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RoethlisBURGHer
03-09-2006, 05:13 PM
I have so many friends that are girls,and they keep on dating the *******s that date them.I wipe the tears,listen to them complain,and all that shit.You know what I get told every ****ing time?

"I wish I could just find a guy like you."

It's like "what the ****,are you ****ing retarded?"Don't go back to the *******.How about going on a ****ing date with,hmm,I dunno,****ING ME?

Instead I end up in relationships with stupid bitches.A few of em have gotten my ass kicked,by saying I beat them or I owe them money and shit.

Also,all my friends are with someone,so that leaves me with nobody to hang out with because I'd be the third wheel.It's not fun to be sitting there when the people you're hanging out with are all over each other basicly ****ing while your sitting there trying to watch tv or play video games.

83-Steelers-43
03-09-2006, 05:21 PM
"It's like "what the ****,are you ****ing retarded?"Don't go back to the *******.How about going on a ****ing date with,hmm,I dunno,****ING ME?"

Tell them that then. Personally, I would leave out all the cursing though.

tony hipchest
03-09-2006, 05:30 PM
ahhh. stuck in the "friend zone". its usually a lose-lose situation, unless the both are ready to commit for life, otherwise the answer is always "id hate to lose you as a friend" zzzzzz

SteelerDan43
03-09-2006, 05:37 PM
I agree 100% the "friend zone" as tony put it sucks big time, I hate that shit

RoethlisBURGHer
03-09-2006, 05:41 PM
Yeah,the friend zone sucks so much.It's the zone I am ALWAYS stuck in.

tony hipchest
03-09-2006, 06:06 PM
there isnt no t.o. or chad johnson celebratory dances in the "friend zone" if you know what i mean. to avoid the friend zone (its too late with the relationships youve already established unless you both are ready to get really SERIOUS) you must act like the nonchalant *******s (in an im really cool, and can hook up with any girl i want way) these girls seem to be attracted to and THEN pour on the qualities that make these chicks wanna be your friends in the first place.

show physical interrest. say you like their hairstyle for the day. compliment something that may not be so obvious, then go along with your "cool" routine like you dont care if they appreciate your compliments or not, almost as if youre more interrested in another woman, but youre enough of a player to spread your mack around.

but...be subtle yet forthright. be yourself and dont put on an act. just have an aura about you. the only thing you got to lose is winding up in the friendzone which isnt all that bad. but if you know youre interrested its always better to wind up in the friendzone than to directly put yourself in the friendzone

boLT fan
03-09-2006, 06:16 PM
ahhh. stuck in the "friend zone". its usually a lose-lose situation, unless the both are ready to commit for life, otherwise the answer is always "id hate to lose you as a friend" zzzzzz

Kinda like being in the Cardinals in the Red Zone. Can't get anywhere...

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RoethlisBURGHer
03-09-2006, 06:26 PM
Kinda like being in the Cardinals in the Red Zone. Can't get anywhere...

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Cards Fans - 0

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit!

:funny: :funny: :funny: :funny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Yeah,that is a great football analogy to the "Friend Zone"!

tony hipchest
03-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Yeah,that is a great football analogy to the "Friend Zone"!

cardinals = great analogy. joey had a real nice talk to ross concerning rachel and the "friendzone" on friends. funny stuff.

RoethlisBURGHer
03-09-2006, 07:05 PM
cardinals = great analogy. joey had a real nice talk to ross concerning rachel and the "friendzone" on friends. funny stuff.

Shoot,I never saw that episode.What season was it?I'll pick up the DVD set at the library or Blockbuster so I can see it.

tony hipchest
03-09-2006, 07:15 PM
hell i dont know but it was before they hooked up so probably season 2 or 3. i have seen these season episodes in the 6 dollor bin at wal mart.

melroseplace
03-09-2006, 10:08 PM
being single sucks, but what can ya do :sadpace: someday you'll find the right girl!

HburgXL06
03-09-2006, 11:18 PM
I've been there for what seems my whole life. I can really relate. I'm just too nice I think because instead of trying to be the ignorant assh*le and just look out for myself I try to make them happy. I have plenty of experience being stuck in the "friend zone" (I'm a male figure skater I am literally surrounded by women) so I have a lot of girls that are friends. I don't want to be the ignorant assh*le that ends up scarring them like I see so many guys do to them. I don't sweat it though I just be chill and relax and be who I am. If a girl is feelin me it'll happen. For now I'm just bout having a good time while I'm young and "carefree." But I'm always open to meetin new people haha and if a girl is a Steelers fan they already have earned points in my book.

Thanks for the advice though tony. Peace.

