View Full Version : Thank God! The Chilean miners are safe and rescued.

tony hipchest
10-14-2010, 12:55 AM
... so has anyone heard any good miner jokes?

i havent, but i guess i could make up a few.

-how do you get 33 trapped miners out of a mine?
throw down a bar of soap.

-wife of miner: "honey, i have a confession. while you were trapped down there i thought i would never see you again, and had an affair."
husband: "thats okay dear... i discovered i was extremely gay."

-rumor has it that the miners wouldve been extracted much sooner, but the donkey operating the pulley system to the FENIX cage slid down a cliff in a mudslide, and there was a 28 day effort to rescue him.

too soon? :noidea:

(oh and congrats to the men and all involved in the rescue efforts)

10-14-2010, 01:28 AM
too soon? :noidea:

Everyone's safe, and they're probably going to make more money off of this than they would have in the next 10 years of mining. Soooo.....carry on. :rofl:

Beats baby Jessica by far.

10-14-2010, 08:46 AM
How about the wife of one saying that the girlfriend should greet him when he comes up... She didn't want to be anywhere near the rescue site.