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Fire Arians
11-15-2010, 11:58 PM
I'm bored :P

Charlie "Cabbage" Batch
Byron "To the" Leftwich
"Suga" Rashard Mendenhall
Jonathan "Down to the" Dwyer
Hines "Ketchup" Ward
Emmanuel "Colonel" Sanders
Arnaz "Glorious" Battle
Antonio "What can" Brown "do for you?"
Heath Miller "Lite"
Matt "Outer" Spaeth
Daniel "The Karate Kid" Sepulveda
Casey "North" Hampton
Brett Kiesel "Fuel"
Ziggy "Boys in the" Hood
Tony "Run for the" Hills
Doug "The big" Legursky
Ramon Foster "Parent"
Max Starks "Raving Mad"
Lamarr Woodley "Harrelson"
James "The Ultimate" Farrior
Larry "Big" Foote
Jason "War of the" Worilds
Antwaan Randle-El "Nino"

lionslicer
11-16-2010, 12:10 AM
Some of those actually seem like he's probably already said them in the past lol.

Ike "on the mic" Taylor

ZoneBlitzer
11-16-2010, 01:46 AM
Charlie "Easy Street" Batch
Byron "Bologna" Leftwich
Rashard "Bendandfall" Mendenhall (I grabbed this from another poster here...I think TRH)
Jonathan "Not This Season" Dwyer
Hines "Psycho" Ward
Emmanuel "Wrong Route" Sanders
Arnaz "Waldo" Battle
Antonio "One Hit Wonder" Brown
Heath "Dennis" Miller
Matt "Outer" Spaeth (Good one - I'll leave it.)
Daniel "Potential" Sepulveda
Casey "Cannonball" Hampton
Brett "ZZ Top" Kiesel
Ziggy "Comic Strip" Hood
Tony "Lipitor" Hills
Doug "The Head" Legursky
Ramon "Jodie" Foster
Max "Sparks" Starks
Lamarr "Popeye" Woodley
James "Air-miles" Farrior
Larry "Adam" Foote
Jason "Who" Worilds
Antwaan Randle-El "Nino" (good one.)

Third Rail
11-16-2010, 02:14 AM
Haha, you beat me to it! Hopefully though, Mendy will finally realize that our O-Line can't block for shit and he'll become more resourceful and stop getting dropped in the backfield. But until that happens... he remains Bendandfall.

Also, Doug the Head! Awesome Snatch reference. Love that movie.

A few others...

IRron Smith
William "Torched" Gay
Antonio "Nope, Not Santonio" Brown
Bryant "I'm Back and I Suck" MacFadden
James "Fined for Breathing" Harrison
Casey "Pittsburgh's Haynesworth" Hampton
Antwaan Fumble-El
Arnaz "Losing" Battle
Isaac Deadman
Mike "Lead By Inaction" Tomlin


Sorry, I'm still bitter over yesterday's game. My ex-girlfriend is a Pats fan and she spent the whole night sending me annoying text messages, gloating about the brilliance of Tom Brady.

steelersalaska
11-16-2010, 04:13 AM
"Mikey likes it" Tomlin
Bruce " Arian's pass-nation"
Trai "again" Essex
Limas "bean" Sweed
Daniel "boom" Sepuvleda
William "Gay"
Ziggy "robbing" Hood
Will "I ever get to start" Allen
Chris "miss" Scott
"Desi" Arnaz Battle
Antonio "Charlie" Brown
Byron "Cope" Leftwich
Mewelde "why am I playing 1st and 2nd down" Moore

fer522
11-16-2010, 01:00 PM
i only have one but you will like it




Bruce FIRE MY ASS Arians :chuckle: :chuckle:

WeegiesWarriors
11-16-2010, 02:03 PM
Berman and his "nicknames" got old in the 90s

SteelCityMom
11-16-2010, 02:06 PM
Haha....these are great!

I'm not as creative with names as you guys...but one I always liked is one Jim Shearer (from Yinz luv da stillers) uses.

Rashard "Boyz 2" Mendenhall

Keep 'em coming!

