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43Hitman
01-20-2011, 03:18 PM
Bad ass that once he jumped over the Great Wall of China, backwards.

sarahpalinhater
01-20-2011, 03:22 PM
...Darrell Revis is SO FAST.....He once " Covered " the Bullet train from Tokyo to Osaka Japan :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

4xSBChamps
01-20-2011, 03:23 PM
... to his-own wedding...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/TV%20shows/DosEquisWithCigar.jpg

43Hitman
01-20-2011, 03:26 PM
fast that he once ran around the world backwards, stopped time, and had his hammy repaired.

Fire Arians
01-20-2011, 03:26 PM
He's so badass I only needed tom Brady to pass for over 10 yards for my fantasy team to win... but.. but... he's revis!

caseyviator
01-20-2011, 03:28 PM
i heard that revis was actually elvis in his previous life

sarahpalinhater
01-20-2011, 03:34 PM
Darrell Revis is so bad....that he has another part time job as a reporter at the Daily Planet..( If you get me meanning ) :nw:

43Hitman
01-20-2011, 03:38 PM
Darrell Revis is so.... awesome that JOHN KUHN wants his autograph!

stlrtruck
01-20-2011, 04:10 PM
Darrell Revis is so.... awesome that JOHN KUHN wants his autograph!

:mad: sacrilige!

But I digress...

Darrell Revis is so awesome that when he writes the word "awesome" he just writes "ME"

TurkJetFan
01-20-2011, 07:11 PM
everything you all have said is actually completely accurate..

except spelling his name correctly of course.

Darrelle

cubanstogie
01-20-2011, 07:13 PM
everything you all have said is actually completely accurate..

except spelling his name correctly of course.

Darrelle

its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

TurkJetFan
01-20-2011, 07:13 PM
its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

his father is God.

so this is not likely.

GreeneMachine
01-20-2011, 08:55 PM
its possible his parents spelled it wrong.

:rofl:

43Hitman
01-20-2011, 09:12 PM
Darrell is so....awesome that when that plane went down in the Hudson it was Revis that let it land safely in the water.

chitownpit
01-21-2011, 12:26 AM
Fast he could`t get that last 'e' in there

lionslicer
01-21-2011, 12:38 AM
Goddly, he makes Chuck Norris look like a teletubby

43Hitman
01-21-2011, 01:00 AM
..is so tough he rides comets around the galaxy picking up space bitches on his days off.

MasterOfPuppets
01-21-2011, 01:10 AM
so.... greedy he held out on a contract that he held out to get.

Third Rail
01-22-2011, 10:34 AM
If Darrelle Revis attended the U.S. Open, it would have its name changed to the U.S. Covered.

mcg24
01-22-2011, 02:43 PM
his father is God.

so this is not likely.

Isn't it funny he was thinking about sitting out this year? He doesn't give a shit about you or your team

Third Rail
01-24-2011, 02:03 AM
Isn't it funny he was thinking about sitting out this year? He doesn't give a shit about you or your team

Someone needs to cover the bench.

Dino 6 Rings
01-24-2011, 02:31 PM
Darrell Revis is so....depressed that he's not on the Steelers!

caplovestroyp43
01-24-2011, 10:55 PM
"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

4xSBChamps
01-24-2011, 10:57 PM
"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

... but he's gonna single-handedly beat the Steelers...

TOOLofSTEEL
01-24-2011, 10:59 PM
Darrell Revis is so good the military hired him to intercept enemy fire.

El Nino
01-24-2011, 11:04 PM
"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

not to mention hes hurting his team with how much money he's asking for. it'll just make it that much harder to win a championship in the future for them lol

Third Rail
01-26-2011, 12:40 PM
"This loss do hurt. It really do." That's what he said last night when he was being interviewed. Asshat doesn't even know how to speak the English language correctly!!

Heh, yeah. You know, I've always regretted not going to Pitt, but perhaps they don't place much emphasis on providing a proper education after all.