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3 to be 4
04-04-2006, 11:55 PM
I think for me it would be simultaniously watching my favorite team (Patriots) win the Super Bowl while eating stuffed lobster and getting a 3 hour blow job.

My Pastor had a problem with this at first but we agreed to disagree.

Livinginthe past
04-05-2006, 01:47 AM
I think for me it would be simultaniously watching my favorite team (Patriots) win the Super Bowl while eating stuffed lobster and getting a 3 hour blow job.

My Pastor had a problem with this at first but we agreed to disagree.

Your pastor not a big fan of stuffed lobster then? :sofunny:

NM

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 01:53 AM
I think for me it would be simultaniously watching my favorite team (Patriots) win the Super Bowl while eating stuffed lobster and getting a 3 hour blow job.

My Pastor had a problem with this at first but we agreed to disagree.

You actually told your pastor that? You either got more balls than me or less respect for religious figures haha. I'd change that to a nice steak, the Steelers, keep the blowjob, and add a nice fattie with it. Peace.

BuFu

augustashark
04-05-2006, 10:35 AM
You actually told your pastor that? You either got more balls than me or less respect for religious figures haha. I'd change that to a nice steak, the Steelers, keep the blowjob, and add a nice fattie with it. Peace.

BuFu


You like heavy girls, thats great. Keep up the hardwork!

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 11:01 AM
Chris Rock says he loves fat, black women because they all have confidence and think they are sexy. for what its worth.

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
04-05-2006, 11:41 AM
ill take 3 hour blow job, while watching the patriots get destroyed by the steelers

83-Steelers-43
04-05-2006, 11:43 AM
Wake up in Sicily after sleeping in until about twelve, take a shower and dress, have a small lunch, lay on the beach while reading a good book with a cold beer, get up and take a shower, get dressed and have a nice, large dinner and a bottle of red, comfortable walk on the streets of Palermo and call it a night. Ahhh, a few more months.:drool:

Livinginthe past
04-05-2006, 12:07 PM
All these 3 hour BJ's...alot of tantric oral sex fans out there :sofunny:

NM

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 12:39 PM
You like heavy girls, thats great. Keep up the hardwork!

For reference yea I like thick girls wit a nice ghetto booty.....but when I said fattie I wasn't referrin to the girl haha. I've seen the Chris Rock stand up where he talks about fat black women and it's hilarious. Also for reference, I've never gotten a bj but I've heard/know they are the shit. My perfect day would have to also involve a drive in a really powerful ride (think so powerful that when the engine revs the whole car shakes) along a road with no speed limits.

BuFu

Koopa
04-05-2006, 01:57 PM
For reference yea I like thick girls wit a nice ghetto booty.....but when I said fattie I wasn't referrin to the girl haha. I've seen the Chris Rock stand up where he talks about fat black women and it's hilarious. Also for reference, I've never gotten a bj but I've heard/know they are the shit. My perfect day would have to also involve a drive in a really powerful ride (think so powerful that when the engine revs the whole car shakes) along a road with no speed limits.

BuFu


lol, i guess i'm the only one that knew what you meant by the fattie, and i don't even smoke,

a perfect day for me would be the spurs finishing up a sweep in the finals

melroseplace
04-05-2006, 04:34 PM
attending a game at Heinz Field where the Steelers kick the Bungles' asses. and then a date with Heath Miller

I know it's like taboo to talk about having a crush on a player, but if you guys are allowed to talk about 3 hour blow jobs I'm allowed to talk about how hot Heath is :blurp:

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 04:35 PM
lol, i guess i'm the only one that knew what you meant by the fattie, and i don't even smoke,

a perfect day for me would be the spurs finishing up a sweep in the finals

Lol, at least somebody know. Koop, just wonderin I've been lookin at your last flag you got flyin in your sig for a while now and I can't figure out what team it is. Just curious because you got teams listed from all over the Lonestar and I know all of them except that last one. Thanks, appreciate it. Peace.

