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Wallace108
02-26-2011, 12:43 AM
I like odd news. There's some strange people out there. I'll start with this ...

LONDON (AP) - Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert - ice cream made with human breast milk.

Trendy London ice cream parlor The Icecreamists said its "Baby Gaga" ice cream sold out as soon as it launched Friday.

The company paid women who responded to an online ad to donate their breast milk. The milk - which the company said was screened in line with blood donor requirements - is then pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest. The dish comes in a martini glass and sells for 14 pounds ($22.50) each.

Some may be repulsed by the idea but Matt O'Connor, who owns the company, told the BBC that the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural."

"It's good enough for our kids, good enough for our ice cream," he said.

There are no specific laws in Britain prohibiting businesses from selling human milk products, the Food Standards Agency said, although they must comply with general food safety laws to ensure the product is safe for consumption.

Victoria Hiley donated the first batches of milk, earning 15 pounds ($24) per every 10 ounces (283 grams), the BBC reported.

About a dozen other women have signed up to donate more, O'Connor said.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110225/D9LK1HVG0.html

tony hipchest
02-26-2011, 01:00 AM
when do they start producing a jizz ice cream?

for that type of scrilla, i'd quit my day job. :jerkit:

(how many ounces are in a quart?)

Wallace108
02-26-2011, 01:10 AM
when do they start producing a jizz ice cream?

for that type of scrilla, i'd quit my day job. :jerkit:

(how many ounces are in a quart?)

:toofunny:

Sorry, Hipchest. Looks like someone beat ya to it ... sort of ...

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —A New Mexico man who was arrested for handing out semen filled yogurt samples, could face federal charges after investigators matched his DNA to the semen found at an Albuquerque Sunflower Market, the Associated Press reported Thursday.

Police first responded to a 911 call at the Albuquerque grocery store on Jan. 26 after a woman spat out a yogurt sample she was given from a store employee that she thought was a bodily fluid. Unfortunately, her hunch turned out to be right.

Police said 31-year-old Anthony Garcia was booked on an unrelated warrant for criminal sexual contact of a minor. Albuquerque police said more charges are expected to be filed as early as next week.

Authorities said Garcia offered a female customer a sample of what he said was Greek yogurt, suspicious of its content, the woman called the police. Investigators were able to match Garcia’s DNA to that of the yogurt sample and now Garcia may face a battery charge.

Trish Hoffman, of the Albuquerque Police Department said, “(We) have never dealt with a case like this in all the years (that) I’ve been in law enforcement. It’s horrific. It’s horrific for the victim,”

Most consumers worry about finding a hair in their food or worse, spit, but no one realistically expects a man to hand out his goo at a grocery store. Imagine that was your mother taking that sample.

Since reports of the tainted yogurt have been released, more women have come forward claiming that they were given samples, too. Some claims even date back to December; however, there’s no way to prove that they were victims as well, police say.

http://dailyscene.com/store-sampled-yogurt-laced-with-semen-clerk-arrested/

SteelersinCA
02-26-2011, 03:39 PM
Don't you know Tony lives in NM????? You don't see the connection?

SteelCityMom
02-26-2011, 04:10 PM
Don't you know Tony lives in NM????? You don't see the connection?

Anthony Garcia

You're not the only one who sees the connection. :chuckle:

What a perv. :sofunny:

tony hipchest
02-26-2011, 04:37 PM
Anthony Garcia

heh... one of my many aliases :sly:

damn wally. im disappointed you would underestimate me when all the clues were there-

tony from new mexico aka

"hipcheese" i.e. groin yougurt, loin sauce, man mayo, baby gravy. :noidea:

and here i been giving away all my shit for free. :doh:

Wallace108
02-26-2011, 09:07 PM
Don't you know Tony lives in NM????? You don't see the connection?

You're not the only one who sees the connection. :chuckle:

What a perv. :sofunny:

damn wally. im disappointed you would underestimate me when all the clues were there-

Too much blood in the alcohol system again. :banging:

But tony isn't the only one in the news ... it looks like Buddha's been busy as well. :chuckle:
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Police arrested a man who allegedly caused quite a disturbance earlier this week when he urinated on food inside a Kroger grocery store in North Little Rock, Ark.

The incident happened Tuesday night and ended with Jerry Patterson, 58, of North Little Rock, in jail. Police say he was drunk at the time.