StainlessStill
11-16-2010, 04:00 PM
Charlie "Meet me at the Chocolate Factory" Batch

Byron "go make me a" Leftwich

Rashard "right down the' Mendenhall' and to the right

Jonathan "don't forget to put my clothes in the" Dwyer

Hines "Happy" Ward

Emmanuel "don't call me Deion" Sanders

Arnaz "the spaz" Battle

Antonio "Clown" Brown

Heath Miller-"lite"

Matt "Galaxies in" Spaeth

Daniel "try to spell my name correctly" Sepulveda

Casey "Just East of" Hampton

Brett Kiesel "Diesel"

Ziggy "Zip-up" Hood

Tony "Slope" Hills

Doug "Funny" Legursky

Ramon Foster "child"

Max "Maximum" Starks

Lamarr "Give me the wood" Woodley

James "fear the" Farrior

Larry "Moe & Curly " Foote

Jason "Vorhees" Worilds

Antwaan Randle-El "Toro-Loco"

Bruce "put it in the air" Arians

wootawnee
11-16-2010, 04:14 PM
"Mikey likes it" Tomlin
Bruce " Arian's pass-nation"
Trai "again" Essex
Limas "bean" Sweed
Daniel "boom" Sepuvleda
William "Gay"
Ziggy "robbing" Hood
Will "I ever get to start" Allen
Chris "miss" Scott
"Desi" Arnaz Battle
Antonio "Charlie" Brown
Byron "Cope" Leftwich
Mewelde "why am I playing 1st and 2nd down" Moore

lYou got the best ones dude.....

Fire Arians
11-16-2010, 04:39 PM
Berman and his "nicknames" got old in the 90s

blasphemy! lol

wootawnee
11-16-2010, 04:40 PM
Big "Bathroom Boinkin" Ben
Brett "Can't Dance" Kiesel
Byron "Bubba Lou" Leftwich
Antonio "skid marks' Brown
Larry "Balls Deep" Foote
David "got a big" Johnson

fer522
11-16-2010, 05:30 PM
Charlie "Meet me at the Chocolate Factory" Batch

Byron "go make me a" Leftwich

Rashard "right down the' Mendenhall' and to the right

Jonathan "don't forget to put my clothes in the" Dwyer

Hines "Happy" Ward

Emmanuel "don't call me Deion" Sanders

Arnaz "the spaz" Battle

Antonio "Clown" Brown

Heath Miller-"lite"

Matt "Galaxies in" Spaeth

Daniel "try to spell my name correctly" Sepulveda

Casey "Just East of" Hampton

Brett Kiesel "Diesel"

Ziggy "Zip-up" Hood

Tony "Slope" Hills

Doug "Funny" Legursky

Ramon Foster "child"

Max "Maximum" Starks

Lamarr "Give me the wood" Woodley

James "fear the" Farrior

Larry "Moe & Curly " Foote

Jason "Vorhees" Worilds

Antwaan Randle-El "Toro-Loco"

Bruce "put it in the air" Arians


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lord of Lombardi
11-16-2010, 08:12 PM
Charlie "I got your Batch"
Rashard "Future Mendenhall of fame"
Hine "Warden-will keep you in line"
Daniel "Overpaid elveda"
Casey "Bigger than the Hamptons"
James "Aircraft Farrior"
Antwan "El Finito"

and my best one:

Lamarr "Laying the Woodley"


We are the best Pittsburgh......One loss won't change that. All 31 other teams wish they had what we had.... 7 Lombardi's.....I know, I know, I'm counting this year already.... How can I not, I'm a Marine from the Burgh.:tt:

tube517
11-16-2010, 11:14 PM
Berman and his "nicknames" got old in the 90s



:rofl:

tube517
11-16-2010, 11:23 PM
Doug "The Big" Legursky
Hines Ward "Cleaver"
Emanuel "Lewis" Sanders
Arnaz Battle "of the Bulge"
Larry "Big" Foote
Keyaron "The Silver" Fox
Ziggy "Stardust" Hood
Chris "Do the Hokey Pokey" Hoke
Anthony "Dolly" Madison (Used to be Sam "dolly" Madison)
Isaac "Method Man and" Redman
Stevenson " I tawt I saw a puddy tat" Sylvester
Jason "All around the" Worilds
Mewelde "Dinty" Moore
"I like" Ike Taylor
Jonathan "Washer and" Dwyer
Casey "Kasem" Hampton


Ok, I'm reaching here....

