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zulater
02-23-2010, 11:22 PM
I was just watching the Olympic hockey game and I heard that damn Gwen Stefani "Woo hoo" song over the PA.( The great escape) If that's not A-1 on Hell's jukebox I don't know what is? :doh:


Well actually i've got a few other choice contenders.

The Safety dance is as bad as the come, along with just about any over synthesised song from the 80's. Though Mickey would probably be the worst of the lot.

It's amazing the garbage that can be passed off as a song.

Anway feel free to add your choices to the thread.

Let's put together the biggest load of crap music ever named in one place.:chuckle:

SteelCityMom
02-23-2010, 11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q055xrM1aIs

zulater
02-23-2010, 11:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q055xrM1aIs

Good one, but not as awful as this. (imo)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQex1RQ5G4

This is gonna be hard to beat.

Let's get a list and vote?

:chuckle:

fansince'76
02-24-2010, 12:05 AM
Speaking of crappy '80s tunes, I have always hated, and I mean HATED, this one:

l9K4BKkLaCI

:banging: :banging: :banging:

tony hipchest
02-24-2010, 12:12 AM
i'll take any of the songs already posted (especially the safety dance which was my joint as a kid, along with taco's 'putting on the ritz) over any of the britney spears shit in the 90's. :hunch:

fansince'76
02-24-2010, 12:29 AM
i'll take any of the songs already posted (especially the safety dance which was my joint as a kid, along with taco's 'putting on the ritz) over any of the britney spears shit in the 90's. :hunch:

I wouldn't know - I stopped listening to top 40 radio in the late '80s when classic rock stations that played AOR from the '60s and '70s began popping up. Considering my musical taste then and now, I was born about 15-20 years too late anyway.

devilsdancefloor
02-24-2010, 12:45 AM
RIcmIhOesaI

devilsdancefloor
02-24-2010, 12:46 AM
lnk8SKD9zcA

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 11:22 AM
Good one, but not as awful as this. (imo)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQex1RQ5G4

This is gonna be hard to beat.

Let's get a list and vote?

:chuckle:

I can't believe you think being Rick Roll'd is better than Mickey...I actually like that song lol. I can only listen to Rick Astley when I'm extremely inebriated.

I'm going right for the jugular here....

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No other song on the face of the earth makes hurling in a bucket seem like heaven to me.

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 11:36 AM
Another fine addition...

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zulater
02-24-2010, 12:05 PM
Another fine addition...

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Truly awful. :chuckle:

But can you top this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-is6S_b_g


:toofunny:

zulater
02-24-2010, 12:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTJ_n9Oqs0&feature=related


The only good thing to come out of Vannila Ice of course was Jim Carey's impression of him.

:sofunny:

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 12:15 PM
Truly awful. :chuckle:

But can you top this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-is6S_b_g


:toofunny:

Of course I can!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we_bSR3wrgY

and of course the only good thing to come out of this song was this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfMstI3bpA

P.S. I still get down to Ice, Ice Baby lol.

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 12:28 PM
And who can manage to forget this timeless classic....


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zulater
02-24-2010, 01:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4&feature=related

Love Shack or Rock Lobster anyone?

:flap:

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 01:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4&feature=related

Love Shack or Rock Lobster anyone?

:flap:


Lol, I LOVE me some Rock Lobster! :dancing:

I'm a nerd....I know.

I have to throw in the mandatory Bolton into the mix. I don't know...can he touch you there?

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devilsdancefloor
02-24-2010, 02:15 PM
pIgZ7gMze7A


FOA4ixV-3jU


shakes fist at zulater B-52'S do not belong on this list

zulater
02-24-2010, 02:37 PM
pIgZ7gMze7A


FOA4ixV-3jU


shakes fist at zulater B-52'S do not belong on this list

New leader in the clubhouse with Wham. :thumbsup:

Dennis Miller's theme song however doesn't belong on the thread. :thud: :mad:



:wink02:


It's all about personal opinion, but Wake me Up before you Go Go sucks by nearly anyone's standards.

Not only is that a gawd's awful song, it might just be the gayest video ever made. :chuckle:

SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 03:01 PM
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urgle burgle
02-24-2010, 04:30 PM
i hate to do this, i really do...but it must be done....
enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc

beware the super mullet

Indo
02-24-2010, 06:23 PM
The 1980's were just horrible as far as music goes-----not all music; just most of the music in that decade

Did it really surprise anyone when it was finally revealed, years later, that Boy George is gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. But did it surprise anyone?

I hated, and still hate, anything by Culture Club


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SteelCityMom
02-24-2010, 06:39 PM
Well, someone's gotta do it I guess....


