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TailgateMel
01-28-2011, 10:40 AM
:rant on:

So me and the hubby go to our local bar (attached to a bowling alley.. yes, we are class acts) after working late yesterday.

We had a couple sammiches (I had a coupon!) and a couple pitchers of beer. :drink:. and these two 20 something guys sit down at the bar across the corner from us. They had just gotten done with their league. One has a thick Boston accent.

He starts arguing with his buddy (who is obviously from around here) that Clay Matthews is the most dominant defensive player in the NFL. I'm lookin at them and the Boston Jagoff (complete with Redsox hat) says to me "let me ask her" and before I can get "Polamalu" out of my mouth he is like "yea, Polamalu, that is what a woman would say".... I say back "I'm a season ticket holder bro..." and he says "yea but, whatever you are a woman, you would say Polamalu"

Then I point out that Matthews was playing against NFC opponents, and a few other points that he actually finally agreed on.. but still insisted that Matthews is the most dominant player... which IS FINE.. Matthews is good.. it's not a far fetched idea what really made him a jagoff is that he:

a) Had that friggin totally annoying boston accent coupled with his backward red sox hat
b) Had the nerve to basically say that my opinion does not count because I am a woman.

They left after 1 beer, I told the bartender I really didn't like him.... she said he is a total dick and she refused to get him a beer the last time that he was in until he said "please" because he was totally rude with his punk a$$ attitude.

anyways :rant off: thanksforlistening. :tt:

Buddha Bus
01-28-2011, 10:59 AM
b) Had the nerve to basically say that my opinion does not count because I am a woman.

Yet he sought YOUR opinion. What a douche. Just because you gave a different opinion than his, he tried to downgrade you. If he truly thought that women's opinions were irrelevant, then why the f*ck ask for it in the first damn place?!? Typical loud-mouthed Boston fan. You should have asked him who the bigger choker was. The Tom Brady or the Boston Strangler? :chuckle:

Stlrs4Life
01-30-2011, 10:48 AM
Good job Mel!

SteelSurf
01-30-2011, 07:38 PM
Funny. One trip over to the Bleacher Report and view some of the finest sports writers there and you'll see, Bailey Brautigan,Summer Hamilton,Laura Falcon,Mimi McCann or Vicki Farrie's sports articles on varied sports subjects. All have great sports minds. All have received awards for their writing. All are very much women. And one last thing....ALL are Steeler Fans.

Wallace108
01-30-2011, 07:50 PM
Typical woman ... complain, complain, complain. :blah::blah::blah:

:sofunny:



Mel, you should have just given that douche one of these: :kick:

TailgateMel
02-01-2011, 09:07 AM
Troy wins AP Defensive player of the year

I think I might go to the bar this Thursday just to see if this Jagoff is back again....

hehehe

Buddha Bus
02-01-2011, 09:13 AM
Troy wins AP Defensive player of the year

I think I might go to the bar this Thursday just to see if this Jagoff is back again....

hehehe

:sofunny: You're so vindictive, Mel... I LOVE IT!

TailgateMel
02-01-2011, 10:12 AM
I should find an article, print it up, and save it in my purse, just for him.

hicksfan
02-01-2011, 11:10 AM
you could just spit in his food...