BuFu

SteelerzGirl
03-10-2006, 05:24 PM
there isnt no t.o. or chad johnson celebratory dances in the "friend zone" if you know what i mean. to avoid the friend zone (its too late with the relationships youve already established unless you both are ready to get really SERIOUS) you must act like the nonchalant *******s (in an im really cool, and can hook up with any girl i want way) these girls seem to be attracted to and THEN pour on the qualities that make these chicks wanna be your friends in the first place.

show physical interrest. say you like their hairstyle for the day. compliment something that may not be so obvious, then go along with your "cool" routine like you dont care if they appreciate your compliments or not, almost as if youre more interrested in another woman, but youre enough of a player to spread your mack around.

but...be subtle yet forthright. be yourself and dont put on an act. just have an aura about you. the only thing you got to lose is winding up in the friendzone which isnt all that bad. but if you know youre interrested its always better to wind up in the friendzone than to directly put yourself in the friendzone

Not all girls like guys who play head games, tony...(lol).

If you like someone, Roeth, go after her. Be persistent, but not pushy. Compliments work if they are sincere, and girls do know if you're not being sincere. Be a gentleman, and not a richardcranium. If you decide to take on the role of a "player," you're more than likely not going to get a great girl, but that depends on what you're looking for in a relationship. Definitely leave out the cursing...(lol). Good luck! :smile:

Suitanim
03-10-2006, 06:24 PM
Wow, this a weird departure from the normal Locker Room fare...

I'll throw in my 2 cents.

I have so many friends that are girls

I don't. And I think part of the reason why I've never really had the "I just want to be friends" defense thrown at me is because of it. I have female acquaintances, but not friends. All the female "friends" I've had have always ended up in us sleeping together.

Instead I end up in relationships with stupid bitches.A few of em have gotten my ass kicked,by saying I beat them or I owe them money and shit.

That's pretty messed up. I've never touched a woman, nor owed one any money (Well, my ex-wife may take umbrage with that last statement, although she'd be dead wrong), and I've also never had any ex's psycho out THAT bad on me.

I suggest you spend a little more time with your male friends and stop obsessing over unrequited love. It's always been my experience that as soon as you STOP looking for the right person, they'll pop right up in front of you...

RoethlisBURGHer
03-11-2006, 11:55 AM
Wow, this a weird departure from the normal Locker Room fare...

That's pretty messed up. I've never touched a woman, nor owed one any money (Well, my ex-wife may take umbrage with that last statement, although she'd be dead wrong), and I've also never had any ex's psycho out THAT bad on me.

I suggest you spend a little more time with your male friends and stop obsessing over unrequited love. It's always been my experience that as soon as you STOP looking for the right person, they'll pop right up in front of you...

Yeah man,it is messed up.

And I can't hang out with my guy friends most the time due to my work scheduale,me not having a car to get to the other side of town,and the fact that every single one has a girlfriend who they have to spend every damn waking second they aren't at work/school with.It seems the only way I can hang with them is on a double date.

Suitanim
03-11-2006, 01:18 PM
There's always THIS option:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/1753-00-2.JPG

Seriously, dude, you need to get yourself some wheels...even a Yugo is better than nothing.

Lyn
03-11-2006, 01:24 PM
I have so many friends that are girls,and they keep on dating the *******s that date them.I wipe the tears,listen to them complain,and all that shit.You know what I get told every ****ing time?

"I wish I could just find a guy like you."

It's like "what the ****,are you ****ing retarded?"Don't go back to the *******.How about going on a ****ing date with,hmm,I dunno,****ING ME?

Instead I end up in relationships with stupid bitches.A few of em have gotten my ass kicked,by saying I beat them or I owe them money and shit.

Also,all my friends are with someone,so that leaves me with nobody to hang out with because I'd be the third wheel.It's not fun to be sitting there when the people you're hanging out with are all over each other basicly ****ing while your sitting there trying to watch tv or play video games.


Before you can truly be happy with someone else, you have to be happy with yourself. Get your education, if that is what yu are seeking, get that good job. Then get serious about women. Until you are completely happy with you, you can't really have a fulfilling relationship. I am sure this not a rule of thumb, however, to a very large degree it is true.
Good luck to you, she is out there and as my mom used to say

"there is a top for every kettle."

pucho58
03-11-2006, 01:26 PM
Yo my advice you got to look like a roughneck man. Act like you're hard. Then you will be getting all nice honeys. Remember nice guys finish last. One more thing;gotta know how to dance because most women love to dance. If you don't how to,then just stand on the dance floor looking hard and just moving your head side to side to the beat of the music:wink: