Darrell Revis is so....

[43Hitman]

Bad ass that once he jumped over the Great Wall of China, backwards.

[sarahpalinhater]

...Darrell Revis is SO FAST.....He once " Covered " the Bullet train from Tokyo to Osaka Japan :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

[4xSBChamps]

... to his-own wedding...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/TV%20shows/DosEquisWithCigar.jpg

[43Hitman]

fast that he once ran around the world backwards, stopped time, and had his hammy repaired.

[Fire Arians]

He's so badass I only needed tom Brady to pass for over 10 yards for my fantasy team to win... but.. but... he's revis!

[caseyviator]

i heard that revis was actually elvis in his previous life

[sarahpalinhater]

Darrell Revis is so bad....that he has another part time job as a reporter at the Daily Planet..( If you get me meanning ) :nw:

[43Hitman]

Darrell Revis is so.... awesome that JOHN KUHN wants his autograph!

[stlrtruck]

Darrell Revis is so.... awesome that JOHN KUHN wants his autograph!

:mad: sacrilige!

But I digress...

Darrell Revis is so awesome that when he writes the word "awesome" he just writes "ME"

[TurkJetFan]

everything you all have said is actually completely accurate..

except spelling his name correctly of course.

Darrelle

[cubanstogie]

everything you all have said is actually completely accurate..

except spelling his name correctly of course.

Darrelle

its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

[TurkJetFan]

its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

his father is God.

so this is not likely.

[GreeneMachine]

its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

:rofl:

[43Hitman]

Darrell is so....awesome that when that plane went down in the Hudson it was Revis that let it land safely in the water.

[chitownpit]

Fast he could`t get that last 'e' in there

[lionslicer]

Goddly, he makes Chuck Norris look like a teletubby

[43Hitman]

..is so tough he rides comets around the galaxy picking up space bitches on his days off.

[MasterOfPuppets]

so.... greedy he held out on a contract that he held out to get.

[Third Rail]

If Darrelle Revis attended the U.S. Open, it would have its name changed to the U.S. Covered.

[mcg24]

his father is God.

so this is not likely.

Isn't it funny he was thinking about sitting out this year? He doesn't give a shit about you or your team

[Third Rail]

Isn't it funny he was thinking about sitting out this year? He doesn't give a shit about you or your team

Someone needs to cover the bench.

[Dino 6 Rings]

Darrell Revis is so....depressed that he's not on the Steelers!

[caplovestroyp43]

"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

[4xSBChamps]

"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

... but he's gonna single-handedly beat the Steelers...

[TOOLofSTEEL]

Darrell Revis is so good the military hired him to intercept enemy fire.

[El Nino]

"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

not to mention hes hurting his team with how much money he's asking for. it'll just make it that much harder to win a championship in the future for them lol

[Third Rail]

"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

Heh, yeah. You know, I've always regretted not going to Pitt, but perhaps they don't place much emphasis on providing a proper education after all.