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Gnutella
02-24-2010, 08:28 PM
No one decade has a monopoly on shitty music. There was plenty of crap in the 1960's and 1970's too.

urgle burgle
02-25-2010, 02:13 AM
No one decade has a monopoly on shitty music. There was plenty of crap in the 1960's and 1970's too.

so lets start a poll of which decade had the crap crappiest crapfest of craptastic crap music....which continual listening will make you crap.

sorry, gotta go 80's...

Indo
02-25-2010, 10:54 AM
so lets start a poll of which decade had the crap crappiest crapfest of craptastic crap music....which continual listening will make you crap.

sorry, gotta go 80's...

Me, too.

Disco sucked REALLY bad, but c'mon...what was with all the "Men" bands?

"Men at Work"
"Men without Hats"
Men who sucked at music and were bereft of any musical talent whatsoever

(although I did and still do like REM, Talking Heads and a few others that came about in the 80s)

Dino 6 Rings
02-25-2010, 12:12 PM
Um...Sorry but Safety Dance is one of the GREATEST SONGS of the 80s!!!!

I love that tune! It truly rocks!

(I'm actually a Classic Rocker myself, Dylan, Dead, Zep, Floyd, Clapton, Hendrix, Dylan again, More Dead, Steppenwolf, Yardbirds, More Dylan, Garcia, Buffalo Springfield, Three Dog Night, Procal Harem, on and on, Fleetwood Mac, Jefferson Airplane, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Crosby Stills and Nash, Allman Brothers, on and on....Original Black Sabbath,)

Still, the Safety Dance is a true Great!

zulater
02-25-2010, 12:43 PM
Um...Sorry but Safety Dance is one of the GREATEST SONGS of the 80s!!!!

I love that tune! It truly rocks!

(I'm actually a Classic Rocker myself, Dylan, Dead, Zep, Floyd, Clapton, Hendrix, Dylan again, More Dead, Steppenwolf, Yardbirds, More Dylan, Garcia, Buffalo Springfield, Three Dog Night, Procal Harem, on and on, Fleetwood Mac, Jefferson Airplane, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Crosby Stills and Nash, Allman Brothers, on and on....Original Black Sabbath,)

Still, the Safety Dance is a true Great!

HcOZ6xFxJqg



This is great?

If you insist.


:chuckle:

Indo
02-25-2010, 01:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg



This is great?

If you insist.


:chuckle:

Exactly!
I know some people love it, but I just have always hated it.

What about bands like The The, Culture Club (already mentioned), Kajagoogoo, Wham....the list goes on and on


Now, there were some bands that I could handle----
Elvis Costello
The Cure
Depeche Mode


there was one band that most people loved----but I hated them, too

Duran Duran :puke:


The 80s were saved in the late 80s by Guns-N-Roses...


For some reason I did like "Video Killed the Radio Star" done by the Buggles --probably because I find it to be amusing...(I have no clue what else they did...). I thought it was done in the 80s, but apparently it came out in 1979

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SteelCityMom
02-25-2010, 02:02 PM
Yeah, it's definitely personal choice lol. I really despise GnR, but do love the Men Without Hats and Kajagoogoo and Culture Club, Toto, The Cars, Men at Work, Tears for Fears, Duran-Duran, The Go-Go's etc. etc. It's just what I grew up listening too. Having 2 older brothers, I watched a ton of MTV in the early days and a lot of that stuck with me. The only thing I ever regret liking was NKOTB...I don't even find that crap catchy now and don't know what I ever saw in them.

Hammer Of The GODS
02-25-2010, 05:04 PM
Insert ANY rap or hippity hop song here!



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tony hipchest
02-25-2010, 09:32 PM
im disappointed this has been overlooked (or all you all just like me and have tried the damndest to mentally block this shit from memory)?



JoaiWe-SNsM

hell awaits...

XjV5XGfeWVs

zulater
02-25-2010, 09:50 PM
We've been trying to resist the nuclear option as long as possible Tony. :chuckle:

Too late now, since the genie's out of the bottle...


x20v9F-sWHQ


:toofunny:

zulater
02-28-2010, 02:07 PM
I guess once you get to David Hasselhoff you can't get any lower?:noidea:



:sofunny:

zulater
02-28-2010, 02:13 PM
i hate to do this, i really do...but it must be done....
enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc

beware the super mullet

I don't know, it's between Achy and The Hoff for worst ever imo? :noidea:

urgle burgle
03-04-2010, 12:58 AM
I don't know, it's between Achy and The Hoff for worst ever imo? :noidea:

gotta go achy zu...hoff was in Knight Rider and Baywatch for gosh sakes...
those take the edge off. billy ray only has the weird parasitic relationship with his daugher and her fame.