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3 to be 4
02-11-2006, 02:50 PM
Holmgren : No, no. Let them address me. It's about time I got to answer some questions here. The question is, "Do I have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this...lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be an offensive coordinator? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a football team? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothorasic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now you go ahead and read your bible-Dennis --and you go to your church and with any luck you might even win the annual raffle. But if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two, on November 17, and he doesn't like being second guessed. You want to know if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something--I AM GOD, and this side show is over.

daleemnm
02-11-2006, 02:57 PM
lol

4xSBChamps
02-11-2006, 02:58 PM
" you gonna eat that Twinkie????? "

Suitanim
02-11-2006, 03:05 PM
Dr. Jed Hill

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/malice6.JPG

3 to be 4
02-11-2006, 03:07 PM
between his SNL appearances and his 2 classic monologues from "Glengarry Glen Ross" and "Malice", I give Alec Baldwin a lifetine achievement award. Even though when he opens his mouth OFF camera hes a retard.

GutterflowerSteel
02-11-2006, 03:22 PM
between his SNL appearances and his 2 classic monologues from "Glengarry Glen Ross" and "Malice", I give Alec Baldwin a lifetine achievement award. Even though when he opens his mouth OFF camera hes a retard.

Have you seen Team America? :sofunny:

3 to be 4
02-11-2006, 04:22 PM
No. what is it about. "Outside Providence" is good too

GutterflowerSteel
02-11-2006, 04:58 PM
No. what is it about. "Outside Providence" is good too

From Amazon:

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com
An elite U.S. counter-terrorism squad loses a member while decimating half of Paris in the reckless pursuit of Middle Eastern maniacs; a Broadway actor with a traumatic childhood secret is naturally hired to replace him. Oh--and they're all marionettes. South Park maestros Trey Parker and Matt Stone (along with co-writer Pam Brady) came up with this shameless satire of pea-brained Hollywood action flicks and even smaller-minded global politics, so don't expect subtlety or even a hint of good taste. Team America is soon on the trail of North Korea's evil Kim Jong Il, who treats us to a tender song about his loneliness before ensnaring Alec Baldwin and the rest of the oblivious Film Actors Guild (F.A.G. for short) in a plot to blow up every major city on the planet. Just as the mindless squad cheerfully demolishes everything in sight, so do director Parker and company. Throwing punches Left, Right, and in-between, the movie's politics leave no turn un-stoned; there's even time to bludgeon the musical Rent. It's offensive, irresponsible comic anarchy seemingly made by s******ing little boys. Painfully funny s******ing little boys.--Steve Wiecking

Product Description
In TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, a group of marionette puppets form Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability. Discovering that a power hungry dictator, Kim Jong II, plans to destroy the world and is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists, the team enlists the undercover help of Broadway star Gary Johnston and embarks on a harrowing mission to save the world. Opposed to this, is the Film Actors' Guild, or F.A.G., whose members include puppets representing actors Alec Baldwin, Tim Robbins, Matt Damon, Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn. In spite of the lack of support they receive, the team sticks to their plan of saving the world and putting an end to terrorism.

It's hilarious-I was in pain from laughing so hard!