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Suitanim
05-08-2006, 08:31 PM
"Yo yo yo...shoot this shot quick, I'm rollin' with my ballaz...

"No...seriously...snap the shot quick...If Brittany comes home and see's me standing on her car...dude, I don't want to have to sleep at the Motel 6 for a month again!"

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/341287/kfed-on-car.jpg

HburgXL06
05-08-2006, 08:56 PM
How bout the fact that the car has no license plate. Does that mean that it's stolen or that it's Britney's and not his. I'm just waitin for someone like Suge Knight to come out of nowhere and jump his "Motherf*cker what the f*ck you doin on my godd*mn car you lil b*tch!" Haha.

BuFu

Edit: Standin on your car don't make you gangsta, it makes you a dumbass! No real G would stand on his car and risk ruinin the roof or paint job.

MattsMe
05-09-2006, 01:15 AM
"No...seriously...snap the shot quick...If Brittany comes home and see's me standing on her car...dude, I don't want to have to sleep at the Motel 6 for a month again!"

:rofl: I can't top that one, you win.

Ambridge
05-09-2006, 10:51 AM
"Hey Brit!!" ......"Check it out". "The baby is strapped down in a car seat in the back of my new Maserati that I bought with your money."
"My personlized tag of "Freeloadr" should be arriving any day now".

j-dawg
05-09-2006, 12:02 PM
i'm glad his boy to the left is flashing a west side sign... i'd never had guessed they were in southern california... pictures are known to say a thousand words, this ones been struck dumb.

SteelerzGirl
05-09-2006, 12:17 PM
Rumor has it that Britney is pregnant again and she?s not happy about it because she wanted to get back in shape and go on tour. Well, gee? Then she probably should have taken precautions not to get pregnant again so soon. She?s a twit, but I?m hoping she wises up someday and divorces K-Fed. Then this loser can change his name to Fed-Ex. :sofunny:

HburgXL06
05-09-2006, 12:21 PM
K-Fed: "See?! I do know black people! I'm ghetto! They let me stand on someone's car! Am I ghetto now?"

BuFu

MattsMe
05-10-2006, 12:53 AM
Meanwhile, his wife's becoming white trash:

http://teamgsb.com/celebpics/trash103.jpg

http://teamgsb.com/celebpics/trash104.jpg

I won't begin to speculate as to what's on her face. I'll just pretend it's acne medication.

HburgXL06
05-10-2006, 01:47 AM
::barf:: Oh my God she looks bad. What happened to the sweet Britney I got a hard on for when I saw her album cover when I was 12? I can't stand how Hollywood seems to take young and sweet girls that are full of potential and turn them into drug addicted party hoes (Christina, Lindsay, Hilary, Olsens). It's a shame that these girls think that they have to do all this shit so people will approve of them.

BuFu

Tha rock
05-10-2006, 03:18 AM
i'm glad his boy to the left is flashing a west side sign... i'd never had guessed they were in southern california... pictures are known to say a thousand words, this ones been struck dumb.



there in the bay area

SteelerzGirl
05-10-2006, 08:12 PM
Meanwhile, his wife's becoming white trash:

http://teamgsb.com/celebpics/trash103.jpg

http://teamgsb.com/celebpics/trash104.jpg

I won't begin to speculate as to what's on her face. I'll just pretend it's acne medication.

Where have you been? Britney's been white trash for quite some time now. I don't even want to know what that is on her face either...(lol). Nasty...

With Britney being pregnant once again, this will be K-Fertileline's 4th child. He also has two children w/Shar Jackson, whom he left while she was pregnant with their 2nd child for Brit. Nice guy, huh? In the 5/15/06 issue of US Weekly, upon receiving the news that Brit was pregnant once again, Shar stated, "I wish Kevin and Britney the best of luck on their news. I hope they are able to effectively juggle their careers, marriage and expanding family while trying to keep their children protected from the ongoing media attention. My gift to them will be a new car seat! Best wishes."

:sofunny: