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Ryan
02-10-2006, 03:25 AM
Twas the day after Sunday
The Seahawks just killed
Their sore-loser fans
With shit, fully-filled
Cried "FOUL" on the Steelers
"The champs we should be!
We had the number one offense
and the league MVP!"
"No way could we lose!"
The losers imbibed,
"This could only mean
The Striped Shirts were bribed!"
Then Head Coach Mike Holmgren
as fans cried in their beers,
Said "The Steelers are cheaters!"
As he broke down in tears.
They whined about scandals
They whined about scam
but suddenly found that
no one gave a damn.
The Steeler Nation yelled,
their eyes hot as coals,
"Did the refs make Josh Brown
Shank two field goals?"
"Jerramy Stevens
must like Snoop Dogg a lot
When a pass came his way
he dropped it like it's hot."
"And Shaun Alexander,
the rushing score hero,
How many did he have?
A great, big, fat zero."
"Matt Hasselbeck actually
showed up to play,
but that pick that he threw
sure ruined his day."
"The refs weren't perfect,
there were some bad calls
But the reason you lost
is a complete lack of balls"
"So stop your damn crying
you ignorant cattle
The only one to blame
is the team from Seattle."

I'm sure you can make your own, too.

purplepenguin
02-10-2006, 10:37 AM
:rofl: that was great!!!

SteelrsRck
02-10-2006, 10:44 AM
nice work lol

purplepenguin
02-10-2006, 10:46 AM
There's a place on this site to post poetry......I'm not really sure how but you should look into it!!!

Prosdo
02-10-2006, 11:27 AM
Nice work

clevestinks
02-10-2006, 08:06 PM
Hey Hey, way to go!