View Full Version : Jokes about Brett Keisel's beard

01-29-2011, 10:16 PM
I'll get us started.

Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist, behind Brett Keisel's beard is Chuck Norris!

Jesus wears a bracelet that says "What Would Brett Keisel's Beard Do?"

And so, Brett Keisel's beard said unto the Jets, "I shall take my team to the Superbowl" and
so it was.

Some states execute death-row inmates with the electric chair. In Utah, they rub a balloon on Brett Keisel's beard and touch your nose.

Brett Keisel's got 99 problems but a beard ain't one.

Stanley Kubrick plans to release an updated edition of Full Metal Jacket. The line "let me see your war face," is to be replaced by "let me see your Keisel beard!"

In Soviet Russia, Keisel's beard grows YOU!

01-29-2011, 11:48 PM

El Nino
01-30-2011, 12:01 AM

kiesel's dad whips some dude's ass on the bus

01-30-2011, 12:47 AM
He's beard is so epic it has its own Facebook page... Thats not a joke.

01-30-2011, 12:51 AM
Kiesel's wife lost her virginity to another man. Kiesel's beard went and got it back.