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I-Want-Troy's-Hair
05-01-2010, 12:31 PM
The quick and complete solution to our flying mess!!!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports : Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no argument about racial profiling . This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number.......... " :drink:

SteelersMongol
05-02-2010, 01:11 PM
:rofl: Nice. I'd like it very much.

I remember being selected as lucky ones along with my wife, mom, & 2 years old daughter from all the passengers 4 search in 2002 when V were on our way 2 Orlando. :doh:

Vincent
05-02-2010, 02:15 PM
:rofl: Nice. I'd like it very much.

I remember being selected as lucky ones along with my wife, mom, & 2 years old daughter from all the passengers 4 search in 2002 when V were on our way 2 Orlando. :doh:

Yeah that makes sense. You can't be too careful with "those Mongolians". :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
05-03-2010, 05:10 AM
The quick and complete solution to our flying mess!!!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports : Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no argument about racial profiling . This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number.......... " :drink:


I like the idea when can we start getting them.:rofl:

SteelersMongol
05-04-2010, 05:38 AM
Yeah that makes sense. You can't be too careful with "those Mongolians". :chuckle:

:flap: :chuckle:

Venom
05-04-2010, 02:55 PM
I dont like the idea . Thats cruel !! How dare you treat those " possible terrorists " like that . Im going to notify the ACLU right this second. Wait , I was thinking like a Liberal, Im sorry . I love that idea !!!!!!!!!!!

St33lersguy
05-11-2010, 06:33 PM
that makes too much sense our federal govt. would never go with it:chuckle: