LW56
02-16-2011, 09:03 AM
One day it came to my attention how Stainland and Cincishitty were alike in so many ways. I decided to compile a list and I came up with more similarities than I thought I would. I think I have it about covered, but feel free to add if you can come up with any more!
Both teams' daddy is Paul Brown (founder).
Both teams initals are CB.
Both have been perennial losers the last two decades.
"Bungle" and "Clown" are virtually the same thing.
Both have had 5 or more coaches since 1990.
Two (head) coaches coached both teams...Forrest Gregg and Paul Brown.
Both are Ohio cities at opposite ends of the state that border polluted waterfronts.
Both hate the Steelers but both wish they were like the Steelers.
Both are the Steelers beyotches.
Both had idiot fans run out onto the field during a game. (Cin.vs GB, and Cle vs. Pitt)
Fans from both fanbases filed lawsuits against their teams owners...the Bengals for sucking and the Browns for moving.
Both have/had owners despised by their fanbase.
Each have had 2 head coaches that have won Superbowls elsewhere...Belichick(Giants/Pats), Crennell(Pats)....Lebeau(Steelers), Lewis(Ravens), but have failed with the Clowns and Bungles.
Both wear orange, and both uniforms remind us of Halloween...the Bungles orange and black, and the Clowns helmets resemble pumpkins.
Both teams rated 1 and 2 in this fan poll for having the ugliest uni's in the NFL
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/9270605/
Neither team knows what their logo is...for the Bengals is it the tiger face, the leaping tiger, or the "B" with the tiger stripes? ...for the Browns is it the orange helmet, the "B", the stupid elf, or the dog face?
Both were expansion teams. Bengals in 1968, Clowns in 1999.
Both fan bases make stupid animal sounds..."Growl Grow" and "Woof Woof".
Fans of both teams wear bags on their head.
Each has won nearly the same amount of division titles since '70... Browns 6, Bengals 7.
Each team has nearly the same amount of playoff appearances since 1990... Browns with 2 and the Bengals with 3.
Each has beaten the other nearly the same amount of times. Bungles lead 39-36.
These teams have 2 of the most stupid gimmicks in the NFL. (cheeseheads is #3 IMO) The question "Who Dey" (gonna beat dem Bengals) got answered 12 times last season..
...and dogs have owners, and the Steelers own the Browns.... along with the 11 teams that owned them last season. Not are they always the underDOG, but only in Cleveland is it fitting they call themselves toilet water drinking, butt hole sniffing, genitalia licking dogs.
Fans of both noted for throwing objects onto the field...Cleveland and their beer bottles, Cincy and their snowballs...which prompted the Sam Wysche “you don't live in Cleveland” speech.
Neither team has won a Super Bowl.
Both teams' daddy is Paul Brown (founder).
Both teams initals are CB.
Both have been perennial losers the last two decades.
"Bungle" and "Clown" are virtually the same thing.
Both have had 5 or more coaches since 1990.
Two (head) coaches coached both teams...Forrest Gregg and Paul Brown.
Both are Ohio cities at opposite ends of the state that border polluted waterfronts.
Both hate the Steelers but both wish they were like the Steelers.
Both are the Steelers beyotches.
Both had idiot fans run out onto the field during a game. (Cin.vs GB, and Cle vs. Pitt)
Fans from both fanbases filed lawsuits against their teams owners...the Bengals for sucking and the Browns for moving.
Both have/had owners despised by their fanbase.
Each have had 2 head coaches that have won Superbowls elsewhere...Belichick(Giants/Pats), Crennell(Pats)....Lebeau(Steelers), Lewis(Ravens), but have failed with the Clowns and Bungles.
Both wear orange, and both uniforms remind us of Halloween...the Bungles orange and black, and the Clowns helmets resemble pumpkins.
Both teams rated 1 and 2 in this fan poll for having the ugliest uni's in the NFL
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/9270605/
Neither team knows what their logo is...for the Bengals is it the tiger face, the leaping tiger, or the "B" with the tiger stripes? ...for the Browns is it the orange helmet, the "B", the stupid elf, or the dog face?
Both were expansion teams. Bengals in 1968, Clowns in 1999.
Both fan bases make stupid animal sounds..."Growl Grow" and "Woof Woof".
Fans of both teams wear bags on their head.
Each has won nearly the same amount of division titles since '70... Browns 6, Bengals 7.
Each team has nearly the same amount of playoff appearances since 1990... Browns with 2 and the Bengals with 3.
Each has beaten the other nearly the same amount of times. Bungles lead 39-36.
These teams have 2 of the most stupid gimmicks in the NFL. (cheeseheads is #3 IMO) The question "Who Dey" (gonna beat dem Bengals) got answered 12 times last season..
...and dogs have owners, and the Steelers own the Browns.... along with the 11 teams that owned them last season. Not are they always the underDOG, but only in Cleveland is it fitting they call themselves toilet water drinking, butt hole sniffing, genitalia licking dogs.
Fans of both noted for throwing objects onto the field...Cleveland and their beer bottles, Cincy and their snowballs...which prompted the Sam Wysche “you don't live in Cleveland” speech.
Neither team has won a Super Bowl.