StainlessStill
11-16-2010, 11:59 PM
Issac "Red-man chew"

Ryan Clark "Kent"

Trai "I'm not good at" Essex

Anthony "Billy" Madison

Dennis "I have a big" Dixon

Bryant "Ronald Mc" fadden

Mike "60 minutes" Wallace

steelersalaska
11-17-2010, 08:51 AM
Hines "m a stud" Ward
Ben"verene" Roethlesburger
Willy Collon"ostomy"
Dennis "the mennace" Dixon
Trai "harder" Essex
Ramon Foster "care"
Tony "beverley" Hills "billy"
Antwan Randle "no handles" El
Jonathon "butter" Scott
Larry "the plumber" Foote
"big John" Casey Hampton
"Jesse" James Harrison
"not too" Tuff Harris
Chris "slope" Hoke
Ryan "is it" Mundy
Charlie "diss" Batch
Shaun "our savior" Shuisam??????????????

StainlessStill
11-17-2010, 10:56 AM
Shaun "of the dead" Shuisam

tube517
11-17-2010, 12:30 PM
:rofl:


Issac "Red-man chew"

Ryan Clark "Kent"

Trai "I'm not good at" Essex

Anthony "Billy" Madison

Dennis "I have a big" Dixon

Bryant "Ronald Mc" fadden

Mike "60 minutes" Wallace

CargoJon
11-17-2010, 12:56 PM
Jeff "I can't kick anything unless it's a Sheetz hand-dryer" Reed

Shaun "hired to replace the guy that missed big field goals when I missed the biggest field goal in the last 5 years for the Redskins last year" Suisham.

Third Rail
11-19-2010, 01:32 PM
Antwaan Randle Fail

Bryant MacFumble

Hines Worn

Casey Hampered

Ziggy Who?

Lim-bust Sweed

Blowzell Adams

Emmanuel "Give Me a Manual" Sanders


And now the rest of the league:

Peyton "Show Up for Work and Get an MVP Award" Manning

Terrell "My Team Sucks But I'll Still Rip Your Team" Owens

Randy "New Team Every Week" Moss

Brett "I Want to Sext You Up" Favre

Donovan "$78 Million Apology" McNabb

Mike Shanazorn

Albert "Lie Down and Take a Nap" Haynesworth

Jason "Franchise Backup" Campbell

Chad Ochosphincter

Willie "I Got Cut by the Redskins" Parker

steelerchad
11-19-2010, 01:57 PM
Haha, you beat me to it! Hopefully though, Mendy will finally realize that our O-Line can't block for shit and he'll become more resourceful and stop getting dropped in the backfield. But until that happens... he remains Bendandfall.

Also, Doug the Head! Awesome Snatch reference. Love that movie.

A few others...

IRron Smith
William "Torched" Gay
Antonio "Nope, Not Santonio" Brown
Bryant "I'm Back and I Suck" MacFadden
James "Fined for Breathing" Harrison
Casey "Pittsburgh's Haynesworth" Hampton
Antwaan Fumble-El
Arnaz "Losing" Battle
Isaac Deadman
Mike "Lead By Inaction" Tomlin


Sorry, I'm still bitter over yesterday's game. My ex-girlfriend is a Pats fan and she spent the whole night sending me annoying text messages, gloating about the brilliance of Tom Brady.

Don't you mean ex-girlfriend.

Third Rail
11-19-2010, 02:36 PM
Don't you mean ex-girlfriend.

I said ex-girlfriend...? :noidea:

Third Rail
11-22-2010, 05:02 PM
Okay, time to bump this thread since we saw a return to form this week and I can dish out some positive Bermanisms.

Ben Roethlisburner

Mike Haulass

Troy "I'm ba-ack" Polamalu

Heath Killer

James "One-Man Garrison" Harrison


And as for the Raiders:

Richard Seemorebench

Jason "Memories of Washington" Campbell

Derrius Heyward-Bust

MikeHaullace
11-22-2010, 10:36 PM
Mike Haulass

hey!

