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03-13-2010, 01:21 AM
**********************WARNIING THIS IS ALL MEANT IN FUN NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL*****************************************
Ben may or may not be charged with something. That remains to be seen. However what is clear is that the man needs be a little bit more careful. Especially with reports that Ben is on his last chance with the steelers. So with that in mind I came up with an application to date the franchise QB. Because if you can't laugh and have a little sence of humor then really there is no point in living.
Application to date the franchise QB
This application is null and void without bank statements and a health report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________(we need a certified copy of your birth certificate)
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ (for breeding purposes)
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
Number of years you have been a steeler fan ____________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Are you consenting to date the franchise?________________________________________ ___________________
Have you ever had any contact with a Stains fan with a law degree?______________________________
If the franchise was injured during a game and you had a date planned for Tuesday you would:
a. make sure he was healthy enough to go and keep our plans as usuall
b. nurse him back health
c. tell him to take it easy and we can go see a movie after he wins the team another Lombardi
Have you ever had contact with a Bengals fan with a law degree?_______________________
Do you know anything about football?_________________________________
Do you have contact with a Ravens fan with a law degree?_________________________________.
The chick that accused Jerome Bettis was:
a. a money grabbing *****
b. a victim
c. my hero
If Ben throws an interception during a playoff game I will and we lose:
a. Give him a kiss and then ask for his credit card for latest Gucci
Purse
b. Let him sulk for awhile and then make him feel better on a tropical island
c. Take away his golf clubs until he wins another Lombardi
Sex before a major game is:
a. A bad idea
b. Good luck
c. There is no contact during the playoffs
I certify under penalty of perjury that all statements are true and I won't sue the franchise.
____________________________
You sign here
Ben may or may not be charged with something. That remains to be seen. However what is clear is that the man needs be a little bit more careful. Especially with reports that Ben is on his last chance with the steelers. So with that in mind I came up with an application to date the franchise QB. Because if you can't laugh and have a little sence of humor then really there is no point in living.
Application to date the franchise QB
This application is null and void without bank statements and a health report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________(we need a certified copy of your birth certificate)
HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ (for breeding purposes)
SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________
Number of years you have been a steeler fan ____________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______
Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Are you consenting to date the franchise?________________________________________ ___________________
Have you ever had any contact with a Stains fan with a law degree?______________________________
If the franchise was injured during a game and you had a date planned for Tuesday you would:
a. make sure he was healthy enough to go and keep our plans as usuall
b. nurse him back health
c. tell him to take it easy and we can go see a movie after he wins the team another Lombardi
Have you ever had contact with a Bengals fan with a law degree?_______________________
Do you know anything about football?_________________________________
Do you have contact with a Ravens fan with a law degree?_________________________________.
The chick that accused Jerome Bettis was:
a. a money grabbing *****
b. a victim
c. my hero
If Ben throws an interception during a playoff game I will and we lose:
a. Give him a kiss and then ask for his credit card for latest Gucci
Purse
b. Let him sulk for awhile and then make him feel better on a tropical island
c. Take away his golf clubs until he wins another Lombardi
Sex before a major game is:
a. A bad idea
b. Good luck
c. There is no contact during the playoffs
I certify under penalty of perjury that all statements are true and I won't sue the franchise.
____________________________
You sign here