View Full Version : Never Question a Drunk

Ohio Steeler
03-21-2006, 07:39 AM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her, with his 2 six packs of beer, watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing
up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked

at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "! ! Well, you know

what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly as shit".

03-21-2006, 08:11 AM
A classic

03-21-2006, 05:56 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: