View Full Version : Rex Ryan's wife internet foot fetish video star...

tony hipchest
12-22-2010, 08:45 PM
...and they post on swingers sites? :toofunny:

how freaking embarrassing. :doh: goodell would be ashamed if he didnt have favres **** all over his cellphone and videos of michelle ryans feet on his desktop. his favorite team cant do no wrong.

all ryan had to say about it in his presser was that its "a personal matter". :chuckle:

see her vids and beaver shot in panties at link-


There's a celebrity in the foot-fetish world who posts videos with titles like "Hot Mature Sexy Feet." The videos feature a woman who looks like Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife, Michelle and, in one, a man offscreen who sounds like Rex.

A few years back, YouTube user "ihaveprettyfeet" who shares a number of personal characteristics with Michelle, though we'll get to that later made a series of videos, apparently starring herself. In them, her feet, whether in stockings or shoes or simply bare, are always prominently displayed. An attractive older blonde, "ihaveprettyfeet" became hugely popular, to the point that when YouTube banned her account for terms of service violations, devotees took to message boards to wonder where she'd gone.

Her videos have been reposted by others on YouTube, and with so many followers, it was only a matter of time before one of them happened to be a Deadspin reader, too. We received a tip from one such person that "ihaveprettyfeet" was the spitting image of Michelle Ryan, wife of maybe the most popular coach in the NFL. "At least a twin sister," the tipster said. Michelle Ryan doesn't have a twin sister, but judge for yourself.

We were told by one source that if this is Michelle Ryan, there's no way Rex knows about it. But listen closely to the voice of the cameraman. Multiple viewers, including a YouTube commenter, have observed that it sounds an awful lot like Rex. Now, we're not into feet or anything, but if that is indeed Michelle, and that is indeed Rex, well, more power to the both of them. Like many, many people out there, Rex is just in love with his wife's feet. Shit, it's almost romantic.

But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found "ihaveprettyfeet"'s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; "ihaveprettyfeet" has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was "a foot [shorter]" than her 6'4" husband; "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as 5'2". To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City "ihaveprettyfeet" listed on this swingers site. It's a couple's profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds.

We know that Michelle Ryan's far from shy, modeling for an NFL fashion lined aimed at women. We know "ihaveprettyfeet" is anything but shy. Still, her online activity petered out in mid-2009, around the time that Rex was entering the New York media spotlight. An attempt to lay low would explain her abrupt disappearance, as well as the two-year age discrepancy on her dating profile.

A lot of you will judge the Ryans over this. Please don't. Lots of Americans have bizarre tastes. Just think: There are people out there who'll cheer for the Jets.

:sofunny: it is SO her.

Atlanta Dan
12-22-2010, 09:15 PM

You beat me to it - I just came across this on Slate which linked to the Deadspin story

I guess this is clearly consensual so Rex is not in the Roethlisberger zone of a suspension, but still pretty embarrassing for a HC

Not surprisingly the National Enquirer of football sites piles on

Cornerback Darrelle Revis has spilled the beans.

“He basically came in there and said, ‘You guys might know about the situation; some of you guys might not know,’” Revis said, per Jenny Vrentas of the Newark Star-Ledger. “‘You’ll find out later on today. Right now, I feel embarrassed, but it’s something personal with me.’” ...

Here’s the real question. Would the Jets have hired him if they knew about the videos?

And then there’s this question. Did the Ravens not hire him in 2008 because they knew about the videos?


tony hipchest
12-22-2010, 09:34 PM
this is rich. its like a treasure trove of material.

And then there’s this question. Did the Ravens not hire him in 2008 because they knew about the videos?

im sure his self described profile of 5'10" 180 lbs threw them off the scent of his cybertrail. :sofunny:

12-22-2010, 10:20 PM
You know, I've seen some of the worst that the internet has to offer. Disturbing, shocking, repulsive stuff. Most of it never bothered me.

But the thought of Rex Ryan being the man behind that camera in the first video had me turning it off before I got through a full minute.

Oh, I almost forgot. :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

12-22-2010, 10:55 PM
I saw the videos... The woman looks just like his wife, if he didn't talk during the video, i'd say could just be someone that looks like her. But for there to be a video with a woman that looks exactly like his wife and to have a man in the video who sounds like Ryan, there's like a 1 and a trillion gagillion chance that isn't him...

I don't see anything wrong with it though, he has a foot fetish and he's showing people online who like that stuff.. It's not a porn site, it's youtube, maybe some are on some fetish sites. I think it's mean everyone jumps on his for fetish... everyone has their own little quirks... Like Favre sending his penis to random women he just met.

tony hipchest
12-22-2010, 11:18 PM
i agree. most people have their quirks.

the only difference is most people dont have the commissioner of a major sports league (the greatest sports league in the world, in fact) choking on them.

please roger....

please remove mrs. ryans foot, brett favres c0ck, tom bradys lovely locks, and peyton mannings long balls from your throat

12-23-2010, 12:28 AM
this is rich. its like a treasure trove of material.

im sure his self described profile of 5'10" 180 lbs threw them off the scent of his cybertrail. :sofunny:

listed on this swingers site.

swingers swap spouses. ( say that fast 3 times ) , but anyway , maybe his wife takes a "stand in" , for rex to meet other swingers ... can you imagine gettin somebody to swap for that fat tub of shit ? the husband would be like "oh yea" , the wife would be like " oh hell no" :toofunny:

tony hipchest
12-23-2010, 12:57 AM
has anyone ever seen roger goodells wife? i havent. maybe all tapes have been destroyed or are locked in a vault.

:scratchchin: perhaps she's a perfect match made in football "in europe and L.A." heaven for good ol rexy.



Fire Arians
12-23-2010, 02:31 AM
he's like he rl version of fat bastard from austin powers lol

Stu Pidasso
12-27-2010, 12:34 AM
I'd hit it.

The wife, not Rex....