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Stlrs4Life
04-02-2006, 07:05 PM
Alice was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband Bob and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

Bob was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. Bob finally agreed and went into Alice's room.

After a few minutes Alice's monitor "flat lined" -- no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room.

Bob was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."

Suitanim
04-02-2006, 07:07 PM
Booooo!

MattsMe
04-02-2006, 07:08 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

klick81
04-02-2006, 07:47 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SteelerzGirl
04-02-2006, 07:48 PM
OMG! That is just so wrong!!! LOL

melroseplace
04-02-2006, 08:01 PM
oh jeez.. :thud:

SteelR1
04-02-2006, 09:34 PM
Oldie but still FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MasterOfPuppets
04-02-2006, 09:41 PM
:rofl:

3 to be 4
04-03-2006, 08:15 AM
you said a mouthful!

Ambridge
04-03-2006, 08:49 AM
I guess Bob had difficulty working around Alice's breathing tube.

83-Steelers-43
04-04-2006, 10:24 AM
Pedro

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez,
the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of
the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the
earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!

Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher
glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little *%!%$!!. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally someone throws a eraser at
Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"!

Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?

Pedro: "D ick Cheney 2006! "

clevestinks
04-04-2006, 12:02 PM
Alice was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband Bob and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

Bob was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. Bob finally agreed and went into Alice's room.

After a few minutes Alice's monitor "flat lined" -- no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room.

Bob was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."
Now thats funny