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lamberts-lost-tooth
03-30-2010, 02:53 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap it takes all morning."

Dylan
03-30-2010, 04:47 PM
:chuckle:

SteelersMongol
03-30-2010, 09:33 PM
:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
03-31-2010, 05:11 AM
Thats a good one.:rofl:

xfl2001fan
03-31-2010, 10:07 AM
Copy, Paste, Email. Check! Good stuff LLT!

Matty™
03-31-2010, 11:18 AM
lol, liking that a lot :)

I-Want-Troy's-Hair
04-02-2010, 11:20 PM
:toofunny: good one.

St33lersguy
04-03-2010, 11:53 AM
:toofunny:

SMR
04-19-2010, 09:58 PM
:chuckle::applaudit:

wdsteel
04-20-2010, 06:19 PM
:rofl: