View Full Version : Arians needs a nickname

Fire Arians
10-31-2010, 10:58 PM
Bruce "So clever he fools himself" Arians
Bruce "Pinball reverse play" Arians
Bruce "20 yard Field Goal" Arians
Bruce "Call a random play and hope it works" Arians
Bruce "Exploit opponent's strengths" Arians
Bruce "Throw 40 times in hurricane winds" Arians
Bruce "****!! NOT HIM AGAIN!!" Arians
Bruce "Run, run, pass" Arians
Bruce "3rd and long" Arians
Bruce "This is why we drafted a punter in round 4" Arians

any ideas?

10-31-2010, 11:04 PM
Bruce "1st Down and Run" Arians

10-31-2010, 11:05 PM
Bruce "$%#&@#$^%#@&$" Arians

Bruce "Reciever screen that has never gained more than 3 yards" Arians

10-31-2010, 11:08 PM
Bruce "I'll mess things up for sure" Arians

Stu Pidasso
10-31-2010, 11:09 PM
Bruce "Anal Glaucoma" Arians: Can't see his ass calling good plays...

Fire Arians
10-31-2010, 11:14 PM
Bruce "let's run the play that didn't work the last 3 times" Arians
Bruce "Tecmo Bowl Playbook" Arians

10-31-2010, 11:19 PM
Lets just call him "the idiot"

10-31-2010, 11:20 PM
lol, glad i wasn't the only one who noticed the same playcalling. this run, run, and then pass O almost lost us the game against miami. ben should have had 400+ yards against miami but we stayed with the run.

10-31-2010, 11:21 PM
Bruce "BS" Arians - What's the BS stand for? That's right, Bubble Screen.

Bruce "do-what-the-defense-wants-you-to-do" Arians

Bruce "run on second and long" Arians

Bruce "try to get Ben killed" Arians

Bruce "10 second routes" Arians

Bruce "it'll work" Arians

10-31-2010, 11:23 PM
Bruce "Waffle" Ariens :banging:

-Failure to make up one's mind.
-Speak, or play call at great length, without accomplishing anything important or useful.
-Lengthy but trivial or useless play calling.

10-31-2010, 11:24 PM
Bruce "Betch ya Can't predict this!!" Arians

10-31-2010, 11:32 PM
Bruce " I won't run any proven successful plays"Arians

11-01-2010, 12:14 AM
I was thinking:
Bruce **** **** **** **** **** Arians

EDIT: Damn, I guess my nicknames aren't acceptable.

11-01-2010, 12:14 AM
:poop: Brown stain leftover! :tt03:

11-01-2010, 12:23 AM

11-01-2010, 05:07 AM
:poop: Brown stain leftover! :tt03:

Exactly. I'm not even sure why we hired this guy...

Lex Yinzer
11-01-2010, 10:22 AM
J. Bruce Arians, because if we keep running the motif, prevent, three-and-out, play, "not to lose" (which always results in a loss) offense for three quarters against top-tier teams like the Ravens and the Saints this season is sunk as sure as Titanic.

11-01-2010, 10:57 AM
bruce " superbowl winning oc" arians........:couch:

Lex Yinzer
11-01-2010, 11:01 AM
bruce " superbowl winning oc" arians........:couch:


"...in spite of" J. Bruce Arians.

11-01-2010, 11:21 AM
Bruce "10 second routes" Arians

Is pretty good I like that one.

Bruce "I am clueless on third down" Arians

I think that works.

Bruce "Blitz on 3rd down and Ben's on the ground" Arians

Might be good too.

Third Rail
11-01-2010, 12:16 PM
Bruce "3 & Out" Arians

Bruce "Red Zone Fail" Arians

Bruce "Commit to the Punt" Arians

Bruce Authoritarians

Bruce "Making Dick Lebeau's Life a Living Hell on a Weekly Basis" Arians

...and hopefully by the end of this season...

Bruce Carrions

11-01-2010, 01:05 PM
Bruce "can you believe they hired from the Browns" Arians

Third Rail
11-01-2010, 02:06 PM
Bruce "1 Yard Gain" Arians

Bruce "No One Gets Us to 4th Down Faster" Arians

Bruce "The NFL's All-Time Sack Leader" Arians

Bruce "Who Knew You Could Hire Offensive Coordinators from Manpower?" Arians

Bruce "Can't Sniff a Point in the First Quarter" Arians

Bruce "Empty Sackfield" Arians

Bruce "Stuffed at the Goal Line" Arians

Fire Arians
11-01-2010, 02:10 PM
Bruce "The NFL's All-Time Sack Leader" Arians


Third Rail
11-01-2010, 02:18 PM
Haha, glad you liked that one. I think Dick Lebeau must be jealous of Arians... his unit doesn't get half as many sacks!

11-01-2010, 02:52 PM
Bruce "I'll f*** it up again"Arians
Bruce "I need a REAL OC " Arians
Bruce " I should have been demolition man" Arians

11-01-2010, 03:34 PM
Bruce "GTFO of Pittsburgh" Arians
Bruce "Predictable" Arians
Bruce "QB Coach" Arians

Lady Steel
11-01-2010, 03:46 PM
Bruce "GTFO of Pittsburgh" Arians

That pretty much sums up my feelings. :chuckle: :drink:

11-01-2010, 04:46 PM
I really think we should do what the Patriots are doing. Fire Arians and let either Ben or Tomlin call the plays. Ben is the best no huddle QB of the league IMO and if he can do that with no huddle, then imagine him actually having time to construct a play.

11-01-2010, 04:52 PM
bruce"dont know how i am employed" arians

11-01-2010, 04:53 PM
we always do best with no huddle

11-01-2010, 07:28 PM
Bruce "why don't you fire me" Arians

11-01-2010, 07:31 PM
Bruce "I just dropped a deuce" Arians

11-01-2010, 07:51 PM
How about Arrogant Prick.

11-01-2010, 10:33 PM
Ass Head Arians

tony hipchest
11-01-2010, 11:08 PM
we had a group of apologists here that were such vehement supporters, they were affectionately known as "The Arians' Nation". :noidea:

11-01-2010, 11:17 PM
How about "Your Fired"

11-01-2010, 11:19 PM
For what its worth, in my language, Arians means ****s. Plural. Go figure....

Third Rail
11-02-2010, 09:14 AM
Bruce "Take the Field Goal" Arians

Bruce "Real Estate Trumps Points" Arians

Bruce "Friendly Fire" Arians

11-02-2010, 10:57 PM


11-03-2010, 10:22 AM
Bruce "Soon to be fired" Arians (we can only hope)

I'm so sick of seeing those screen passes that go 3 yards. I think in all the years that they've been running that play, I can't only remember a handful of times when it's netted more than 3 yards. There are better ways to beat a blitz than that shitty play, and calling it 3 or 4 times a game is disgusting. Mende on a draw, quick slant over the middle, dump pass to Heath; all those are high percentage plays that are guaranteed to get more than that crappy screen. One of these days a DB is going that route and take it to the house.

11-03-2010, 02:07 PM
How about "Your Fired"

The problem with that is Rooney never fires anyone

Third Rail
11-03-2010, 08:32 PM
Bruce "The Most Popular Man in Baltimore" Arians

Bruce FUBARians

Bruce Err-ians

Bruce Arrogance

11-04-2010, 02:50 PM
this is the best thread ever!!!!!!! :tt03::tt03::tt03: :helmet:

11-04-2010, 03:10 PM
The problem with that is Rooney never fires anyone

Tomlin is allowed to fire him. Special teams coach last year was fired.

11-05-2010, 05:08 AM
> Bruce "Commit To The Punt" Arians is absolute win

11-05-2010, 05:40 AM

11-06-2010, 03:34 PM
"Unemployed" Bruce Arians sure would be nice.

11-06-2010, 11:03 PM
Bruce "I Suck At Life, But More At Football" Arians

11-07-2010, 10:55 AM
Bruce "We never practiced against a 4-3 D" Arians

Bruce "Fullbacks are a waste of a roster space" Arians

Third Rail
11-15-2010, 10:23 AM
> Bruce "Commit To The Punt" Arians is absolute win

Haha, thanks!

A few more...

Bruce "The Other Dick on Pittsburgh's Coaching Staff" Arians

Bruce "The Walking Dead" Arians

Bruce "Negative Yardage" Arians

Bruce "Red Zone/Dead Zone" Arians

11-15-2010, 10:34 AM
Bruce ' I don't know my a$$hole from a hole in the ground' Arians

11-15-2010, 10:42 AM
Bruce "Tecmo Bowl Playbook" Arians[/QUOTE]


11-15-2010, 12:37 PM
Bruce "3rd and Long" Arians