The Top 20 World's Thinnest Books

[Lyn]

THE TOP 20 WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS:

20 - BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19 - HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18 - MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17 - THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16 - MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Regan
15 - THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO by Madonna
12 - AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC by Amelia Earhart
11 - AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10 - DETROIT: A Travel Guide AAA publication
9 - MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8 - EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN Annonomous
7 - THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
6 - THE MEN I HAVE LOVED by Ellen de Generes
5 - MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4 - IRAQ'S WAR HEROES
3 - THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2 - MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

......... And the World's Number One Thinnest Book:

1 - Moral Insight by Bill Clinton
(with Introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

[tony hipchest]

"my life as a super bowl champ" -the autobiography of dexter manly

[Suitanim]

#4? Oh, wait...

[3 to be 4]

The Bengals: The Title Years

[tony hipchest]

"12 keys to a succesful marriage" -lisa marie
"nursury rhymes- bedtime favorites" michael jackson

[clevestinks]

Things I cannot afford - Bill Gates, classic he would still probably charge $19.95 a boojk

[melroseplace]

haha most of those are pretty funny

[pucho58]

"How to punish a cheating Husband" -Lorena Bobbitt

[HburgXL06]

"Proper English Language Pronunciation and Usage" by Stephen Hawking

"Living in a Diverse Community" by the KKK

"Clean Living" by Rick James

BuFu

[3 to be 4]

"Cool Things I havent accomplished" by Tom Brady

[Stlrs4Life]

THE TOP 20 WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS:

20 - BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19 - HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18 - MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17 - THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16 - MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Regan
15 - THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO by Madonna
12 - AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC by Amelia Earhart
11 - AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10 - DETROIT: A Travel Guide AAA publication
9 - MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8 - EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN Annonomous
7 - THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
6 - THE MEN I HAVE LOVED by Ellen de Generes
5 - MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4 - IRAQ'S WAR HEROES
3 - THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2 - MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

......... And the World's Number One Thinnest Book:

1 - Moral Insight by Bill Clinton
(with Introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson


You forgot 1-- Best Seller

HOW TO RUN, OR RUIN A COUNTRY-- By GW Bush

[MattsMe]

The virtues of humility-Chad Johnson

[tony hipchest]

"when i was thin" -rosie o'donnell

[HburgXL06]

"Marryin for Love and Youth" by Anna Nicole Smith

"The Life of an NFL Running Back" by Ricky Williams

BuFu

[MattsMe]

"In Touch With Reality"-Tom Cruise

"Bringing Home the Bacon" -Kevin Federline

[tony hipchest]

"my life as mini-me" -vern troyer
"youthful beauty tips" -keith richards
"i wanna be a cowboy" -heath ledger
"pornstars i havent slept with" -ron jeremy
"pornstars i havent wished i slept with" -howard stern
"the alphabet" -the inventor of the alphabet

[MattsMe]

"Proper English" -Tha Rock

[MasterOfPuppets]

my nfl biography-marcus vick

[3 to be 4]

"Graciousness" - Mike Holmgen

[pucho58]

The Art of Crying -by the Seahawks

[Blitzburgh55]

People I like- Terrel Ownes
Things i havent F***ed -Palmea Anderson

[shimmysteelerfan]

my trips to the super bowl- peyton manning

[3 to be 4]

my trips to the super bowl- peyton manning



A Family Tradition of Winning

- The Mannings

[Hammer67]

"Beam me up: A Trekkie's guide to Great Sex." :grin:

[tony hipchest]

"Beam me up: A Trekkie's guide to Great Sex." :grin:

:sofunny:

[MattsMe]

The Art of Crying -by the Seahawks

I think that would make the list of world's thickest books.

But how about:

"My life of sobriety" - Robert Downey Jr., co-authored by celebrities too numerous to mention.

[tony hipchest]

do matchbooks count?

i got one from a 7-11 the other day and it fit nicely into my back pocket.

[3 to be 4]

"Young Boys Who Never Did it to Ginger or MaryAnn"

[tony hipchest]

"Young Boys Who Never Did it to Ginger or MaryAnn"

disgusting. that show was in black n white. not color. who can spank it to something not in color?

[MattsMe]

How about this guy's "little black book."

http://www.avirginsplea.com/geoff_face.jpg

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=6980&highlight=virgin

[tony hipchest]

How about this guy's "little black book."

http://www.avirginsplea.com/geoff_face.jpg

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=6980&highlight=virgin
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

[3 to be 4]

disgusting. that show was in black n white. not color. who can spank it to something not in color?


I beg to differ. the first year was in black and white. after that it was in color.
1966. 4 years old.
for you people out there who think a little kid cant, well, you know.......until hes 11 or 12,
let me tell you..................

*ok, i'll have to repent all this later.

[tony hipchest]

I beg to differ. the first year was in black and white. after that it was in color.
.

oh. maybe it was just my t.v. in black and white then. :dang: you mean i coulda been adjusting my antenna that many years sooner???? :dang:

[MattsMe]

oh. maybe it was just my t.v. in black and white then. :dang: you mean i coulda been adjusting my antenna that many years sooner???? :dang:

:sofunny: I was told I could "adjust my antenna" using tin foil...man those edges are sharp!!

[HburgXL06]

:sofunny: I was told I could "adjust my antenna" using tin foil...man those edges are sharp!!

Oww! You just hurt me by havin me think of that!

BuFu

[3 to be 4]

ahh. the years before cable. if someone walked by the tv and the picture cleared up, that person had to stand there.

of course if someone was right there i couldnt wank off to Mary Ann.

[Blitzburgh55]

TDs i have aginst the steelers-Chad Johnson
Plays i played in the playoffs-Carson Plamer