View Full Version : Man Sues Coffee Shop for Ice Mocha Mishap

04-13-2010, 07:03 AM
After spilling an iced coffee beverage onto his lap while driving from a local coffee
shop drive-through a Michigan man is now suing the shop for $800,000 in damages and
mental anguish. The man claimed it was a "traumatic experience" that has negatively
altered his life in many ways. He claims that he was unaware of the frigid temperature
of his Ice Mocha or he would have taken better precautions with handling the beverage.
The coffee shop owner said during our interview, "Anyone who doesn't know the temperature
of a drink that has the word 'ice' in its name has much more important things to worry
about than a moment of discomfort due to his own negligence. He sustained no physical
harm, there were no damages to his vehicle or possessions except a brown stain on his
pants, which I am sure is something he is used to." :coffee:

04-13-2010, 07:05 AM
2 for 1 joke post

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree
just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of
nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me' said one boy..
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed,
he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me..'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off.
Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard!
Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'
The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.'
When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard , 'One for you, one for me. One for
you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's
see if we can see the Lord..'
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still
unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron
bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.. Now let's
go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done.'
They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of
the kid on the bike.

04-13-2010, 09:35 AM
You know what is truly sad? It's hard to tell now-a-days if that's a real story/lawsuit or not. (ice coffee). It would surprise me zero if it was real (I know it's not).

04-13-2010, 06:30 PM
lol it was real.

04-14-2010, 09:41 AM