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pete74
12-12-2010, 04:49 AM
Remember who you are supposed to hate


Yep, the Bengals suck this year. This does not mean that you should hate the Pittsburgh Steelers any less than any other year. Here is a reminder of the 10 reasons to hate Pittsburgh tomorrow:




1. Bandwagon fans - The Steelers don't travel well. The thing is, they have "fans" all across the country. Most of these people have never even been to Pittsburgh but claim to be a Steeler fan for life. There are several reasons there are so many of these bandwagoning mouth breathers all across the country:

- Some people just like rooting for the teams that win. These are the worst kind, you see their fandom goes as far as who is the hot team right now. Everyone hates these people.

- Some claim to root for the Steelers because their dad or grandfather did. I hate to break it to you, but your dad or grandpa is a bandwagoning dipshit and you have fallen into the loser trap they set. You see the Steelers were a joke of an organization for a long time before they welcomed and encouraged steroid use in the 1970's. A bunch of championships were won by a group of players who are no longer with us due to the effects the bull semen or whatever roids they were on had on their bodies. So your pops was just like you, a bandwagoning douche nozzle a generation earlier.

2. Troy Polamalu - Sure the guy is a great player (even though our very own Cedric Benson knocked him silly last season). But seriously, can there be anything more gay than him doing all those shampoo commercials? I mean what’s next? Is he going to be faking orgasms in a waterfall or something? This dudes hair is more famous than he is and Steeler fans are ok with that. Peyton Manning is even sick of seeing this guys hair in commercials. Do you think Rey Maualuga would be caught dead in a Dove commercial? I get it, he has hair and it is long. His hair is so pretty Mike Tomlin has to forcibly restrain Big Ben from trying to rape it.

3. Yinzers - What the **** is that? The population of Pittsburgh (all with 45 chromosomes I presume) fail to properly use the English language and mash, make up and butcher words and they celebrate it as culture. Pittsburghese is an accent or dialect that people in Pittsburgh speak. Instead of staying “downtown” they say “dahntahn” instead of “You Guys” its “Yinz”. Then they make fun of the Bengals saying WhoDey.

4. Black and Gold - So the Steelers wear black and gold. So do the Penguins, and the Pirates. What mongloid thought up this brilliance. The town constantly looks like a fat numbered bumblebee convention.

5. Ben Roethlisberger apologists - I briefly wrote for another blog where each week we would nominate someone as the douche bag of the week. We grabbed the shittiest of people anywhere from the guys responsible for the economy collapse to people that have hurt kids. On an off week we chose Big Ben as the weekly candidate and we got 20 times more comments on that article than any other. Steeler fans scour the net to defend their beloved QB. Most in the middle of the night probably looking for spank material. The guy makes the dumbest decisions in life and you all celebrate him for it. Shit that is messed up.

6. Hines Ward - The grinning dirtiest player in the NFL is easy to hate. The Steeler fan will tell you how his late pansy hits are just tough football when in reality it is because he is a puss. You know the kind of guy he is. He is your friend who when a fight breaks out will stand in the back and only punch a guy when he is not looking, or the guy in a mash pit who stands on the side and pushes anyone with their backs to them. Steeler fans think it is him being tough, the rest of the world knows he is just cheap. Also, when porn star Jesse Jane was asked about her relationship with Hines Ward. She said something along the lines of "Let's just say he's more Korean than Black." Ouch.

7. Myron Cope - A broadcast legend responsible for some great terms like "double yoi". What the **** does that even mean? I fail to understand how such a biased broadcaster has been celebrated so much. He is also responsible for the terrible towel.

8. Terrible towel - Speaking of the terrible towel, this is one piece of fan equipment that is the most annoying of all the rest. All this towel tells the rest of the stadium is that you have little understanding of the game and have just shown up to wave some laundry. Last season I had an 8 year old kid standing on the seat in front of me waving his towel the whole game right in my face. He started the wave sometime during the national anthem and is probably still waving. I have never wanted to punch an 8 year old as bad as that kid. I softened when I looked at his parents and realized this kid has absolutely no shot in life.

9. Ben Roethlisberger - If I was the water boy for the Bengals and they won the super bowl, I could probably parlay that into impressing some lady and getting some action. Shit, if the Bengals won the big game, I could probably use owning this blog to get some action. Ben, as a super bowl winning QB, fails to impress anyone and has had to force himself on underage girls. You would think a super bowl star could come up with better game than surprising drunk women with his wang hanging out. This missing link looking asshole is a true douche bag.

