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Hayeksheroes
04-26-2011, 02:09 PM
Just reading this and other boards, the Steelers have a need for every position. Too bad they have only 7 picks. It looks like they could use 53.

Kemo - lost the superbowl - out
Ben is has off field issues- out
Harrison - hits too hard - out
Ward is a better dancer - out
Mendenhall fumbled to lose the SB - Out
Ike wants more $$$ - out
Farrior - slow and old - out
Polamalu is injury prone - out.
Mike wallace - not Jerry Rice - Out
Heath Miller - Injury Prone - Out
Starks - Where is he by the way - Out
Hampton - Too fat - Out
Keisel - Beardless - out
Aarron Smith - Bicep problem - Out
McFadden and Gay - Slow and blind - out
Will Clark - Spleen less - out
Woodley - Too much time spent on Facebook - out
Timmons - Not enough sacks - Out

Well there you have it. The steelers will win with every pick. :wink02::wink02::wink02:

PhantomJB93
04-26-2011, 02:20 PM
Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of? :chuckle:

stlrtruck
04-26-2011, 02:21 PM
You Forgot to change coaches too!

SoCalFan
04-26-2011, 02:30 PM
Sounds good!Lets change our colors to dark brown and take on the name stoolers while your at it...NOT,get real dude!!!

kirklandrules
04-26-2011, 03:33 PM
Your assessment of Hampton is too harsh. While you may see a fat, chubby whale-bellied man, I see a victim. You see an elephant-ass and I see a man caught in the shortcomings of the food industry with it's failure to create a tasty turkey burger.

Buddha Bus
04-26-2011, 03:53 PM
Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of? :chuckle:

:doh:

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course! :chuckle:

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.) :hunch: :wink02:

55BaileyFan
04-26-2011, 05:21 PM
:doh:

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course! :chuckle:

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.) :hunch: :wink02:

I thought that name sounded familiar!

thumper
04-26-2011, 06:35 PM
Big Ben - single-handily lost the SB. Plus a pig to women. Out.
Hines Ward - Now a dancer. OUT
Heath Miller - Fumbled to lose that one game. OUT
Mendenhall - Fumble final death nail in SB loss. OUT
Pouncy - Too injury prone. OUT
Wallace - One trick pony, can only go deep. OUT
Kemo - sloppy and sucks at pass protection. OUT
Foster and all back ups - suck. OUT
Sander and Brown - Will experience sophomore slumps. OUT
Randel El - Too old. OUT
Hampton - Immense fat ass. OUT
Farrior - Old man. OUT
Timmons - Flies around and runs by everyone. OUT
Harrison - He can stay
Woodley - OK to stay
Ike - gone in free agency. OUT
Gay - plays too gay. OUT
Polamalu - Hurt all the time. OUT
Clark - Can't cover anyone. OUT
Keisel - Beard too freaky. OUT
Aaron Smith - Too old. OUT
McFadden - most picked on defender. OUT

Hayeksheroes
04-26-2011, 06:54 PM
I confused Will Allen and Ryan Clark. Sorry. Nice post Thumper.

fer522
04-26-2011, 09:30 PM
Bruce Arian--- a fuc@$&g fool
No joke:banging:

rangerman
04-26-2011, 10:13 PM
bruce isnt the one throwing all the picks in the superbowl!!

Fire Arians
04-27-2011, 12:05 AM
sure he didnt throw any picks, but he insists on not having a true fullback, so we're stuck with a backup TE playing as a fullback, whiffing on blocks so the defender hits mendenhall before he gets a clean handoff, resulting in a fumble.

and it also happened when we were in position to take the lead with momentum on our side.

just saying.

bornaSteelersfan
04-27-2011, 01:06 AM
:iagree:

thumper
04-27-2011, 01:30 PM
sure he didnt throw any picks, but he insists on not having a true fullback, so we're stuck with a backup TE playing as a fullback, whiffing on blocks so the defender hits mendenhall before he gets a clean handoff, resulting in a fumble.

and it also happened when we were in position to take the lead with momentum on our side.

just saying.

Yup. Using a back up TE as your lead blocker is just f---g retarded.
If you owned the team, would you let that continue?