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SacHawk2.0
03-08-2011, 07:45 PM
First off, I'm a Seahawks fan. You should know this right up front.

But I did not come here to talk about XL, officiating, or the sense of child-like joy I experienced during Green Bays win over your SteAlers in XLV.

I just wanted to know...

Have you seen these two gentlemen?

http://seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=30324

They look like they might be in illegal possession of someones children.

*I'm assuming that by posting this in the "Blast Furnace" it's not considered trolling. Since you know, it's the blast furnace.

MACH1
03-08-2011, 07:59 PM
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SacHawk2.0
03-08-2011, 08:28 PM
Your wit is astounding...really...I mean that.

SteelCityMom
03-08-2011, 08:52 PM
First off, I'm a Seahawks fan. You should know this right up front.

But I did not come here to talk about XL, officiating, or the sense of child-like joy I experienced during Green Bays win over your SteAlers in XLV.

I just wanted to know...

Have you seen these two gentlemen?

http://seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=30324

They look like they might be in illegal possession of someones children.

*I'm assuming that by posting this in the "Blast Furnace" it's not considered trolling. Since you know, it's the blast furnace.

The board requires you to be registered and logged in to view this forum.

Unless we join that board, or are already members...nobody here is going to know what you're talking about. :noidea:

That's just too much work for me for smack talk.

SacHawk2.0
03-08-2011, 09:01 PM
Unless we join that board, or are already members...nobody here is going to know what you're talking about. :noidea:

That's just too much work for me for smack talk.

Bummer. What we could have had was beautiful....

Oh well, it's all just SteAler hate. But classy SteAler hate only the way Seattle fans can do it.

SteelCityMom
03-08-2011, 09:11 PM
With lattes and floppy tossel caps?

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Sixburgher
03-08-2011, 09:21 PM
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MACH1
03-08-2011, 11:42 PM
20 Reasons Seattle Can't Blame the Refs

1. The Refs didn't give up the longest run in SB history...Seattle's defense did
2. The Refs didn't bite on a 43 yd trick play, Randle to Ward for a TD...Seattle's defense did.
3. The Refs didn't allow Ben to scramble around on a 3rd and 28 and complete a long pass to the 2 yd. line...Seattle's defense did.
4. The Refs didn't miss two field goals - that was Seattle.
5. The Refs didn't fail to step out of bounds late in the 1st half to stop the clock in Pittsburgh territory in a crunch time situation...Seattle's offense did.
6. The Refs didn't let the 1st half clock tick down from 48 seconds all the way down to 13 seconds before finally running their next play at Pittsburgh's 36 yd line...Seattle's offense did.
7. And on this play, 3rd down, 53 yds. away from a FG, it wasn't the Refs who tried and failed to go deep for a TD rather than a safer 5-7 yd play and timeout setting up a much easier FG attempt....that, again, would be Seattle's offense.
8. The Refs didn't get confused by Pittsburgh's zone defense and throw an INT...that would be Seattle's QB.
9. The Refs didn't let a little physical contact intimidate them from catching 4 very catchable passes...that would be the Seattle TE Jeramy Stevens.
10. With approx. 20 seconds left in the game, knowing they need a TD and FG,in no particular order, and in easy FG range on 4th down, it wasn't the Refs.
who ignored the FG and elected to throw up a prayer trying for a TD...that AGAIN would be Seattle.

And Seattle, if you're Steel salty and Steel reaching for excuses...

11. The Refs didn't constantly punt deep into the end zone, repeatedly giving Pittsburgh the ball at the 20 yd line...that of course was Seattle.
12. It wasn't the Refs who received a Christmas-gift- wrapped easy INT lobbed in perfect position to return deep into Pittsburgh territory...the lucky beneficiary of that break would be Seattle.
13. It wasn't the Refs who got a break when a Steeler DB dropped an easy interception early in the game...that too would be a break for Seattle.
14. It wasn't the Refs who caught a break when a Steeler WR dropped a very catchable TD pass...that break again would go to Seattle.
15. It wasn't the scapegoat Refs that received a break when a WR caught the ball, turned, stepped, was hit hard enough to cause a fumble, and then ruled INCOMPLETE...that would be of course, another chance for Seattle.(this was an interesting call considering that after Troy Polamalu's famous overruled Int, the NFL stated that it WAS a catch. If so, than this definitely WAS a catch).
16. The Refs weren't the ones who caught a break when at the conclusion of a 2nd qtr play, as a Steeler DE was walking away, the Seattle Center blindsided the defenseless player, leveling him to the ground. This mysteriously unseen crime was again another break for Seattle.
17. It wasn't the Refs who got a break when Steeler QB Big Ben was blocked in the back as he pursued the DB who he'd tossed an interception to...that again would go to Seattle.
18. It wasn't the Refs who stopped Seattle RB Alexander in key situations. That would be the Pittsburgh Steelers.
19. It wasn't the Refs who converted many of their 3rd downs yet stopped their opponent on 3rd down often...that would be the Pittsburgh Steelers
20. And the very bottom line is this...On plays when there were not any penalties...One team made plays and one team didn't. The end result was the final score. Seattle was outcoached and outplayed.

