02-08-2006, 08:12 AM
:busted: Dateline, Seattle, number two, but they try harder! And now, from the people who brought you ?Nobody believed in us!? comes, ?They cheated us!? Yes, ?They cheated us!? the newest excuse for teams that under perform. Unable to understand and execute the complex intricacies of your two-minute offense? Fail to read that gadget play? Just can't seem to hang onto the ball? Why take responsibility? Why play the role of humble silver medalist when you can show true poor sportsmanship by using our patented method? With new ?They cheated us!? you can get off a plane in your hometown and spout to your fans inane nonsense such as, ?I knew it would be tough going up against Pittsburgh. But I didn't know we'd have to take on the guys in black and white stripes as well!? See how much better you sound? With new ?They cheated us!? you too can be just like Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren. The rest of the world may view you as a wah wah cry baby, but to your hometown fans you'll be a hero. And isn't that better than being a guy who was out-coached? New ?They cheated us!? from the makers of ?Nobody believed in us!? Hey, Mike. Perhaps it's time to go back to Green Bay, where you can get some cheese to go with that whine.