10. The city of Pittsburgh - This town lives and dies with the Steelers. The depressing filthy stink hole of a city is bad enough, but the mood can be measured by how the Steelers did the previous game. These people have no problem with crime, rust, deterioration, stink or filth as long as the Steelers are winning. Bring this fact up to anyone in Pittsburgh and the usually respond with how many super bowls has your team won.


http://network.yardbarker.com/author/article_external/3774345

this writer should be shot and killed

grward
12-12-2010, 05:58 AM
Jealousy runs deep with this dude! It amazes me that people take so much time hating the Steelers ... it almost makes them a fan ... you know, like a love/hate type of relationship! LOL!

Deserei90
12-12-2010, 06:03 AM
I like how people who despises a team, They feel the need to take a shot at their city as well. For real this is so old, people need to stop doing that crap, I hate the bungles, but you don't see me naming different reasons why I hate Cincinnati, or My hate for the Ravens, but you don't see me taking a shot at their city, because of my despise towards the team. I remember one article where it said people from Pittsburgh is nothing but a bunch of dumb rednecks who don't have a college education. For a minute when I heard that I was offended, but after a while it started to sound more and more stupid to me. It's nothing but jealously talk, I don't care where your from or who you are, people are always going to come up with an excuse to hate something that you proudly support. And they can't stand it no longer, to the point where they would say anything bad about your team, the city, the people. Haters don't sugar-coat nothing.

Atlanta Dan
12-12-2010, 07:31 AM
Yet another example of why the internet giving everyone an opportunity to post their thoughts has a down side to it:chuckle:

This guy is a moron - the recent revelation to me is that columnists with major newspapers such as Mike Preston with The Baltimore Sun now write the same sort of adolescent tripe

Stu Pidasso
12-12-2010, 07:44 AM
It's a douchenozzle's BLOG. Why the f^&%$ do you care?

Whodis
12-12-2010, 08:06 AM
It's a douchenozzle's BLOG. Why the f^&%$ do you care?

^ this

Set-Man
12-12-2010, 08:37 AM
I'm sure you get the same on the Ratbird, Stains, and Bungles sites. It proves that there are a lot of sore losers around the division.

If there is no real football content in it (which there isn't) then ignore it. It will help your blood pressure......

BengalDestroyer
12-12-2010, 08:44 AM
someone was bitten by the jealous bug!!

SoCalFan
12-12-2010, 09:20 AM
Ive never been to Pittsburgh(yet),was instilled in me by a Grandmother from there.35 years later,im still in a complete,dont *uckin bother me zone when they are playing!Im a true fan and did not know there are rules and guidelines on being a fan?What an idiot!Yes we are world wide,im from Los Angeles,and when I was a kid we had both the Raiders and Rams,Ha,ha,so many years later,you can see I made an excellent choice!!!That idiot put alot of time and effort into that,WOW,get a life!!!

finesward
12-12-2010, 10:00 AM
Ive never been to Pittsburgh(yet),was instilled in me by a Grandmother from there.35 years later,im still in a complete,dont *uckin bother me zone when they are playing!Im a true fan and did not know there are rules and guidelines on being a fan?What an idiot!Yes we are world wide,im from Los Angeles,and when I was a kid we had both the Raiders and Rams,Ha,ha,so many years later,you can see I made an excellent choice!!!That idiot put alot of time and effort into that,WOW,get a life!!!

lol @ "complete don't ****ing bother me zone"

I can totally relate..

austinfrench76
12-12-2010, 10:13 AM
The Steelers don't travel well???! I stopped reading. Your 1st point can't be false in order to have people take you seriously.

steelerchad
12-12-2010, 10:27 AM
The Steelers don't travel well???! I stopped reading. Your 1st point can't be false in order to have people take you seriously.

This dude doesn't know what he's talking about at all. Went to the Nashville and Miami this year and probably 30% of my flight to Nashville and 60% of my flight to Miami were Steeler fans heading in on a Saturday morning before a Sunday game. I live in Richmond, VA. I wasn't flying out of Pittsburgh on either flight. If you are connecting in a hub city and heading to a city where the Steelers are playing almost your entire flight will be Steelers Fans.

Don't travel well.......PFFT.............. Try to find a Ravens jersey in an airport when the Ravens are on the road. You'd be better off playing where's Waldo.

TRH
12-12-2010, 10:42 AM
there's a lot of good about the internet. More news, more info, speaking out, etc.
This is not "speaking out". This is a good example of the "bad side" of the internet.
To be a fan of another team and then go "write" an article about the team/enemy you don't like is and go beyond criticism and completely bash the other side with falsehoods and untruths is ignorant and pathetic.
Its too bad this thing couldn't be "banned" in some type of way but with the freedoms of the internet, its impossible unfortunately.
Every point of this "article" is completely untrue and unfounded. If "his player" did a shampoo commercial, you know it would be perfectly ok and "cool".
Even down to the city...i'm all over the place...and i can tell you for fact....Pittsburgh is one of the most gorgeous, clean cities in the country. Yep. Thats right. (and no, i don't live there...yet). Plus the downtown skyline is un-rivaled by any city in America.
Usually i just groan when i read stuff similar to this, but this time...this one is just complete lies and jealousy.