Wallace108
03-08-2011, 11:57 PM
Your wit is astounding...really...I mean that.
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steelerchad
03-09-2011, 08:28 AM
Glad to see Seattle gets another return trip to Pittsburgh so quickly after their 2007 21-0 shutout loss. Due to changes in the NFL scheduling with West coast teams last year we benefit by them coming to Pittsburgh in 2011 for another a** Whoopin. I'd like to talk a little more smack, but it seems kind of pointless since they have fallen to pieces since Super Bowl XL and we have made 2 additional trips to the big game.

vasteeler
03-09-2011, 10:41 AM
whats a sachawk ? is that a seahawks........nevermind

Buddha Bus
03-09-2011, 04:18 PM
whats a sachawk ? is that a seahawks........nevermind


It's not what you're thinking, VA. It's a lame-ass gay troll who hunts copious amounts of ballbags. Used in a sentence, "That queen gets all of the hot dudes. He's a real sachawk.".

It is also what he does when said ballbags get lodged in his throat from teabagging. Used in a sentence, "Jesus Christ, Lance! When your scrot got packed in my esophagus it was lucky I sachawked it up or I might have suffocated!".


Keep squawking, Tweety-Pie. You're bitter tears taste like candy to me. You know, that stuff your team's collective asses are made out of. Go and douche your mangina with a Starbucks.

SacHawk2.0
03-10-2011, 01:15 AM
Your words cut deep.

BGSU A Dub
03-10-2011, 01:26 AM
Your words cut deep.

You are a very brave man for 2 reasons:
1. Admitting you are a SacHawks fan
2. Putting pictures of your family up (although you did a nice job of photo shopping the Steelers apparel on them).

Buddha Bus
03-10-2011, 03:39 AM
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http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/10/Seahawks-Win.jpg

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SteelCityMom
03-10-2011, 06:26 AM
Your words cut deep.

Awesome...cause yours don't at all. :thumbsup:

I was going to do some more Seattle jokes...like how it smells like salmon all the time, or how people are being systematically priced out of the city (no that's not totally a housing market joke, it's still a latte joke too), or how it's filled with PC douchebags, etc, etc. But you don't even live there, so that seems pointless.

Anyhow...the Seahawks (and their "fans") still suck regardless. That will never change.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0910/oh-my-word-seattle-seahawks-skull-fail-owned-nfl-fan-demotivational-poster-1254498170.jpg

http://www.demotivationalpics.com/albums/userpics2/13767/normal_demotiv_pic_4465-SeattleSeahawks.jpg

http://websportworld.com/img/NFL/pittsburgh-steelers-super-bowl-xl-champions-h.jpg

http://static.blogcritics.org/10/08/12/141259/Bettis-Super-Bowl-XL.jpg

Buddha Bus
03-10-2011, 02:04 PM
Yup.... this about sums them up. Idiots. :chuckle:


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Buddha Bus
03-10-2011, 02:11 PM
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Buddha Bus
03-10-2011, 02:14 PM
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God your women are fugly!!!

SteelCityMom
03-10-2011, 02:19 PM
Yup.... this about sums them up. Idiots. :chuckle:


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:toofunny:

SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!! SQUAWK!!!

:rofl: That's great!

Buddha Bus
03-10-2011, 02:33 PM
Seriously though, "thank you" ballsachawk. We really needed something to do to pass the time this offseason. :thumbsup:

I couldn't think of a more fun way to do it than to verbally and visually donkey-punch your loser ass. The only way to make it more fun would be to pimp slap you and Tim Lumber at the same time while he's dipping his shit-flecked beanbag in your c0ckwasher of a mouth.

BGSU A Dub
03-11-2011, 03:52 AM
Seattle Supersonics turned in the the OKC Thunder (which is somewhat related)... I wonder what Oklahoma City will name the new team they are about to get? The Seattle Seahawks turn into the OKC Ligers?

MACH1
03-11-2011, 10:55 AM
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MACH1
03-11-2011, 10:57 AM
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Fire Arians
03-31-2011, 01:16 PM
First off, I'm a Seahawks fan. You should know this right up front.

But I did not come here to talk about XL, officiating, or the sense of child-like joy I experienced during Green Bays win over your SteAlers in XLV.

I just wanted to know...

Have you seen these two gentlemen?

http://seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=30324

They look like they might be in illegal possession of someones children.

*I'm assuming that by posting this in the "Blast Furnace" it's not considered trolling. Since you know, it's the blast furnace.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2009/10/have-you-seen-this-boy-milo-580px.jpg