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JoeyPorter#55
03-24-2006, 12:00 PM
Greetings Steelers fans!

It's me, JoeyPorter#55 and I am new to the SteelersFever forums. Based in the city of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, I have been a lifelong fan of Steelers football.

I believe in physical, bone-breaking style of football while knocking other players out of the game and NO OTHER TEAM does that in the NFL better than the five-time Super Bowl champion PITTSBURGH STEELERS!!!!! THE DARN BEST TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!

Everyday, I play Tecmo Super Bowl III on the Super NES and I NEVER LOSE WITH THE STEELERS!!!!!

I watch anything on television that pertains to Pittsburgh Steelers football and you can believe I am watching the all-day Steelers marathon on the NFL channel at 2 p.m. up to 4 a.m.

Again, JoeyPorter#55 has stopped in and unlike "Jerky" Jerramy Stevens, I AM NOT SOFT! I deliver Porterstyle :boxing: !!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S THE STEELERS! 5x world champions!!!!!

I hope to meet new Steelers fans down the road as well!!!!!

SteelerzGirl
03-24-2006, 07:02 PM
Well welcome to Steelers Fever, JoeyPorter#55...(lol)! :smile:

JoeyPorter#55
03-27-2006, 12:41 PM
Thanks SteelerzGirl! I'm going to have a "mother:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: in'" good time on here!

It pays to be a Pittsburgh radical when you're behind the world champion PITTSBURGH STEELERS! THE BEST DOG GONE TEAM IN THE NFL!!!!!!

clevestinks
03-27-2006, 03:42 PM
Welcome glad you found us!

Prosdo
03-27-2006, 06:00 PM
Welcome to SF!

HburgXL06
04-03-2006, 01:41 PM
Good to see a fan wit passion. Welcome to the board man and hell f*ckin yea we are the 5 TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS!!

"And we bout to get that one for the thumb, city of champs and next year we startin on the hand" -GODsun TMC #1 (Down with Us 2004)

BuFu

JoeyPorter#55
04-03-2006, 02:02 PM
HBurgXL06, you're d:dancing: :dancing: n right we are FIVE TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS! It's April 3rd, 2:05 p.m. and the Super Steelers are 31-7 the last two seasons, 7-3 in the playoffs this decade with a dominating 71-33-1 mark!

Now that's some Pittsburgh passion...Porterstyle :boxing: !

HburgXL06
04-04-2006, 09:02 PM
I didn't know all those stats and that damn well proves we deserve what we have earned! By the way, next to Polomalu, Porter is my favorite player on D. I prolly like Porter more just because of his bad ass attitude and his Steelers pride. You saw him at the Pro Bowl waving his Terrible Towel! Gotta love it! Peace.

BuFu

tim686
04-04-2006, 10:40 PM
Welcome aboard, hope you enjoy the site

JoeyPorter#55
04-05-2006, 02:06 PM
HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!!!!!

WE GOT THE BEST ANNOUNCERS, THE BEST FANS, AND THE BEST TEAM IN ALL OF THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS AND WE ARE GOING TO HIT YOU, HURT YOU, DOMINATE YOU AND INTIMIDATE YOU!!!!!!!!

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 02:17 PM
HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!!!!!

WE GOT THE BEST ANNOUNCERS, THE BEST FANS, AND THE BEST TEAM IN ALL OF THE NFL!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS AND WE ARE GOING TO HIT YOU, HURT YOU, DOMINATE YOU AND INTIMIDATE YOU!!!!!!!!

I love this guy. Dude you're awesome. Keep up with the passion because that's how all fans should be. Peace.

BuFu

MAN-O-STEEL
04-05-2006, 03:55 PM
PHYSICAL

PORTER
HITS
YOU
SO HARD
IT
CAN
ALTER YOUR
LIFE

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 04:11 PM
Yo JP55, this is from just before the Super Bowl I found on this forum. I know you'll prolly like it. The part after "Go Steelers!" is stuff I added. The one is a summary of the whole Porter bout to fight Lewis and the second line was posted by another user. The last line was my own thoughts on Joey to add to the list. Enjoy.

BuFu

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Joey Porter allows to live.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Joey Porter once and he will f**k you up.

Joey Porter has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Joey Porter is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Joey Porter.

According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Joey Porter walks.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Joey Porter out. It failed
miserably.

When Joey Porter sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Joey Porter has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Joey Porter once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Joey Porter won by 5.

There are no races, only countries of people Joey Porter has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Joey Porter falls in water, Joey Porter doesn't get wet. Water gets Joey Porter

Joey Porter's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

Joey Porter doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Joey Porter can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Joey Porter has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears

Joey Porter doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Joey Porter throws down!

Joey Porter grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Joey Porter ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Little known medical fact: Joey Porter invented the Caesarean section when he kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

Joey Porter doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Joey Porter lives in Pittsburgh.

Joey Porter can touch MC Hammer

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Joey Porter pajamas.

When Joey Porter does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Joey Porter can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

If Joey Porter were a calendar, every month would be named Joeytober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Joey Porter was what Willis was talkin' about

Google won't search for Joey Porter because it knows you don't find Joey Porter, he finds you.

It is scientifically impossible for Joey Porter to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Joey Porter a giant meteor

Joey Porter is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Joey Porter is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When God said, "let there be light", Joey Porter said, "say 'please'

Joey Porter uses a night light. Not because Joey Porter is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Joey Porter.

Joey Porter once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Joey Porter doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Joey Porter will beat his ass and take it.

The First rule of Joey Porter is: you do not talk about Joey Porter.

If Joey Porter wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Joey Porter doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares

Joey Porter doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer

When Joey Porter wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

Joey Porter invented all 32 letters of the alphabet

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Joey Porter hears it. Joey Porter can hear everything. Joey Porter can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey Porter tried to kick ray lewis's ass outside the team bus after a game. He was on crutches and had a fresh bullet wound in his ass. It was after the game that Lewis got a sack and did Joey's "kick" celebration... rumor has it Ray Ray didn't get off the bus.

The main export of Joey Porter is pain.

Joey Porter isn't made of steel, steel is made of Joey Porter.

JoeyPorter#55
04-06-2006, 11:34 AM
I'm watching a tape of the AFC championship right now and I'm seeing Jake Plummer crying like a little girlie Bronco bucked brokeback b:crutches: :crutches: :crutches: h!!!

I'm also watchin' Jerramy Stevens drop ball after ball...that jerky jerk of an a:hypno: :hypno: !!!!!

THE STEELERS ARE #1 PERIOD, END OF STORY!!!!! AND IF NO ONE LIKES IT, THIS MOTHER:smoker: :smoker: :smoker: :smoker: IN' ANIMAL SAYS TOUGH!

71-33-1 this decade......7-3 in the playoffs......six AFC championships, five Super Bowl titles......numerous division championships!!!!!

PITTSBURGH STEELERS FOOTBALL...24 hours, 7 days, 365 days a year!

P.S. Don't anyone ask me about 2006 till it is TIME! It's two months and a day since Super Bowl XL was played in Detroit and the Steelers cut the NFC's seven-game winning streak of winning Super Bowls on ABC...giving the AFC a three-game winning streak in Super Bowls played in domes!!!!!

SteelShooter
04-17-2006, 02:33 AM
HiYa Joey!

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