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siss
03-13-2010, 01:21 AM
**********************WARNIING THIS IS ALL MEANT IN FUN NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL*****************************************

Ben may or may not be charged with something. That remains to be seen. However what is clear is that the man needs be a little bit more careful. Especially with reports that Ben is on his last chance with the steelers. So with that in mind I came up with an application to date the franchise QB. Because if you can't laugh and have a little sence of humor then really there is no point in living.

Application to date the franchise QB
This application is null and void without bank statements and a health report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH_____________(we need a certified copy of your birth certificate)

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ (for breeding purposes)

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________
DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

Number of years you have been a steeler fan ____________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No

Are you consenting to date the franchise?________________________________________ ___________________
Have you ever had any contact with a Stains fan with a law degree?______________________________
If the franchise was injured during a game and you had a date planned for Tuesday you would:
a. make sure he was healthy enough to go and keep our plans as usuall
b. nurse him back health
c. tell him to take it easy and we can go see a movie after he wins the team another Lombardi

Have you ever had contact with a Bengals fan with a law degree?_______________________
Do you know anything about football?_________________________________
Do you have contact with a Ravens fan with a law degree?_________________________________.
The chick that accused Jerome Bettis was:
a. a money grabbing *****
b. a victim
c. my hero

If Ben throws an interception during a playoff game I will and we lose:
a. Give him a kiss and then ask for his credit card for latest Gucci
Purse
b. Let him sulk for awhile and then make him feel better on a tropical island
c. Take away his golf clubs until he wins another Lombardi
Sex before a major game is:
a. A bad idea
b. Good luck
c. There is no contact during the playoffs

I certify under penalty of perjury that all statements are true and I won't sue the franchise.

____________________________
You sign here

Galax Steeler
03-13-2010, 06:48 AM
Nice job :applaudit:

mulldog24
03-13-2010, 09:02 AM
Nice post!!!!...Too funny!!:rofl::toofunny:

chacha
03-13-2010, 10:59 AM
:applaudit: excellent

solardave
03-13-2010, 11:02 AM
AWESOME!!!

Prok
03-13-2010, 11:11 AM
Damn thats good stuff !!

:tt:

:drink:

:applaudit:

siss
03-13-2010, 11:14 AM
From now on if you date Ben you date the entire team!

Rick5895
03-13-2010, 11:16 AM
:drink:Well done!!!!!!!!!!!

Prok
03-13-2010, 11:19 AM
From now on if you date Ben you date the entire team!

Don't forget US, the fanbase. lol

Every woman interested in Ben should be brought here and put before public poll. We should have 1/3 of the vote.

:wink02:

siss
03-13-2010, 11:39 AM
Why dont we just put Ben on the bachelor?

Rick5895
03-13-2010, 11:44 AM
Why dont we just put Ben on the bachelor?

Yep, no gold diggers there, LOL:rofl:

Vincent
03-13-2010, 12:12 PM
Brilliant!!

Nadroj 20
03-13-2010, 01:53 PM
Thats great! :rofl:

siss
03-14-2010, 04:02 PM
I filled out the application to date the QB since know one else did.

NAME__Jackie Gerring___________________________________
DATE OF BIRTH__11-25-83___________(we need a certified copy of your birth certificate)

HEIGHT___5'11________ WEIGHT________123____ IQ_____100_____ GPA_____3.2________ (for breeding purposes) I'd also like to mention that my father was an athlete and I played baseball and swam on the the swim team.

SOCIAL SECURITY #___777-77-7777______________
DRIVERS LICENSE #_______S777777_________

Number of years you have been a steeler fan _____I was born a Steeler fan_____

HOME ADDRESS_______________Ben's_House_______ CITY/STATE______Pa_____ ZIP______

Do you have parents? _x__Yes ___No

Are you consenting to date the franchise? Yep.
Have you ever had any contact with a Stains fan with a law degree? I don't know a stains fan smart enough to have a law degree._____________________________
If the franchise was injured during a game and you had a date planned for Tuesday you would:
a. make sure he was healthy enough to go and keep our plans as usuall
b. nurse him back health
c. tell him to take it easy and we can go see a movie after he wins the team another Lombardi

Have you ever had contact with a Bengals fan with a law degree?___Arn't they all in jail?____________________
Do you know anything about football?____Yep____________________
Do you have contact with a Ravens fan with a law degree? Ha! NO_________________________________.
The chick that accused Jerome Bettis was:
a. a money grabbing *****
b. a victim
c. my hero

If Ben throws an interception during a playoff game I will and we lose:
a. Give him a kiss and then ask for his credit card for latest Gucci
Purse
b. Let him sulk for awhile and then make him feel better on a tropical island
c. Take away his golf clubs until he wins another Lombardi
Sex before a major game is:
a. A bad idea
b. Good luck
c. There is no contact during the playoffs

I certify under penalty of perjury that all statements are true and I won't sue the franchise.

____________Jackie Gerring________________
You sign here
__________________

SteelCityMom
03-14-2010, 07:19 PM
DATE OF BIRTH__11-25-93___________(we need a certified copy of your birth certificate)


Oh...you just turned 16, good thing that's the legal age of consent. We'll send your application right on through lol.

siss
03-14-2010, 07:35 PM
oops 83! Im 26 not 16!

SteelCityMom
03-14-2010, 07:41 PM
oops 83! Im 26 not 16!

Hahaha good...I was worried for a second there!

siss
03-14-2010, 08:17 PM
Good thing you pointed that out before I sent in the application to date Ben!

Psyychoward86
03-15-2010, 07:32 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/4j2ss9.jpg

jonslow
03-15-2010, 08:15 PM
I don't understand how these accusations could hold up in any court... What woman is going to complain about Big Ben making a pass? He's got two Superbowl rings. I'm a straight man and I wouldn't care if he grabbed my ass.