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SCSTILLER
04-19-2010, 07:28 AM
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

wdsteel
04-19-2010, 01:06 PM
:capt:

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
04-19-2010, 01:18 PM
Taxes raised? Don't think so.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20002548-503544.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/only-12-of-americans-thin_n_460559.html

SCSTILLER
04-19-2010, 06:59 PM
Taxes raised? Don't think so.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20002548-503544.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/only-12-of-americans-thin_n_460559.html

Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously:thumbsup:. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

SMR
04-19-2010, 07:46 PM
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
:chuckle::applaudit:

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
04-20-2010, 10:17 PM
Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously:thumbsup:. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were funny! :hunch:

Venom
04-21-2010, 06:54 AM
Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

SCSTILLER
04-21-2010, 07:43 AM
Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

That's the truth!