Third Rail
11-23-2010, 02:14 AM
lol, sorry, didn't realize there was already someone here with that name (almost, anyway). But Mike does haul ass like there's no tomorrow! We're really lucky to have that kid on our team. I loved that TD run yesterday. He's a pro-bowler this season for sure.

DanRooney
11-23-2010, 02:46 AM
Randle "terrified of the endzone" El
Larry "Slow as" Foote
James "Taunto" Farrior
"Jason Gildong" Woodley
William "can't cover" Gay

Fire Arians
11-23-2010, 03:34 AM
Randle "terrified of the endzone" El
Larry "Slow as" Foote
James "Taunto" Farrior
"Jason Gildong" Woodley
William "can't cover" Gay

lol @ jason gildong & larry slow-a-foote

Acerinox
11-23-2010, 05:33 AM
Ziggy "Not Very" Hood

Third Rail
11-23-2010, 11:03 AM
A few for the Bungles:

Tirrelevant Owens
Chad Ochoke-cinco
Carson Palm & Her 5 Sisters

stairway27
11-23-2010, 11:58 AM
Rashard Spindenhall
Jonathan "Comin' Down to" Dwyer
Wines Hard
Heath "The High Life" Miller
Matt Spaeth "The Final Frontier"
Ziggy "I Gotta Get Outta Dis" Hood
Ramon "How To Speak Australian" Foster
Max "Ironman" Starks
Lamarr "Morning" Woodley
James "The Horse" Farrior
Larry "My Left" Foote
Jason "The" Worilds "Is Not Enough"
Crezdon "The" Butler "Did It"
Willie "Touch My" Colon?
William "Why Does My Last Name Have To Be So" Gay
Ryan "Somebody's Got a Case of the" Mundy(s)
Lawrence "My Initials Are LT, So Just Call Me LT3" Timmons
Mike "Braveheart" Wallace

Third Rail
11-29-2010, 01:13 AM
A few for other players in the league because I can't think of any more for Steelers players

Ryan Shitzpantsquick

Josh "I-Spy" McDaniels

Peyton "Maybe Next Year" Manning

Brett "I Actually Won a Game!" Favre

Michael "Wait, I Can Lose Too?" Vick

Dallas "Return to Sucking" Cowboys

Fire Arians
11-29-2010, 01:17 AM
Stevie "Limas Sweed" Johnson

Third Rail
11-29-2010, 09:53 AM
LOL, good one.

But thank God he pulled a Sweed yesterday.

Neil-Still-Rules-14
11-29-2010, 09:54 AM
Shaun Suishamatic

Third Rail
01-22-2011, 02:11 AM
Thought it would be good to bump this thread and come up with some good nicknames for out boys this weekend. Some of these might have already been posted, but what the hell.

Ben Ravensburner
Ike "Hits Like Ike Turner" Taylor
Maurkice Poundsome
Anthony Badasson
Heath "Genuine Draft" Miller
Emmanuel "Better than Barry or Deion" Sanders
Ziggy "Straight Out Da" Hood

Big
01-22-2011, 04:10 AM
Larry "Rex Ryan's Wife's" Foote

FanSince72
01-22-2011, 10:02 AM
For what it's worth, Berman picked the Jets.

Just sayin' is all...

Fire Arians
01-22-2011, 08:19 PM
For what it's worth, Berman picked the Jets.

Just sayin' is all...

he also keeps saying nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills, and they haven't done shit in almost 20 years lol

hell, the last time they had a winning season i think doug flutie was their qb

lionslicer
01-22-2011, 08:59 PM
he also keeps saying nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills, and they haven't done shit in almost 20 years lol

hell, the last time they had a winning season i think doug flutie was their qb

They had a winning season in 2004 with Bledsoe.
Flutie was the last one to take the to the playoffs in 1999.

20 years? More like 10 lol.

Steelboy84
01-22-2011, 09:05 PM
"I love the New England Patriots".

Fire Arians
01-22-2011, 09:26 PM
They had a winning season in 2004 with Bledsoe.
Flutie was the last one to take the to the playoffs in 1999.

20 years? More like 10 lol.

ah well they suck anyway, i don't pay attention to them haha