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Buddha Bus
04-01-2011, 10:58 AM
Got a funny word or saying you'd like to share? Slap it in here and discuss if you'd like. Random words you find funny or have silly definitions for are highly encouraged. Make up your own words or definitions if you like.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. Vaginamite:
(N.) - Bomb ass *****
1.) Yeah man did you see that girl at the party she was vaginamite, but I was too trashed to remember her name...

2.) That babe looks like she'd be vaginamite I'd bang her six ways from Sunday.
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2. vaginamite:
having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy
Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Buddha Bus
04-01-2011, 10:59 AM
From the Urban Dictionary:

Mexican waffle:
the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

Buddha Bus
04-01-2011, 10:59 AM
From the Urban Dictionary:

Defensive Eating:
Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

04-01-2011, 05:16 PM
From http://www.inherentlyfunny.com

(n.) A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.

1. We have a few slangwhangers here at SF.

04-01-2011, 05:19 PM
From www.inherentlyfunny.com

(adj.) Timid; lacking in courage or resolution.

1. He refused to go with us. He's pusillanimous.

04-01-2011, 06:08 PM
From Sniglets (http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/sniglets.htm)

Baldage (bald' aj) - n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

Bixplex (biks' pleks) - n. Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Charp (charp) - n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.

Cheedle (chee' dul) - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.

Discolexic - a person who likes music by the "Gee Bees"

Droot (drewt) - n. A Dorito with an unnatural fold in it.

Essoasso - n. any person who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at the intersection.

Buddha Bus
04-01-2011, 07:11 PM
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

1. derp:
A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"

2. derp:
A word utterred when one screws up. origin: Matt Stone and Trey Parker in BASEketball. Used as an interjection.
(Imagine a scene where a guy is sniffing a girl's underwear, only to discover it is her mom's) DERP!

3. derp:
1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

2: A word merely used as filler
1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said.

2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored"

*5 minutes later*

Person 1: "Derp..."

Person 2: "Yeah"

Buddha Bus
04-02-2011, 12:49 PM
Club cracker:
A racist white guy who loves to go out dancing.

04-03-2011, 06:29 AM
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp


The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.

Buddha Bus
04-03-2011, 08:38 AM
From the Urban Dictionary:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=procrastibator

1. Procrastibator:
Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

2. Procrastibator:
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
gratification procrastination lazy compulsive normal

3. Procrastibator:
Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

Buddha Bus
04-04-2011, 03:39 AM
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/?page=8

When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.

An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.
"Damn! Where is that steak I ordered? We've been waiting for an hour and a half here. The service here is terrible! I'm starving! I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel really hangry!"

Buddha Bus
04-05-2011, 03:51 PM
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=retard%20in%20aluminum%20foil

1. retard in aluminum foil:
What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

Buddha Bus
04-07-2011, 05:28 PM
From alphaDictionary.com: http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/new_meanings.html

Exercise- n. Her former body measurements.

Octopus- n. A cat with eight legs.

Thesaurus- n. A dinosaur that studies words.

Congress- n. The antonym of progress.

Barium- n. What doctors recommend when their patients die.

Benign- adj. What you be after you be eight.

Buddha Bus
04-10-2011, 07:48 AM
From OpusForFour.com: http://www.opusforfour.com/definitions.html

abominable - what you have when a male bovine swallows dynamite

asset - a little donkey

bandage - 1 removed age as a factor 2 the length of time a musical group has existed

can opener - bathroom key

cherry cobbler - [Culin.] a virgin shoemaker

childhood - [Par.] 1 the rapidly-shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge 2 that happy period when nightmares occur only during sleep 3 a wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath

Buddha Bus
04-14-2011, 12:00 PM
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.
His comment may have just a little sheenfluence in there somewher