THE most ridiculous point of the "blog" (i shouldnt' have even called it an article...), is the Steelers "don't travel well". Has there ever been a bigger lie and jealous statement made before?
I'm almost embarrassed for other teams when i see how many Pittsburgh fans are in their stadiums on away games. Its 'cringe-inducing'. I feel sorta bad, but yet proud. We ARE the most popular team in the NFL easily by a far margin.....no doubt "america's team" (a term falsely being clinged onto from the mid-70's by Dallas)

Cape Cod Steel Head
12-12-2010, 10:46 AM
Jealousy breeds contempt!

caplovestroyp43
12-12-2010, 03:39 PM
OMG I don't know where to start on this one! Pete I almost had a heart attack; I thought YOU were the author of that piece of s hit!! Then the URL...

Bandwagon fans?? What the hell cave does he live in?!? The Steeler Nation fans are the MOST LOYAL in the NFL!! WTF is he talking about???

Ben being a douchebag. IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH!! STFU and get on with life! He served his suspension and he's trying to be a better person. What the hell more do you want?!?

I agree with your statement Pete. Wholeheartedly. He OBVIOUSLY is a bandwagon fan...hell I wouldn't even give him that much credit!!

:mad::mad::mad:

Fire Arians
12-12-2010, 03:45 PM
let em cry, music to my ears lol

steeltheone
12-12-2010, 04:03 PM
Whatever

stb_steeler
12-12-2010, 05:07 PM
GOOD, looks like Steelers and the fans are gettin under some ones skin.......Some one allways trying to be popular!

SteelCityRules
12-12-2010, 05:16 PM
I actually laughed at this. STEELERS fans, bandwagon???!!! Who is he kidding. The most ironic part is that when THEY were good, I remembered seeing a big swing in the number of people wearing Bengals stuff out here in Utah. Don't see that this year. Hmmm, wonder why? I see Steelers fans all the time, every year.

As far as the Pittsburgh accent, it's funny, I can pick out if someone has lived in Pittsburgh/WV panhandle area from a mile away. Hubby's family is from the Wheeling & Pittsburgh area, so, I got used to hearing it. lol

As for the rest, typical Cincy.

Lord of Lombardi
12-12-2010, 07:37 PM
Nation

Relax and thnk of this idiot for what he is doing.......He is paying us the ultimate compliment.

Has anyone ever seen an article like this on the Lions? How about the Sehawks? Try the Bungles? Browns? I know.......The cardinals? Nope not them either.... Wanna know why?

THEY ALL SUCK And if we did too, this dumb ass biscuit wouldn't be posting this. so I want to personnaly thank the jackwagon for noticing that we have what he never will.....success, rings, class. And now another article telling us how bad we are as an organization... He can't even fathom a class act organization....:rofl:He can guarantee that he will never see me posting on his team's board telling them how much they suck..... I will have mercy on them as I think they pretty much know more than we do.....

Quasar
12-13-2010, 10:13 AM
1. Bandwagon fans - The Steelers don't travel well. The thing is, they have "fans" all across the country. Most of these people have never even been to Pittsburgh but claim to be a Steeler fan for life. There are several reasons there are so many of these bandwagoning mouth breathers all across the country:

Not true at all! I have been to 8 Steeler road games, and we ALWAYS have a large contingent of fans. Even 2000 miles away: when I went to Phoenix in 2007, a Cardinals fan told me they had never seen so many fans from the visiting team, not even the Cowboys! And I just talked to a guy yesterday with a Steelers logo on his truck, and he told me he has been a fan since the 1970s- and I live in southern California.

That guy is very mistaken.

TRH
12-13-2010, 11:46 AM
Not true at all! I have been to 8 Steeler road games, and we ALWAYS have a large contingent of fans. Even 2000 miles away: when I went to Phoenix in 2007, a Cardinals fan told me they had never seen so many fans from the visiting team, not even the Cowboys! And I just talked to a guy yesterday with a Steelers logo on his truck, and he told me he has been a fan since the 1970s- and I live in southern California.

That guy is very mistaken.

Thats all the time at every visiting stadium. We do have the most fans around the country, i dont' think anyone's even close anymore.
When i'm down in FL, or over in the midwest, or down in the mid-Atlantic, how many Pats jersey's have i ever seen?? the answer is ZERO. I see Steeles garb everywhere.
This guy has written such a lie that it sounds like it was an attempt just to p*ss people off.