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siss
02-10-2011, 01:17 PM
I think we need to have a little fun and laugh some. Im tired of being depressed! So lets say there is going to be a movie about the last year of the steelers.

We need to cast it. Who plays Ben (my vote is Gerard Butler)? Who plays Miss DTF (I got Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan)? How about Goodell (James Woods)? We need to Cast Troy, Hines, James and Keisel and at least the rest of the starters. If other players are not cast they will just have extra's. Oh and Lebeau and Arians (that should be interesting).

Oh and Tomlin is played by Omar Epps!

Oh and what is the name of the movie?

Anyway lets have fun with this, not take it seriously at all, and laugh a little.

GMU Steeler
02-10-2011, 01:23 PM
Yukon Corneilus from Rankin Bass's Rudolph the Reindeer as Keisel. :chuckle:

StainlessStill
02-10-2011, 01:28 PM
It's not even close who Ben should be. Will Ferrell for Ben Roethlisberger, the late Bernie Mac for Tomlin and The Sex and the City crew for that bimbo and her groupies!

The movie would be called: 50 first accusations.

saveus1011
02-10-2011, 01:37 PM
I'll eventually do a movie on the Steelers.

4xSBChamps
02-10-2011, 01:38 PM
I've always thought that Robert Duvall looks-like Terry Bradshaw, so can do the pre-game predictions

siss
02-10-2011, 01:44 PM
Robert Duval would be a perfect Terry Bradshaw!

stb_steeler
02-10-2011, 01:45 PM
We all know how hollywood changes the themes to the real life happenings, so if they did a story with Ben in it we prolly wouldnt like the out come. He'd be portayed as rich athlete and a woman chaser and to add some fizz to the movie they'd prolly throw in some court seens as well.......I can see it on Lifetime now! :wink02:

tube517
02-10-2011, 01:46 PM
Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin
Yukon Jack as Keisel
Montel Williams as Hines Ward
Chris Tucker as Ryan Clark
Afa or Sika (either of The Samoans) as Chris Kemoeatu
The Rock as Maurkice Pouncey
Nelly as Antonio Brown
Larry the Cable Guy as Chris Hoke

4xSBChamps
02-10-2011, 01:52 PM
Who plays Miss DTF ( Lindsay Lohan)?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/football/LindsayLohan-DTF.jpg

Kip Winger will play the role of Mark Sanchez, when questioned by Ms. Goodell if Roethlisberger signed a jersey for him

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/football/KipWinger-MarkSanchez.jpg

"... she's only seventeen..."

MDSteel15
02-10-2011, 01:55 PM
I've always thought that Robert Duvall looks-like Terry Bradshaw, so can do the pre-game predictions

Hell, Bradshaw could play Bradshaw! He hasn't changed in 30 years!

MDSteel15
02-10-2011, 01:58 PM
Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin
Yukon Jack as Keisel
Montel Williams as Hines Ward
Chris Tucker as Ryan Clark
Afa or Sika (either of The Samoans) as Chris Kemoeatu
The Rock as Maurkice Pouncey
Nelly as Antonio Brown
Larry the Cable Guy as Chris Hoke

If he hadn't died, Peter Doyle could have played Aaron Smith! He played Frankenstein in the Mel Brook's version!!

siss
02-10-2011, 02:00 PM
We all know how hollywood changes the themes to the real life happenings, so if they did a story with Ben in it we prolly wouldnt like the out come. He'd be portayed as rich athlete and a woman chaser and to add some fizz to the movie they'd prolly throw in some court seens as well.......I can see it on Lifetime now! :wink02:

Oh Hollywood likes a feel good story. So Ben would start out as the troubled playboy athlete who gets in trouble (but deep down has a heart of gold) in Georgia and is suspended. The first 10 minutes of the movie covers everything in Georgia and him getting suspended including the media lynching. The next hour covers how he changes his life, meets the future mrs and bonds with his teammates to have them come together in training camp. The last 1.5 covers the season (including the fines, the injuries etc) the super bowl and the ultimate understanding that even though they didn't win the big game, they gained so much more.

It'll win an oscar!

tube517
02-10-2011, 02:03 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/football/LindsayLohan-DTF.jpg

Kip Winger will play the role of Mark Sanchez, when questioned by Ms. Goodell if Roethlisberger signed a jersey for him

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/football/KipWinger-MarkSanchez.jpg

"... she's only seventeen..."

ebsteelers
02-10-2011, 02:33 PM
i'll play the white version of lamarr woodley, hes my favorite player.. plus i just did his sack celebration at work... gotta count for something

4xSBChamps
02-10-2011, 03:49 PM
Oh Hollywood likes a feel good story. So Ben would start out as the troubled playboy athlete who gets in trouble (but deep down has a heart of gold) in Georgia and is suspended. The first 10 minutes of the movie covers everything in Georgia and him getting suspended including the media lynching. The next hour covers how he changes his life, meets the future mrs and bonds with his teammates to have them come together in training camp. The last 1.5 covers the season (including the fines, the injuries etc) the super bowl and the ultimate understanding that even though they didn't win the big game, they gained so much more.

It'll win an oscar!

if this was to be televised on Lifetime, Oxygen, or another short-haired, flat-shoed / women's network, the story-line would be something like this

*******

Roethlisberger is a schmuck, and like most men, he always has-been, having his first sexual encounter at age 13, when he was seduced by his 7th grade female math teacher, her third such offense against young boys:
despite the teacher admitting that she propositioned him, Roethlisberger is kicked-off his Little League team when he fails to sign his-own name onto his-own baseball glove

< fast-forward 15 years, to the curent court proceedings against Roethlisberger >

under cross-examination, Ms DTF changes her story several times, and although her council advises her against it, she winks & requests a 'private-meeting in the Judge's Chambers', with the judge, played by Michael Nouri of 'Flashdance' fame

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Glensgages/movies/MichaelNouri.jpg

she also asks that the Judge 'station his baliffs outside the Chamber's door, for privac... er... protection...'

once in the Judge's Chambers, a sobbing Ms. DTF explains about her troubled childhood and growing-up in an above-middle-class home, not having her-own TV until she was 14, then, in intimate detail, repeatedly shows the Judge how the encounter went-down, complaining about Roethlisberger's performance, and then shows the Judge the various acts that Roethlisberger WOULDN'T engage in with her, involving a trombone, jumper-cables, and a chicken

after sharing a cigarette and a shower, the pair return to the court-room, where the Judge calls court to order, finds Roethlisberger guilty, sentences him to hang, then awards Ms. DTF 1/5 ownership of the Steeler franchise:
realizing they are wearing each-other's underwear during the sentencing process, Ms. DTF and the Judge decide to get-married, with Ms. Goodell (wearing a Cheatriot jersey) acting as maid-of-honor upon returning from the Super Bowl, played in Paris

in the flick's final scene, the Judge & Ms. DTF consumate their marriage that evening on top of Roethlisberger's grave, complete with trombone, jumper-cables, and a chicken, as Kenny G plays a saxaphone in the distance:
Ms. Goodell hides behind the tombstone, secretly watching to make-sure the newlyweds don't bump-heads while engaged in the throes of passion, less they be fined $50,000

< THE END >

El Nino
02-10-2011, 04:05 PM
http://btr.michaelkwan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/officespace-milton.jpg

bruce arians

StainlessStill
02-10-2011, 04:35 PM
I was thinking Lindsey Lohan as the bimbo as well! Great work.

Lloyd Christmas as Bruce Arians.

http://images.hollywood.com/site/lloyd_christmas.jpg


Hail Marry when we get in the redzone and if we don't get it, punt on 2nd down, Harry!"

bornaSteelersfan
02-10-2011, 05:15 PM
To do the movie correctly, it wouldn't be a drama, it would be a comedy. Yes, Will Ferrell will be cast as Ben, Anna Faris as DTF (from Scary Movie fame), Bernie Mac as Tomlin. The Rock has to play Polamalu (seeing him with that wig would be hysterical). Zachary Levi could be Aaron Rodgers. Brandon T. Jackson as Hines Ward. Rowan Atkinson could play Arians. We have to cast Paul Hogan as Dick LeBeau. No matter what though, the ending must be changed.

siss
02-10-2011, 10:31 PM
To do the movie correctly, it wouldn't be a drama, it would be a comedy. Yes, Will Ferrell will be cast as Ben, Anna Faris as DTF (from Scary Movie fame), Bernie Mac as Tomlin. The Rock has to play Polamalu (seeing him with that wig would be hysterical). Zachary Levi could be Aaron Rodgers. Brandon T. Jackson as Hines Ward. Rowan Atkinson could play Arians. We have to cast Paul Hogan as Dick LeBeau. No matter what though, the ending must be changed.