Kroger managers told officers the man urinated on $500 worth of chicken and also ate a large package of ham, according to the incident report.

Patterson is charged with public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief.

Police were called to the store to investigate a report of a drunk man who was being verbally aggressive with store workers.

Patterson was reported by officers to have been unsteady on his feet, smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes when they arrived on the scene.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41764655/ns/local_news-little_rock_ar/

caplovestroyp43
02-26-2011, 10:34 PM
heh... one of my many aliases :sly:

damn wally. im disappointed you would underestimate me when all the clues were there-

tony from new mexico aka

"hipcheese" i.e. groin yougurt, loin sauce, man mayo, baby gravy. :noidea:

and here i been giving away all my shit for free. :doh:

Hey Hip One, you left out "Pootang Pie" and "Strudel." Yes I am a Rock fan!!!!!

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

caplovestroyp43
02-26-2011, 10:37 PM
[QUOTE=Wallace108;923225]I like odd news. There's some strange people out there. I'll start with this ...

LONDON (AP) - Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert - ice cream made with human breast milk.

Trendy London ice cream parlor The Icecreamists said its "Baby Gaga" ice cream sold out as soon as it launched Friday.

The company paid women who responded to an online ad to donate their breast milk. The milk - which the company said was screened in line with blood donor requirements - is then pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest. The dish comes in a martini glass and sells for 14 pounds ($22.50) each.

Some may be repulsed by the idea but Matt O'Connor, who owns the company, told the BBC that the product is "organic, free-range and totally natural."

"It's good enough for our kids, good enough for our ice cream," he said.

There are no specific laws in Britain prohibiting businesses from selling human milk products, the Food Standards Agency said, although they must comply with general food safety laws to ensure the product is safe for consumption.

Victoria Hiley donated the first batches of milk, earning 15 pounds ($24) per every 10 ounces (283 grams), the BBC reported.

About a dozen other women have signed up to donate more, O'Connor said.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110225/D9LK1HVG0.html[/QUOTE

PLEASE do NOT take this as perverted as it may sound BUT I have always wondered what breast milk tastes like! It has to be good because it is so good for babies. I'll never be able to have a child. But I have always wondered what it tastes like.

SteelCityMom
02-26-2011, 11:09 PM
PLEASE do NOT take this as perverted as it may sound BUT I have always wondered what breast milk tastes like! It has to be good because it is so good for babies. I'll never be able to have a child. But I have always wondered what it tastes like.

It's better than formula (by far), but that's not saying much lol. It tastes ok at first, and is very sweet, but has a nasty bitter after taste.

The biggest reason to try it (when you're a mother or caring for a breast fed baby often), is to be able to tell when it's spoiled or not, because you can't really tell by smell right away.

As far as the ice cream goes...you probably wouldn't even be able to tell the difference because it's being pasteurized and flavored. It's probably still very good for you though, because breast milk has immunological properties that benefit humans of all ages.

(No Matt...that isn't a reason to start harassing new mothers :chuckle: )

tony hipchest
02-26-2011, 11:38 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/nutrition.jpg

(the old moderation group woulda had this thread locked down in a nanosecond. i know this because hthey erased this nutritional chart the 1st time i posted it.)

mods- please feel free to move or delete if deemed necessary.

SteelCityMom
02-26-2011, 11:44 PM
MNSRMblIA5k

Wallace108
02-26-2011, 11:56 PM
mods- please feel free to move or delete if deemed necessary.

Mods, this thread should be combined with the "Thread that went pervy and had to be moved" thread. :sofunny:

You guys won't allow me to have ONE serious thread. :doh: :chuckle:

Wallace108
02-27-2011, 12:37 AM
If you think U.S. politics is vicious ...
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KAMPALA, Uganda — Uganda's recently re-elected president says he will "eat" his challenger who disputed poll results and called for peaceful protests.

President Yoweri Museveni said Friday of Kizza Besigye, who took 26 percent to place second in last week's poll: "we will catch him and eat him like a cake."

Besigye said the poll was rigged and called for protests and a new election. International observers cited irregularities. Ugandan officials rejected those claims.

Museveni, who has ruled for 25 years, has said he will jail anyone who attempts Egypt-style protests. Besigye was jailed after protesting his loss in 2006 polls.