BuFu

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 04:36 PM
attending a game at Heinz Field where the Steelers kick the Bungles' asses. and then a date with Heath Miller

I know it's like taboo to talk about having a crush on a player, but if you guys are allowed to talk about 3 hour blow jobs I'm allowed to talk about how hot Heath is :blurp:

Hey, I don't mind it. Go right ahead.

BuFu

BBC
04-05-2006, 05:09 PM
Watching the Steelers win their fifth Super Bowl in person was a pretty good day.

Stlrs4Life
04-05-2006, 05:19 PM
Sex with Tara Reid! LOL.

83-Steelers-43
04-05-2006, 05:21 PM
Sex with Tara Reid! LOL.

I don't know man, last time I saw Tara Reid her fun bag was hanging out down to her knee cap. One too many bad boob jobs.

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 05:58 PM
How bout Sasha Cohen?

BuFu

Koopa
04-05-2006, 06:23 PM
Lol, at least somebody know. Koop, just wonderin I've been lookin at your last flag you got flyin in your sig for a while now and I can't figure out what team it is. Just curious because you got teams listed from all over the Lonestar and I know all of them except that last one. Thanks, appreciate it. Peace.

BuFu


it's the dallas desperados

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 06:25 PM
it's the dallas desperados

Is that AFL?

BuFu

83-Steelers-43
04-05-2006, 06:25 PM
Jessica Beil is pretty damn hot. Specially in the last Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Koopa
04-05-2006, 06:31 PM
Is that AFL?

BuFu

yup, i don't watch them much though, they just my favorite afl team because they in texas



Jessica Beil is pretty damn hot. Specially in the last Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


hell yeah she is, and she the only reason that movie was worth watch, running around in the rain in the white wife beater damn that was hot lol

tony hipchest
04-05-2006, 08:10 PM
Also for reference, I've never gotten a bj :yikes: you better get on it dude. youre young and in college, and every day there you dont receive a bj you will regret later in life.

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 08:19 PM
it kind of bothers me that there is a character on "Barney" called BJ. it makes me feel a little creepy to giggle at it while watching it with my kids. And BJ wears these bright red sneakers but no pants. whats the deal with that?

tony hipchest
04-05-2006, 08:23 PM
it kind of bothers me that there is a character on "Barney" called BJ. it makes me feel a little creepy to giggle at it while watching it with my kids. And BJ wears these bright red sneakers but no pants. whats the deal with that? lol thats why WE watch the wiggles *snicker*

MasterOfPuppets
04-05-2006, 08:41 PM
lol thats why WE watch the wiggles *snicker*
i never turn the wiggles on for my son.i think there sending subleminal homo:sissies: messages.

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 08:54 PM
:yikes: you better get on it dude. youre young and in college, and every day there you dont receive a bj you will regret later in life.

Lol yea I know believe me I'm workin on it. Most of last semester I spent gettin my name known around campus. I'm workin on gettin my game up wit the women so I can get lucky.

Also I got my name known around campus as "BuFu" that's where the name that I sign all my posts with came from. I figured since everyone knows me by that down here might as well sign my posts the same way. Believe me though once I get one I'll prolly post on this thread of how perfect my day was. I regret missin out for this long, beleive me. Peace.

BuFu

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 10:15 PM
sometimes you simply need to learn to ask. Just go around the cafeteria and ask the girls one at a time if they would please suck your pecker. It might amaze you the reactions you get.

Livinginthe past
04-05-2006, 10:17 PM
sometimes you simply need to learn to ask. Just go around the cafeteria and ask the girls one at a time if they would please suck your pecker. It might amaze you the reactions you get.

I think you just made yourself an accessory to assault and battery of a college student in his 2nd year on campus!

NM

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:21 PM
sometimes you simply need to learn to ask. Just go around the cafeteria and ask the girls one at a time if they would please suck your pecker. It might amaze you the reactions you get.

