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Suitanim
04-03-2006, 05:41 PM
Survey Says?

#1 "I don't have any Money"

http://postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21212803.shtml

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment
by Mitch Marconi
Apr 3, 2006

A hooker who bit her client's penis reportedly so hard that he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent, according to a report from the UK. Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because Brett O'Leary told her he had no additional money to dispense after already paying her for sex, reports the Cambridge News.
It was alleged that afterwards she asked O'Leary for more cash, becoming more aggressive as her requests continued. While performing a sex act on O'Leary he told her he did not have any more cash.



McNiff said she grabbed his penis and took it in her mouth and gripped it between her teeth. He said: "She bit hard. She bit very hard. This caused what Mr O'Leary described as indescribable pain."
According to McNiff, O'Leary tried to pry open Jowett's mouth with his hands while she made sounds like an animal. He pleaded with her to let go while hitting her to try to get her off.
Mr McNiff said there was a lot of blood while Mr O'Leary screamed and then ran to call emergency 999.

83-Steelers-43
04-03-2006, 05:45 PM
My dad always told me.......nothing is free in this world. This guy obviously learned that fact the hard way. Even though stating "this guy" and "hard" in the same sentence might not be the greatest choice of words.

melroseplace
04-03-2006, 06:15 PM
Even though stating "this guy" and "hard" in the same sentence might not be the greatest choice of words.
:sofunny:

SteelerzGirl
04-03-2006, 10:29 PM
One's just as bad as the other. They both got what they deserved. Geesh... People are nuts...(lol).

tony hipchest
04-03-2006, 10:36 PM
One's just as bad as the other. They both got what they deserved. Geesh... People are nuts...(lol).

hehe. you said......."nuts"

83-Steelers-43
04-03-2006, 10:38 PM
Wait, this occured in the UK? Has anybody heard from Nigel?

klick81
04-03-2006, 10:41 PM
OUCH....

SteelerzGirl
04-03-2006, 10:43 PM
hehe. you said......."nuts"

:rofl:

My bad! You caught me, tony...(lol). :wink:

MattsMe
04-03-2006, 10:45 PM
Something about this story sounds fishy....I thought Brittish hookers didn't have any teeth?

tony hipchest
04-03-2006, 10:46 PM
Something about this story sounds fishy....I thought Brittish hookers didn't have any teeth? excellent, excellent point. fish and horsechips is afoot.

MasterOfPuppets
04-03-2006, 10:56 PM
Something about this story sounds fishy....I thought Brittish hookers didn't have any teeth?
yeah but they have really tough gums...:sofunny:

3 to be 4
04-03-2006, 11:41 PM
you said a mouthful

clevestinks
04-04-2006, 01:07 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc cccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 12:17 AM
"So, are you going to school this fall? Or is this it for you?"

JAG151
04-05-2006, 04:25 PM
Something about this story sounds fishy....I thought Brittish hookers didn't have any teeth?

A "female" hooker....servicing a man............in the UK?

Hmmmmm. fishy indeed!!

MattsMe
04-06-2006, 01:58 AM
"Right then, jolly good, suck that willy..."

3 to be 4
04-06-2006, 08:50 AM
we definetly need football season to start soon