Bernie Mac is dead! Only Omar Epps is cool enough to be Tomlin.

bornaSteelersfan
02-10-2011, 11:16 PM
OK, agreed, Omar Epps is perfect. Billy Gardell as Doug Legursky (Billy is from Pittsburgh). Kevin Hart as Mendenhall. Seth Rogan as Heath Miller. Derek Luke as Mike Wallace. What do you think?

tube517
02-10-2011, 11:35 PM
Does Arians have a red stapler?:rofl:

http://btr.michaelkwan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/officespace-milton.jpg

bruce arians

siss
02-10-2011, 11:39 PM
Woody Harelson as Heath.

Kanata-Steeler
02-11-2011, 05:01 AM
...on a comic relief approach:

Ben -> Will Ferrell, Or Rob Wells - (played Ricky from Trailer Park Boys :)
Tomlin -> Forest Whittaker (give Tomlin a couple more years)
Hines Ward -> Jackie Chan
James Harrison -> Ving Rhames
Dick LeBeau -> Keith Richards (...both the same age)
Bruce Ariens -> Ned Beatty ("...squeal like a pig !...")

...can't think of anymore right now -or maybe I shouldn't haha.

GMU Steeler
02-11-2011, 08:23 AM
Michael Caine for Lebeau. Heck Lebeau even was a double for him apparently in a movie in the early 70's. You have to have Omar Epps play Tomlin. Papa Smurf will in animated form play Arians though my brothers think our Dad kinda looks like Arians.

LW56
02-11-2011, 09:27 AM
Cabbage Patch doll as Casey Hampton.

http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/258/cabbage2.jpg

Fire Arians
02-11-2011, 09:36 AM
Does Arians have a red stapler?:rofl:

no but he's fat, stupid, and can single handedly burn our organization to the ground :(

and he's the one guy we can never seem to get rid of no matter what we do. milton would be an accurate representation of arians lol.

4xSBChamps
02-11-2011, 09:52 AM
... he's fat, stupid, and can single handedly burn our organization to the ground...

... Mrs. O'Leary's cow???

Stu Pidasso
02-11-2011, 11:25 AM
Shaun Suisham:

http://photos.upi.com/view/b7a67772e51a66019d8baccdfa765a0f/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Shaun-Suisham-Kicks-35-Yard-Field-Goal-in-Pittsburgh.jpg



Will be played by....



STIFFLER!!!

http://images.extraguy.com/uploads/stiffler_111010.jpg

Stu Pidasso
02-11-2011, 01:06 PM
Lawrence Fishburn as James Farrior:

http://steelerstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/james-farrior.jpg

http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/13/230x306/13793_laurence-fishburne-enjoys-the-festivals-opening-night.jpg

Set-Man
02-11-2011, 01:51 PM
Does Arians have a red stapler?:rofl:

That's awesome man. that is one of my favorite movies, a cult-classic.

BA needs a red clipboard. But them I'd be afraid he would torch the Steelers complex when he was fired.

LW56
02-11-2011, 06:30 PM
Richard Kiel as Aaron Smith

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4035/jaws2n.jpg


http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4818/aaronp.jpg

PhantomJB93
02-11-2011, 06:40 PM
Ben - Will Ferrell
Tomlin - Omar Epps (who else?)
James Harrison - Samuel L Jackson
Lamarr Woodley - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Ryan Clark - Chris Rock

Stu Pidasso
02-11-2011, 09:55 PM
OMG OMG OMG I got the perfect guy to play Troy! AND he has acting experience!


Troy: http://cdn.everyjoe.com/files/2009/09/troy-polamalu.jpg



WEIRD AL!!! http://www.starwars.com/community/news/rocks/img/20061027_1_bg.jpg

wootawnee
02-12-2011, 11:55 AM
Tiny Lister as Harrison.....The Original "Debo"......."That's my bike Punk!.......




http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tommy-lister-debo.jpg

http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f195bd88834011570924b14970b-800wi

NCBlackWolf
02-12-2011, 12:02 PM
Richard Kiel as Aaron Smith

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4035/jaws2n.jpg


http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4818/aaronp.jpg

That's funny stuff.