Are you f*ckin serious? Lol I don't know if I have the balls to do that. Plus I don't want a **** either. I don't want a girl that's been around the block more than a new york taxi. I'll wake up the next mornin go to piss, look at my **** and say "WTF!" I ain't sweatin it. It'll work out.

BuFu

tony hipchest
04-05-2006, 10:21 PM
sometimes you simply need to learn to ask. Just go around the cafeteria and ask the girls one at a time if they would please suck your pecker. It might amaze you the reactions you get.
:rofl: no reall, it works, just look for the girls with those toungue piercing thingies.....

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:22 PM
I think you just made yourself an accessory to assault and battery of a college student in his 2nd year on campus!

NM

Second semester but first year haha.

BuFu

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:23 PM
:rofl: no reall, it works, just look for the girls with those toungue piercing thingies.....

I've heard tongue piercings are the shit for bj's.

BuFu

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 10:27 PM
look for the tough, manly looking girls with crew cuts, wearing chinos, and are holding hands with another girl. they are shy and are just waiting for a strong male to take charge and ask them to go down on you.

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:32 PM
look for the tough, manly looking girls with crew cuts, wearing chinos, and are holding hands with another girl. they are shy and are just waiting for a strong male to take charge and ask them to go down on you.

Lol, dipshit. I said I've never gotten a blowjob, not that I'm an idiot.

BuFu

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 10:34 PM
this inspires a new thread!

tony hipchest
04-05-2006, 10:35 PM
look for the tough, manly looking girls with crew cuts, wearing chinos, and are holding hands with another girl. they are shy and are just waiting for a strong male to take charge and ask them to go down on you.
:rofl: "chinos"???? "shy"????:rofl:

melroseplace
04-05-2006, 10:36 PM
I think it's time for me to leave this thread... :cya:

haha oh and any self respecting girl wouldn't give a blow job to a random guy that asked. I'd probably kick him in the balls (not meaning you BuFu, just any guy that did that)

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:37 PM
this inspires a new thread!

I'm afraid to ask what that is.

BuFu

HburgXL06
04-05-2006, 10:38 PM
I think it's time for me to leave this thread... :cya:

haha oh and any self respecting girl wouldn't give a blow job to a random guy that asked. I'd probably kick him in the balls (not meaning you BuFu, just any guy that did that)

Believe me I have more respect for women than to ever do that, I would never do that. And for the sake of my balls I'll make sure I stay on your good side. Peace.

BuFu

3 to be 4
04-05-2006, 10:41 PM
I think it's time for me to leave this thread... :cya:

haha oh and any self respecting girl wouldn't give a blow job to a random guy that asked. I'd probably kick him in the balls (not meaning you BuFu, just any guy that did that)


a note from this station- im not being serious.

melroseplace
04-05-2006, 10:49 PM
a note from this station- im not being serious.

glad to hear it

MasterOfPuppets
04-06-2006, 03:22 AM
I think it's time for me to leave this thread... :cya:

haha oh and any self respecting girl wouldn't give a blow job to a random guy that asked. I'd probably kick him in the balls (not meaning you BuFu, just any guy that did that)
ummmm.....just out of curiosity...since were on the same board an all.....lol joking

3 to be 4
04-06-2006, 08:48 AM
this is what happens in the offseason. we need football back.

melroseplace
04-06-2006, 09:33 AM
this is what happens in the offseason. we need football back.

:nods:

Suitanim
04-06-2006, 09:33 AM
Today was a good day....didn't even need to use my AK.

tony hipchest
04-06-2006, 10:01 AM
momma serving up breakfast with no hog followed by a nice pick up game of basketball. i mess around and score a tripple double.

HburgXL06
04-06-2006, 10:51 AM
Today was a good day....didn't even need to use my AK.

Good ass song. I love some old school Ice Cube.

BuFu

Koopa
04-06-2006, 11:30 PM
Lol yea I know believe me I'm workin on it. Most of last semester I spent gettin my name known around campus. I'm workin on gettin my game up wit the women so I can get lucky.

Also I got my name known around campus as "BuFu" that's where the name that I sign all my posts with came from. I figured since everyone knows me by that down here might as well sign my posts the same way. Believe me though once I get one I'll prolly post on this thread of how perfect my day was. I regret missin out for this long, beleive me. Peace.

BuFu

oh i thought BuFu was buy us **** you, like on that movie how high

HburgXL06
04-06-2006, 11:45 PM
oh i thought BuFu was buy us **** you, like on that movie how high

BuFu is "Buy Us F*ck U" and is from that movie "How High" (which I loved). It started because the second night I was here I was chillin wit a bunch of people drinkin and I was pronounced by these sophs I'm friends wit as "the ghetto-est white boy they ever met" and started callin me BuFu. Since then everyone calls me and knows me by that name. It goes back to that movie somewhat but I've made my name known by that name too. Peace.

BuFu

Justin Otstott
04-07-2006, 04:50 PM
You actually told your pastor that? You either got more balls than me or less respect for religious figures haha. I'd change that to a nice steak, the Steelers, keep the blowjob, and add a nice fattie with it. Peace.

BuFu

I agree!!! One thing i love is a women with a phat ass.

3 to be 4
04-07-2006, 05:22 PM
I agree!!! One thing i love is a women with a phat ass.


Justin and Hilary- sittin in a tree
K..I..S..S..I..N..G..............

SteelerzGirl
04-08-2006, 02:20 PM
I think for me it would be simultaniously watching my favorite team (Patriots) win the Super Bowl while eating stuffed lobster and getting a 3 hour blow job.

My Pastor had a problem with this at first but we agreed to disagree.

Who you kidding, 3 to be 4? You wish you could keep it "up" for 3 hours! I heard you were quick on the trigger. :sofunny: Just kiddin', hon. :smile:

HburgXL06
04-08-2006, 02:31 PM
I agree!!! One thing i love is a women with a phat ass.

Who doesn't? Gotta have a nice ghetto booty.

BuFu

MasterOfPuppets
04-08-2006, 07:39 PM
Who you kidding, 3 to be 4? You wish you could keep it "up" for 3 hours! I heard you were quick on the trigger. :sofunny: Just kiddin', hon. :smile:
viagra !!!!:jammin: .......i always like how they say call a DR. if you got wood for over 4 hrs.....the hell with the DR. ,i'm gettin out the video cam,and callin more chicks....lol

tony hipchest
04-08-2006, 07:47 PM
viagra !!!!:jammin: .......i always like how they say call a DR. if you got wood for over 4 hrs.....the hell with the DR. ,i'm gettin out the video cam,and callin more chicks....lol

:sofunny: right :sofunny:

CantStop85
04-08-2006, 08:07 PM
lol wow this is the funniest thread I've read in a while...I can't believe so many people didn't know what a fattie was...I think a puff or two wouldn't hurt in mellowing out a few people on here.

HburgXL06
04-08-2006, 08:45 PM
lol wow this is the funniest thread I've read in a while...I can't believe so many people didn't know what a fattie was...I think a puff or two wouldn't hurt in mellowing out a few people on here.

I'm wit you on that one. But since they don't I go wit the ghetto booty translation too. Peace.

BuFu

PS: I smoked a nice one last nite and it was great.

tony hipchest
04-08-2006, 08:48 PM
lol wow this is the funniest thread I've read in a while...I can't believe so many people didn't know what a fattie was...I think a puff or two wouldn't hurt in mellowing out a few people on here.
"what are you, on dope?"


-mr. hand

its probably cause some of the posters here dont roll with the indo and associated verbage like some of the younger whippersnappers.

Koopa
04-08-2006, 09:05 PM
personally i never got what so good about pot, i see a lot of my family members doing it and they ain't go nowhere with they lives, that's probably why i ain't even picked up a joint, or even though about takin a puff when offered......but i ain't knocking ya'll who do it, just giving my point of view on weed

tony hipchest
04-08-2006, 09:20 PM
personally i never got what so good about pot, i see a lot of my family members doing it and they ain't go nowhere with they lives, that's probably why i ain't even picked up a joint, or even though about takin a puff when offered......but i ain't knocking ya'll who do it, just giving my point of view on weed it isnt gonna get you where you wanna be so keep it up.