Former Ugandan ruler Idi Amin has been accused of cannibalism. His regime was notorious for torturing and killing suspected opponents in the 1970s.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41780714/ns/world_news-africa/

MattsMe
02-27-2011, 12:46 AM
(No Matt...that isn't a reason to start harassing new mothers :chuckle: )

Lmao!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZs19ULoyZ_EA5CInxBFQN2X2XhvFwN 9o8SBYcTMxTkXWBgb1U9g

Buddha Bus
02-27-2011, 08:18 AM
Now we know what Tony looks like. If you see him creeping around your local supermarket's dairy department with his hand in his trenchcoat, DO NOT buy the Yoplait and stay away from the sour cream! :chuckle:

http://www.xlurbanmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2718454038-orig.jpg


http://therecshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/yogurt-semen-not-semen.jpg


https://img.skitch.com/20110129-kdastrix6m5m32yirngu8mwjjy.jpg


http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4630482/try-semen-and-like-it-add-it-to-food-for-more-taste.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Frog

SteelersinCA
02-27-2011, 11:22 PM
Body builders buy breast milk for ridiculous money.

MACH1
02-27-2011, 11:40 PM
http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/346/412/26214643:jpeg_preview_large.jpg?20101112160305

MasterOfPuppets
02-28-2011, 11:47 AM
UK removes breast milk ice cream from shop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110228/ap_on_fe_st/eu_odd_britain_breast_milk_icecream

SteelersinCA
03-01-2011, 10:54 AM
See what you guys did, assholes.

SteelCityMom
03-04-2011, 09:22 PM
Posted this in the group as a joke...but it deserves mention here as well. Yours is coming truck! :chuckle:

Chef dies after having Eel inserted in rectum (http://www.popjolly.com/chef-dies-after-having-eel-inserted-in-rectum-328)
April 30, 2010 6:08 pm
Sheridan Cader (http://www.popjolly.com/author/sheridan-cader/)

In what may be one of the weirdest stories of the year, a man in China has died after having a 50cm long Asian swamp eel inserted in his rectum as a prank.

Doctors who treated the man in the Sichuan Province did not know what caused the man’s demise until they performed an autopsy on him.

http://www.popjolly.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eel.jpg (http://www.popjolly.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/eel.jpg)
50cm long Asian swamp eel

Reports (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News)indicated that the man who is identified as a chef was victim to a horrible prank. The chef is said to have had a heavy night of drinking and passed out with some friends. His friends thought it would be funny to put the eel inside the victim. A medical autopsy declared that the eel was the cause of death. Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.


http://www.popjolly.com/chef-dies-after-having-eel-inserted-in-rectum-328
(http://www.popjolly.com/chef-dies-after-having-eel-inserted-in-rectum-328)

Wallace108
03-04-2011, 10:47 PM
Posted this in the group as a joke...but it deserves mention here as well. Yours is coming truck! :chuckle:

:chuckle:

I was wondering what the hell you two were talking about. :sofunny:
Gives a whole new meaning to trouser snake. :doh:

Wallace108
03-07-2011, 11:06 PM
She's a grandmother ... and only 23 years old. :doh:

A wife told yesterday how she became the world's youngest gran - at just 23.

Mum-of-two Rifca Stanescu was 12 when she had her first child Maria.

She urged the girl not to follow her example - but Maria gave birth to son Ion while only 11.

Rifca had married jewellery seller Ionel Stanescu when she was 11 and he was 13.

They eloped because Rifca feared her father wanted her to marry another village lad in Investi, Romania. She was forgiven when she had her daughter - making her mum, also Maria, a great-gran at 40.

Son Nicolae was born a year later. The young mum later tried to persuade Maria to stay at school.

But Maria left to wed when she was ten - and had her baby six months later.

Rifca cuddled grandson Ion, now two, and said: "I am happy to be a grandmother but wished more for Maria."

Britain's youngest gran was an unnamed 26-year-old from Rotherham, Yorks. Her daughter, 12, gave birth in 1999.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3449681/Worlds-youngest-granny-is-just-23.html

Wallace108
03-10-2011, 12:04 AM
Busted because of leaks. :doh:
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COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days. The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110309/D9LRURR00.html

Buddha Bus
03-12-2011, 07:23 AM
Busted because of leaks. :doh:
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COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days. The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110309/D9LRURR00.html


Yeah, and those silly bitches will NEVER catch me! :nana: :flipoff:

Drinks are on me everybody! :toast: :drinkup: :beerbang: :alcoholic

Wallace108
03-14-2011, 10:44 PM
Premature evacuation? :huh:
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Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called to a post office in the northwest of Russia to make safe a package from which a strange ticking sound was coming, local police said Monday.

