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Lyn
05-08-2006, 06:37 PM
THE TOP 20 WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS:

20 - BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19 - HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18 - MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17 - THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16 - MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Regan
15 - THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO by Madonna
12 - AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC by Amelia Earhart
11 - AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10 - DETROIT: A Travel Guide AAA publication
9 - MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8 - EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN Annonomous
7 - THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
6 - THE MEN I HAVE LOVED by Ellen de Generes
5 - MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4 - IRAQ'S WAR HEROES
3 - THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2 - MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

......... And the World's Number One Thinnest Book:

1 - Moral Insight by Bill Clinton
(with Introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

tony hipchest
05-08-2006, 06:43 PM
"my life as a super bowl champ" -the autobiography of dexter manly

Suitanim
05-08-2006, 06:51 PM
#4? Oh, wait...

3 to be 4
05-08-2006, 07:02 PM
The Bengals: The Title Years

tony hipchest
05-08-2006, 07:27 PM
"12 keys to a succesful marriage" -lisa marie
"nursury rhymes- bedtime favorites" michael jackson

clevestinks
05-08-2006, 08:06 PM
Things I cannot afford - Bill Gates, classic he would still probably charge $19.95 a boojk

melroseplace
05-08-2006, 08:14 PM
haha most of those are pretty funny

pucho58
05-08-2006, 08:39 PM
"How to punish a cheating Husband" -Lorena Bobbitt

HburgXL06
05-08-2006, 08:51 PM
"Proper English Language Pronunciation and Usage" by Stephen Hawking

"Living in a Diverse Community" by the KKK

"Clean Living" by Rick James

BuFu

3 to be 4
05-08-2006, 10:43 PM
"Cool Things I havent accomplished" by Tom Brady

Stlrs4Life
05-08-2006, 11:03 PM
THE TOP 20 WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS:

20 - BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19 - HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18 - MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17 - THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16 - MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Regan
15 - THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13 - THINGS I WOULD NOT DO by Madonna
12 - AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC by Amelia Earhart
11 - AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10 - DETROIT: A Travel Guide AAA publication
9 - MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8 - EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN Annonomous
7 - THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
6 - THE MEN I HAVE LOVED by Ellen de Generes
5 - MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4 - IRAQ'S WAR HEROES
3 - THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2 - MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J.Simpson

......... And the World's Number One Thinnest Book:

1 - Moral Insight by Bill Clinton
(with Introduction by the Rev. Jesse Jackson


You forgot 1-- Best Seller

HOW TO RUN, OR RUIN A COUNTRY-- By GW Bush

MattsMe
05-08-2006, 11:08 PM
The virtues of humility-Chad Johnson

tony hipchest
05-08-2006, 11:14 PM
"when i was thin" -rosie o'donnell

HburgXL06
05-09-2006, 12:02 AM
"Marryin for Love and Youth" by Anna Nicole Smith

"The Life of an NFL Running Back" by Ricky Williams

BuFu

MattsMe
05-09-2006, 12:04 AM
"In Touch With Reality"-Tom Cruise

"Bringing Home the Bacon" -Kevin Federline

tony hipchest
05-09-2006, 12:35 AM
"my life as mini-me" -vern troyer
"youthful beauty tips" -keith richards
"i wanna be a cowboy" -heath ledger
"pornstars i havent slept with" -ron jeremy
"pornstars i havent wished i slept with" -howard stern
"the alphabet" -the inventor of the alphabet

MattsMe
05-09-2006, 01:32 AM
"Proper English" -Tha Rock

MasterOfPuppets
05-09-2006, 03:32 AM
my nfl biography-marcus vick

3 to be 4
05-09-2006, 06:29 AM
"Graciousness" - Mike Holmgen

pucho58
05-09-2006, 07:31 AM
The Art of Crying -by the Seahawks

Blitzburgh55
05-09-2006, 04:09 PM
People I like- Terrel Ownes
Things i havent F***ed -Palmea Anderson

shimmysteelerfan
05-09-2006, 04:13 PM
my trips to the super bowl- peyton manning

3 to be 4
05-09-2006, 06:07 PM
my trips to the super bowl- peyton manning



A Family Tradition of Winning

- The Mannings

Hammer67
05-09-2006, 06:20 PM
"Beam me up: A Trekkie's guide to Great Sex." :grin:

tony hipchest
05-09-2006, 06:33 PM
"Beam me up: A Trekkie's guide to Great Sex." :grin:

:sofunny:

MattsMe
05-09-2006, 11:41 PM
The Art of Crying -by the Seahawks

I think that would make the list of world's thickest books.

But how about:

"My life of sobriety" - Robert Downey Jr., co-authored by celebrities too numerous to mention.

tony hipchest
05-09-2006, 11:43 PM
do matchbooks count?

i got one from a 7-11 the other day and it fit nicely into my back pocket.

3 to be 4
05-09-2006, 11:47 PM
"Young Boys Who Never Did it to Ginger or MaryAnn"

tony hipchest
05-09-2006, 11:49 PM
"Young Boys Who Never Did it to Ginger or MaryAnn"

disgusting. that show was in black n white. not color. who can spank it to something not in color?

MattsMe
05-09-2006, 11:50 PM
How about this guy's "little black book."

http://www.avirginsplea.com/geoff_face.jpg

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=6980&highlight=virgin

tony hipchest
05-09-2006, 11:51 PM
How about this guy's "little black book."

http://www.avirginsplea.com/geoff_face.jpg

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=6980&highlight=virgin
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

3 to be 4
05-10-2006, 12:09 AM
disgusting. that show was in black n white. not color. who can spank it to something not in color?


I beg to differ. the first year was in black and white. after that it was in color.
1966. 4 years old.
for you people out there who think a little kid cant, well, you know.......until hes 11 or 12,
let me tell you..................

*ok, i'll have to repent all this later.

tony hipchest
05-10-2006, 12:19 AM
I beg to differ. the first year was in black and white. after that it was in color.
.

oh. maybe it was just my t.v. in black and white then. :dang: you mean i coulda been adjusting my antenna that many years sooner???? :dang:

MattsMe
05-10-2006, 12:28 AM
oh. maybe it was just my t.v. in black and white then. :dang: you mean i coulda been adjusting my antenna that many years sooner???? :dang:

:sofunny: I was told I could "adjust my antenna" using tin foil...man those edges are sharp!!

HburgXL06
05-10-2006, 01:51 AM
:sofunny: I was told I could "adjust my antenna" using tin foil...man those edges are sharp!!

Oww! You just hurt me by havin me think of that!

BuFu

3 to be 4
05-10-2006, 06:35 AM
ahh. the years before cable. if someone walked by the tv and the picture cleared up, that person had to stand there.

of course if someone was right there i couldnt wank off to Mary Ann.

Blitzburgh55
05-11-2006, 09:55 PM
TDs i have aginst the steelers-Chad Johnson
Plays i played in the playoffs-Carson Plamer