3 to be 4
04-09-2006, 09:09 AM
personally i never got what so good about pot, i see a lot of my family members doing it and they ain't go nowhere with they lives, that's probably why i ain't even picked up a joint, or even though about takin a puff when offered......but i ain't knocking ya'll who do it, just giving my point of view on weed

any thoughts on this, Tha Rock?

pucho58
04-09-2006, 11:22 AM
I can't smoke it. If I take two puffs, I'm out for the count

CantStop85
04-09-2006, 12:06 PM
I'm sure there are people who can smoke pot once in a while and keep everything under control, but from what I've seen the majority of them end up taking a wrong turn in their life. That's why I don't plan on starting the habit.

HburgXL06
04-09-2006, 01:54 PM
I smoke once in a while. I'm in college. On the weekends we party. I've seen it be a bad thing to some of my friends and how it's lead them into worse shit and I've done what I can to help them realize that and keep them away from worse stuff. I personally would never touch anythin else. Everythin else is too addictin and too expensive. I don't mean to come in here bein the young whippersnapper and ruinin everyone's perfect day dreams or to offend anyone by bringin it up. I know what I want to do in life and I'm workin hard to get there. I was exposed to the stuff at a real young age and a lot of the kids around me that I grew up wit I will agree are doin nothin wit their lives and are goin nowhere from doin weed and other shit. I never wanted to be like that though and will continue to try to make somethin of my life I assure you all. Peace.

BuFu

tony hipchest
04-09-2006, 02:02 PM
keep it up. we have alot of college students posting. 2 of the easiest places to find drugs are in college, and prison. (and of course a phish or dead concert)

dont let partying ruin your dreams. (and please dont go duke lacrosse on us)

HburgXL06
04-09-2006, 03:10 PM
keep it up. we have alot of college students posting. 2 of the easiest places to find drugs are in college, and prison. (and of course a phish or dead concert)

dont let partying ruin your dreams. (and please dont go duke lacrosse on us)

I'ma guess the third easiest place to find drugs is my hometown because gettin anythin is only two phone calls away. You'd be surprised at how dry it is around here for anythin but alcohol. I won't let partyin ruin my dreams I promise. I've grown and matured a lot since when I first came here and notice it in myself and how I look at things. I don't try to party every night of the week (which is possible here) like I did when I first came to school. I don't try to go out and get sh*tfaced like I used to all weekend. I admit I try to have fun and meet people and have a good time still when I go out but all in moderation. If I drink it's only like 3 or 4 beers to get a nice relaxed (buzzed) feelin and enjoy the company around me. If I smoke it's only once a week or once every two weeks so it doesn't affect me every day. I try to have a good time and enjoy bein young but not to the point that it is gonna ruin my chance to enjoy bein old. The whole Duke thing reminds me a lil bit of my school. UD is predominantly a white school with a lot of rich, uppity, white kids in a town of a lot of minorities. It ain't near as bad as that and Newark is not near as poor a town as Durham but you get the idea I'm sayin. But I would never do any of the shit they did. I got too much respect for women to ever do somethin like that. Even as a "thug" as I've been branded before I still know how to be a gentleman to a lady and treat her kindly and appropriately. All in all, yea I got big dreams and I ain't gonna let partyin, weed, or women destroy them. Peace.

BuFu


PS: I posted pics of my dorm room decked out in as much Steelers stuff as I could to represent the BlacknGold down here and I posted a link in the Media "Give me your Steelers room pics" thread. The link is to my webshots page where I posted them because I couldn't figure out how to directly post them to the site. So far I know some people been lookin at them (view tracker) but no one commented on them. Not to be beggin for praise or nothin I was just proud to show off my new flag and show my Steelers pride in general. Just wonderin if any of ya took a look. Peace.