They found a vibrator.

The incident took place at Petrozavodsk in the republic of Karelia and followed a call from a postal worker who had identified a suspect package, a police spokeswoman told AFP by phone.

"The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated," she said.

"In the package the bomb squad found a vibrator."

The sex toy had apparently been turned on "by accident".

Nerves are on edge in Russia after an attack in January on the Domodedovo airport near Moscow left 37 dead. Two suicide bombers killed 40 in March 2010 in the Moscow metro.

False bomb scares and evacuations have since affected commercial centres, stations and other public places.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.9ef0a881a7c2cb5d9c21f0a1a7bdc17 d.81&show_article=1

Buddha Bus
03-15-2011, 03:48 AM
SCM, have you been to Russia lately? :popcorn: :chuckle:

SteelCityMom
03-15-2011, 09:16 AM
Hell no...I would never waste batteries like that. :chuckle:

Wallace108
03-15-2011, 10:01 AM
Who said the American spirit is dead? Although, he might wanna reconsider the name ... Mancans makes me think along the same line as moobs. :puke:
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MARYSVILLE, Ohio (AP) - A 13-year-old Ohio boy has launched his own line of scented candles meant for men, with fragrances that include bacon, New York-style pizza, sawdust and the smell of a fresh leather baseball mitt.

Hart Main of Marysville in central Ohio says he got the idea for his "Mancans" when he was making fun of his sister for selling candles with girly scents for a school fundraiser. Columbus station WCMH-TV reports he launched his company last Thanksgiving, making the candles using scores of empty cans from soup he donated to a soup kitchen.

Hart says so far he has sold 500 candles for $5 each, both online and at local stores. He says he's made enough profit to buy himself a nice bicycle.

http://www.nbc4i.com

Wallace108
03-17-2011, 01:12 AM
I can foresee where this one will go .... :sofunny:
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PHOENIX (AP) - An Arizona man has been sentenced to three years of probation for stabbing a man who refused to let him suck his blood.

Maricopa County Superior Court says 24-year-old Aaron Homer, of Chandler, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and was sentenced Monday.

The Arizona Republic reports 25-year-old Robert Maley once let his roommates suck his blood. But when Maley refused a second time on Oct. 4, he was stabbed.

Chandler police said Maley lived with Homer and his girlfriend.

Maley said the two men were into "vampire stuff."

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110315/D9LVPH101.html

Maley said the two men were into "vampire stuff."
Gee, ya think? :doh:

Wallace108
03-22-2011, 11:09 AM
:sofunny:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The Las Vegas deputy district attorney who prosecuted Paris Hilton for cocaine possession was arrested over the weekend after allegedly buying a rock of cocaine, authorities said on Monday.

Clark County Deputy District Attorney David Schubert, 47, was taken into custody in Las Vegas on Saturday afternoon and booked on one count of cocaine possession.

Schubert, who has prosecuted Hilton and pop star Bruno Mars on similar charges, was released on Sunday after posting bail and was scheduled for an initial court appearance on Monday.

"I'm very disappointed to learn one of our prosecutors was allegedly buying rock cocaine," Clark County District Attorney David Roger told Reuters in a telephone interview. "This is an individual I placed a great deal of trust in by assigning him to a state and federal drug task force."

"That said, he was arrested and he will be charged and prosecuted like any other individual," he said. "We believe no one is above the law, including a deputy district attorney."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110321/en_nm/us_hilton_prosecutor

Wallace108
03-23-2011, 05:54 PM
I swear ... it wasn't me. :sofunny:
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MONTICELLO, N.Y. (AP) - Authorities say a New York man appearing before a judge on a felony drunken driving charge arrived at court an hour and a half late, drunk and carrying an open can of Busch beer.

Sullivan County Undersheriff Eric Chaboty says Keith Gruber of Swan Lake had four unopened beer cans in his bag Monday when he tried to walk through the metal detector at the county courthouse.

