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Suitanim
03-16-2006, 08:27 PM
This dude did NOT age well at all.

http://24.249.98.5/pics-pub/EddieVanHalen-party_camw127.jpg

SteelerzGirl
03-16-2006, 08:32 PM
Good lord... No wonder Valerie Bertinelli divorced him. From what I understand, he has some real problems... Drinking, drugs :blah: :blah: :blah: ... He would go into rehab, come out, and do the same stuff over again. She just couldn't put up with it anymore. I can't really blame her.

Suitanim
03-16-2006, 08:49 PM
To her credit, she waited until he beat cancer to leave him. Sammy Hagar called him "The most miserable human being I've ever encountered".

tony hipchest
03-16-2006, 08:52 PM
c'mon, thats a picture of david letterman with a wig, in dyke drag

Suitanim
03-16-2006, 08:57 PM
No, this is.

http://homepage.mac.com/markfetzner/stuff/letterhalen.jpg

The pic I posted was legit. That's Eddie.

tony hipchest
03-16-2006, 09:12 PM
No, this is.

http://homepage.mac.com/markfetzner/stuff/letterhalen.jpg

The pic I posted was legit. That's Eddie.

:rofl: same picture different angle. big deal.:rofl:

eddies about ready to join the stones.

Suitanim
03-16-2006, 09:15 PM
Tony,

This is no joke. I know the picture LOOKS like Dave Letterman, but the first pic is Eddie Van Halen.

tony hipchest
03-16-2006, 09:31 PM
Tony,

This is no joke. I know the picture LOOKS like Dave Letterman, but the first pic is Eddie Van Halen. i know its no joke. im just playing along. ive seen plenty of e.v.h. to know thats him, i just find it hilarious that he looks so much like david letterman in a wig in dyke drag nowadays! i had to joke about it and clown him.:sofunny:

oh how the mighty have fallen. like i said its about time for him to join the stones.

Suitanim
03-16-2006, 09:37 PM
I wasn't sure myself, the resemblance was so initially uncanny...

Still, tough to feel sorry for him. The World was his oyster for a good little bit...

MattsMe
03-16-2006, 10:19 PM
DAMN, he looks like :poop: . Then again, so does his former frontman, Diamond Dave.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/nyet19110251551.widec.jpg

tony hipchest
03-16-2006, 10:38 PM
DAMN, he looks like :poop: . Then again, so does his former frontman, Diamond Dave.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/nyet19110251551.widec.jpg

OUCH! hes making myron cope look young

MattsMe
03-16-2006, 11:12 PM
OUCH! hes making myron cope look young

My avatar is actually a picture of Myron reacting to a picture of David Lee Roth!

DIESELMAN
03-16-2006, 11:36 PM
Eddie signed a deal with the devil in the 70's(Fame and Fortune)
http://scd.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/231747492
now hes paying for it.....

melroseplace
03-18-2006, 03:01 AM
that, my children, is what too much booze and drugs can do to you.

SteelerzGirl
03-18-2006, 11:06 AM
To her credit, she waited until he beat cancer to leave him. Sammy Hagar called him "The most miserable human being I've ever encountered".

I give Valerie Bertinelli a ton of credit for sticking by Eddie during his bout with cancer, but some people never learn...

"Van Halen's fight with mouth cancer put new pressure on the marriage. In 1999 doctors diagnosed a lump on the lifelong smoker's tongue as malignant. He quit smoking and had a portion of his tongue removed in 2000. But a few months later he started lighting up again, and the cancer returned. He was given only a 50 percent chance of survival."

Bertinelli was frightened -- and furious. "Valerie is the kind of person who doesn't have any tolerance for somebody who knows what they have to do in order to help themselves and they won't do it," her mother said. "She throws up her hands and says, 'Well, you're on your own.' "It worked: Van Halen chucked the cigarettes again and, after undergoing treatment, declared he was free of cancer in May. "My health is okay," he says. "I feel great."

Well, he doesn't look so great...(lol)!

Suitanim
03-18-2006, 06:40 PM
I hate to say it, but I'd say having Eddie Van Halen and Mick Mars in your deathpool for 2006 is probably not a bad bet.

Then again, Kieth Richards should have shuffled off this mortal coil about 25 years ago...

luvmysteelers
03-19-2006, 02:53 PM
I would never guess that was EVH! YUCK!

Tankus_Maximus
03-25-2006, 10:35 AM
Let this be a lesson to the children of america: THIS IS THE END RESULT OF A LIFE OF DRUGS & DEBOTCHERY!!!

Ambridge
03-25-2006, 03:25 PM
c'mon, thats a picture of david letterman with a wig, in dyke drag

Not sure about Letterman........I think if you slick his hair back with some greasy tonic and put some dark sun glasses on him he could pass for Al Davis???

FisherMOM
03-25-2006, 03:44 PM
How old is he anyways?
Could some of it be too.. that he hasn't had plastic surgery like the other 90% of Hollywood?

3 to be 4
03-25-2006, 05:07 PM
he almost looks as old as Benito Santiago!

MattsMe
03-25-2006, 07:11 PM
he almost looks as old as Benito Santiago!

You mean the guy locked in a loving embrace with the juice junky here?
Nah, I think he looks better than Eddie. Obviously Bonds does too; it looks like he wants to make out with him.

http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/BarryBonds21.jpg

3 to be 4
03-25-2006, 11:58 PM
good lord, that looks like Brokeback Giant

pitt
03-26-2006, 12:50 AM
Wow. Eddie used to be so good looking. I can't believe that its the same person.

MattsMe
03-26-2006, 01:22 AM
good lord, that looks like Brokeback Giant

:chuckle:

Further evidence of Bonds' questionable sexuality:

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/barry-bonds-in-drag.jpg