View Full Version : I need to scapegoat a group of people for a few days

3 to be 4
03-30-2006, 09:20 PM
since im in a state of mourning for my mother, i think im entitled to deal with it like a normal american male, which is to compensate for my loss by blaming an innocent race of people. So for this i choose the chinks.
If you are a chink, please dont be offended, as this is more a reflection on me, and not on you (this is a tactic my wife uses, she can verbally rip my balls off and if i get "defensive" about it, she says its not about me, so i shouldnt react)
Ive been moody and not able to cry for my mother. So it serves me to make fun of chinks for a while. oh, where to start? the restaurants, laundry, that they all seem to drive green cars........

3 to be 4
03-31-2006, 07:31 AM
im always getting into fights with chinese waiters. one time in Franklin,Massachusetts, I ordered some chicken wings. the menu said there would be 6. 4 came out. i asked about it "Ohhh! six, then you cut it. it become 4" i said i didnt understand. the manager came over. "Ah yes, it was 6, then you cut it, it become 4. 6 become 4!" I said "ahh, 15% becomes 5%" i made a few crank calls to them. "Hello, China (whatever it was called)" "Yes, do you have the Six become 4?" "The what?" Click!

03-31-2006, 04:10 PM
Didn't the salesmen in "Glengary" call the Chinese restaurant "The Chinks"?

Remember the Chinese waitress in "Cadillac Man" who yelled at the FBI guys and made them order food while they were negotiating the hostage situation with Tim Robbins?

03-31-2006, 06:34 PM
so whats he sayin? you ate 2?

Damn!! Those weren't chicken wings. THat's the oriental mathematical formula for serving up dogs and cats.

3 to be 4
03-31-2006, 08:47 PM
I got into a big scrap with some chinese waiters in Londons's Chinatown once. At some basement hole in the wall buffet. they wouldnt let me have a new plate when i went up for a second round. "You got prate!" "Yes, but its all dirty from the other food and i want to get different stuff now" "You scrape it out in the garbage!" so i showed them. cheap chinese bastards. I filled up my plate, ate 2 bites of it, then chucked the rest out in the trash. then i thought to myself, hmm, foreign country, getting into a brawl probably not a good idea.

03-31-2006, 08:52 PM
Watch out 3 to be 4, pretty soon them Chink Bastards are going to own us all.

3 to be 4
03-31-2006, 11:32 PM
well they are all such great students and sneaky and shifty that i would expect them to.