The Middletown Times Herald-Record reports that Judge Frank LaBuda asked the 49-year-old Gruber if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch." Gruber said he did, then said he was sorry. The judge revoked his bail and sent him to jail, where he remained Tuesday.

Gruber was arrested Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail. He has prior DWI convictions.

MattsMe
03-23-2011, 09:42 PM
Holy crap. Chinese dude lived 55 years without an anus


http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/03/18/6247993-holy-crap-chinese-dude-lived-55-years-without-an-anus

By Cari Nierenberg

A Chinese man spent 55 years with the opening to his rectum in the wrong place. That's an unusually long time to live without a normal anus.

He had a relatively common birth defect known as imperforate anus, a condition in which one out of every 5,000 infants is born with a misplaced, blocked, or missing rectal opening. The problem occurs slightly more frequently in boys than girls, and its cause is unknown.

Surgeons typically repair the abnormality during infancy. Unfortunately for Wu, a Chinese farmer from Hubei Province, he couldn't afford this operation until middle age.

So, how did he move his bowels for more than half a century?

"Wu endured a .5 centimeter diameter surgical hole, or stoma, near his urethra for excrement, through which he could squeeze stools out with his hands," according to a story originally reported in the Wuhan Morning News.

It sounds gross, but medically speaking, he had a colostomy, a procedure that created a less than 1/4-inch wide "surgical hole," which substituted as his anus. This opening was located closer to his scrotum in a more forward position on his body than rear. Colostomy is the first stage of a two-part operation needed to correct imperforate anus.

Still, it's an awfully messy -- and weird -- way to go to the bathroom. Although living this way wasn't easy, he made do. "Wu had to pay attention to the food he ate, avoid constipation and was a frequent user of laxatives," explains the newspaper account. "The dilemma left him very thin but it did not prevent him [from] getting married and having children."

This January, the poor fellow finally saved up enough money so a surgeon could give him something he had waited a lifetime for -- an anatomically correct anus.

"What I find most unique about this case is that this gentleman went for more than five decades without getting proper treatment," says Dr. Rafael Pieretti, chief of pediatric urology at MassGeneral Hospital for Children in Boston. "In developed countries, children have imperforate anus surgically repaired within the first year of life." In fact, surgery to correct a less-serious form of the abnormality can be done by any pediatric surgeon; the more complicated cases go to pediatric urologists like Pieretti.

Fortunately for Wu, within three days of the operation, he reportedly "could excrete like normal people."

Wallace108
03-23-2011, 11:23 PM
^^ :yikes:

*quickly exits thread before the inappropriate comments start flowing*

BGSU A Dub
03-24-2011, 01:32 AM
Joining Wally Balls in exiting. I started to read Mattys post and that was enough for me.

Wallace108
03-25-2011, 12:29 AM
Can I get an amen?
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Christian women in a small town in Texas are learning to pole dance for Jesus.

The class is held for free twice a month on Sundays and is taught by Crystal Dean, a former stripper, who now teaches pole fitness to Christian women who are required to bring their church programs with them if they want to join the class, ABC News said.

Dean meets the women in the dance studio, Best Shape of your Life, in Old Town Spring, Texas, The Los Angeles Times said. Her classes use upbeat contemporary Christian music and the routine is intended, as ABC News said, “to spin without the sin for the Lord.”

Dean said, “God gives us these bodies, and they are supposed to be our temples and we are supposed to take care of them, and that’s what we are doing,” according to ABC News.

Dean told The Los Angeles Times, “It’s fitness. I don’t teach women to be strippers.” Pole dancing is now taught in many gyms, but Dean’s class revolves more around a church theme and she sees it as “continuing the whole worship thing.”

Her students agree that Pole Fitness for Jesus is another means to worship God and to express their faith. Tiffany Booth, one of Dean’s students, told ABC News, “I do feel a spiritual connection whenever you have the music on and it’s singing about lifting you up and being closer to God. You do feel that.”

Dean told The Los Angeles Times that if people wanted to judge her, that would be up to them but, “I’m good with God.”
http://theundergroundsite.com/index.php/2011/03/former-stripper-teaches-pole-fitness-for-jesus-class-16294

BGSU A Dub
03-25-2011, 12:38 AM
What's next? A christian strip club? Mammies for Messiah?