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mcg24
01-18-2011, 12:24 AM
Hey guys. Today I had to write a poem off of the top of my head for English class. After sitting here with a blank stare on my face for about a half hour, the topic hit me. Write a poem about the Ravens! What better topic than the Ratbirds! So here is my poem, I'm no Walt Whitman but hopefully some of you might get a few laughs!

My name is Joe Flacco
Now I知 out of the pocket
I look like a wacko
Harrison is coming like a rocket
Now I am sacked
Wow that really hurt
My memory is black
I should have worn a skirt

My name is Ray Lewis
My lawyer was great
I look like I知 clueless
I can稚 get a date
I blame it on the offense when we fail
I知 thankful my attorney got me out of jail
I use Old Spice when I really smell
Here comes Mendenhall, get me out of this Hell!

My name is T Suggs,
I look like a goon
I could be on drugs
We lost way too soon
I celebrate a lot
We thought we were rough
It was all for naught
Man those Steelers are tough

My name is Ed Reed
I think I知 the best
Oops, there goes Mike Wallace
Now I知 really a mess
Off he goes in for the touchdown
Boy, on film I will look like a clown

My name is John Harbaugh
I coach this team
Did Ray Rice just fumble?
I need to blow off some steam
I often tend to really complain
I知 similar to the scarecrow, 的f I only had a brain

On and on goes the Ravens sad story
When will they get their return to glory?
Until then the Ravens will not make a roar
The Steeler will say to the Raven, 哲evermore Raven, Nevermore.

Buddha Bus
01-18-2011, 12:26 AM
Excellent job, mcg! :applaudit:

mcg24
01-18-2011, 12:57 AM
Hey thanks Buddha

Wallace108
01-18-2011, 12:59 AM
Good job, mcg24.
I like this:

I often tend to really complain
I知 similar to the scarecrow, 的f I only had a brain

:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
01-18-2011, 01:24 AM
Hey thanks Buddha

No, thank you for the chuckle! :drink:

Third Rail
01-18-2011, 01:25 AM
Good stuff! Love the Poe reference at the end.

Fire Arians
01-18-2011, 01:25 AM
lol that's pretty funny,i like the flacco and harbaugh ones the best

Deserei90
01-18-2011, 01:48 AM
WOW, That was great:applaudit::tt02: The Terrell Suggs one was my favorite.

mcg24
01-18-2011, 03:40 PM
Haha thanks guys. The poem was a hit in class today. I never anticipated that people who didn't even like the Steelers would enjoy it! It appears that hating the Ravens just has universal appeal!

joeyssteelcurtain
01-18-2011, 03:43 PM
I like it. Good job

fer522
01-18-2011, 03:57 PM
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL MAN
I CAN'T STOP CRYING
YOU NEED AN OSCAR A GRAMMY
OR WHATEVER THE F**K
POETS GET

mcg24
01-18-2011, 08:40 PM
Haha I don't know what it's called but it sure isn't an Oscar or a Grammy :chuckle:

mesaSteeler
01-18-2011, 08:41 PM
Excellent Well Done

harrison'samonster
01-18-2011, 08:56 PM
that's classic. I love the Poe reference at the end too

mcg24
01-19-2011, 04:21 PM
Hahaha maybe if we beat NY I'll do a Jets one. I bet I could think up plenty for a long verse on Rex Ryan!

underoath445
02-03-2011, 10:55 PM
Love it, good stuff!

steelerohio
02-03-2011, 11:44 PM
He could be a Poet lauerate.. sort of like grammy for poets kind of deal...