill looked at Madden and replied,
>
> "In Pittsburgh, it's a local call."
>
> GO STEELERS

Sharkissle29
02-01-2006, 10:47 PM
haha not bad, not bad

siss
02-01-2006, 10:56 PM
AMEN

BlitzburghRockCity
02-01-2006, 11:02 PM
Classic !! Great stuff :tt:

pitt
02-01-2006, 11:17 PM
LOL cute

PDX Hawk fan
02-01-2006, 11:19 PM
I'm an atheist myself.

But the NFL MVP sure as hell isn't- so good luck with all that weirdness...

shevdog
02-01-2006, 11:22 PM
Awesome! Good stuff!

BlacknGold Bleeder
02-01-2006, 11:51 PM
[QUOTE=PDX Hawk fan]I'm an atheist myself.

Your an as*holeist, AMEN!!

Brady12
02-02-2006, 12:08 AM
lol, you could've atleast updated it to Jim Mora Jr. But nice anyways.

BIGBENATWORK
02-02-2006, 12:21 AM
Nice one Black N Gold. I'll kneel down before the Super Bowl just like Big Ben does before every game.

SteelerFanInATL
02-02-2006, 06:13 AM
Good stuff. I like it.

DIESELMAN
02-02-2006, 06:27 AM
> John Madden was in Atlanta to announce a football game one weekend
whenhe
> noticed a special telephone near the Falcon's bench.
>
> He asked Dan Reeves what it was for and was told that it was the
hotline
to
> God. John asked if he could use it. Dan told him "Sure, but it will
cost
> you$100."
> Madden scratched his head, then thought, what the heck. I need a
> break picking the games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100.
>
>
> Madden was perfect that week.
> The next week Madden was in Florida when he noticed the same kind of
> telephone on the Miami bench. He asked Jimmy Johnson what the
telephone
was
> for and was told "It's the hotline to God. If you want to use it,
> it'll cost you $100."
> Recalling the previous week, Madden pulled out his wallet and made
the
> call.
> Madden was perfect that week.
>
>
> The next weekend Madden was in Pittsburgh at Heinz Field, when he
> noticed the same kind of telephone by the Steelers bench.
> He asked coach Bill Cowher, "Is that telephone the hotline to God?"
Bill
> said "Yes and if you want to use it, it'll cost 35 cents." Madden
looked
> incredulously at Bill and said, " Wait a second, I just paid $100 at
> Atlanta
> and $100 at Miami to use the same telephone to God. Why does
Pittsburgh
> only
> charge 35 cents?"
> Bill looked at Madden and replied,
>
> "In Pittsburgh, it's a local call."
>
> GO STEELERS

That was cool bro!!!!!

as far as PDX's quote"I'm an atheist myself.

But the NFL MVP sure as hell isn't- so good luck with all that weirdness..." Lighten up man :helmet:

clevestinks
02-02-2006, 10:41 AM
Good stuff real funny