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supa_fly_steeler
04-12-2010, 05:00 AM
Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia'
http://www.theonion.com/articles/donovan-mcnabb-id-like-to-thank-the-ungrateful-ove,17235/

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WASHINGTON—During an emotionally charged press conference Monday, newly minted Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb expressed gratitude to the unappreciative, abusive, and intolerant fans of the Philadelphia Eagles for their total lack of support over the years. "I'd like to thank all the Eagles fans who were always there to demand the whole world from me every week, who expected me to do everything with almost nothing, and who blamed me for the team's every failure," said the six-time Pro Bowler, who also apologized for his failure to shore up the Eagles defense and his inability to keep Brian Westbrook healthy while leading the team to five NFC championship games. "I can't thank them enough for the constant insults or tell you what their lack of support meant to me when Rush Limbaugh made racist comments about me. My only regret, besides every awful moment of the past 11 years, is that I couldn't give these people what they wanted most: drafting Ricky Williams back in 1999. No fans deserved it more." McNabb then wished probable Eagles starting QB Kevin Kolb luck winning the next 25 Super Bowls "because nothing else will be enough," gave all Philly fans the finger "because I can't give them all cancer," sighed with pleasure, and went to turn in his Eagles playbook to the Redskins' defensive coordinators.

BTW This is a joke article btw but it's pretty funny.

xfl2001fan
04-12-2010, 10:30 AM
I love "The Onion". Greatest news site ever!

SteelersMongol
04-13-2010, 12:23 AM
:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
04-13-2010, 04:19 AM
That is funny.

supa_fly_steeler
04-13-2010, 05:59 AM
I hate philadelphia fans.

I would line them all up and serve them to the bear jew (N)

wdsteel
04-13-2010, 06:12 AM
I hate philadelphia fans.

I would line them all up and serve them to the bear jew (N)

:hatsoff: