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tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 05:44 PM
rick moranis as barney rubble, or eric mangini?

this is tough but im really thinking rick rubble could take him.

3 to be 4
05-18-2006, 05:56 PM
rick moranis as barney rubble, or eric mangini?

this is tough but im really thinking rick rubble could take him.

I dont know, Tony. I dont think you should make fun of the real genius of the Patriot dynasty:rolleyes:

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 06:03 PM
ok, so we all agree rick rubble would win.

an orca whale or a great white shark?

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 06:16 PM
Who would you help in a fight, Jesus or Santa?

im thinking Jesus could hold his own. but i dont think they would feud. how do you think santa can supply presents to all the kids of the world with just that one gift bag and sleigh?

clevestinks
05-18-2006, 06:25 PM
Rubble and Jesus! Ding Ding! Lets get ready to Rumble

Livinginthe past
05-18-2006, 06:53 PM
im thinking Jesus could hold his own. but i dont think they would feud. how do you think santa can supply presents to all the kids of the world with just that one gift bag and sleigh?

I can see how Jesus may think Santa has corrupted the 'true meaning of Christmas' - with his materialistic ways.

In a side battle do the 12 Apostles get to face off against Rudolph and Prancer etc.....?

If Jesus found himself in a right spot he could probably turn some water into wine and then leave it out for santa.

NM

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 07:25 PM
i tell you what. the 12 apostles would be dining on venison.

people have corrupted the true meaning of Christmas. Santas spirit of giving lives on, though.

3 to be 4
05-18-2006, 07:27 PM
lets not even get into the Easter Bunny

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 07:27 PM
no takers on the orca vs. shark? ok. how bout a silverback gorrilla vs bigfoot? i say the gorilla rips off sasquatches arm and beats him with it.

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 07:29 PM
lets not even get into the Easter Bunny :sofunny: lets not. (although i do think the easter bunny kicks the pagan goddess ester's ass head to head.)

shimmysteelerfan
05-18-2006, 07:38 PM
the orca man, those things are ruthless!!!!! i know you all have seen the video of the orca playing with his seal catch!

tony hipchest
05-18-2006, 07:43 PM
the orca man, those things are ruthless!!!!! i know you all have seen the video of the orca playing with his seal catch!uh huh. sharks eat seals. orcas use them for footballs

thats why theyre not called "great black whales" and "killer sharks"

advantage- orcas.

3 to be 4
05-18-2006, 09:56 PM
Jane Jetson vs Wilma Flintstone?

ben2hines=6
05-18-2006, 10:27 PM
mark cuban vs bob saget......

this may be a close one here fellas

MattsMe
05-18-2006, 10:29 PM
Jane Jetson vs Wilma Flintstone?

Wilma, without a doubt. The luxuries of future technology has made Jane soft.

3 to be 4
05-18-2006, 10:50 PM
Wilma, without a doubt. The luxuries of future technology has made Jane soft.


Jane is soft, but she is hot. not as hot as George Shrinks mom, but still pretty smokin'

ARKIESTEEL
05-19-2006, 05:59 AM
Joe Greene v.s Jack Lambert

Any takers on this one??

tony hipchest
05-19-2006, 08:23 AM
Joe Greene v.s Jack Lambert

Any takers on this one?? i gotta go with mean joe although jack is the meaner on of the 2. that would be a rugged brawl.

tripple h against greg lloyd?

tony hipchest
05-19-2006, 08:24 AM
mark cuban vs bob saget......

this may be a close one here fellas cuban thinks hes tough, saget knows hes not so advantage- cuban

ARKIESTEEL
05-19-2006, 08:48 AM
i gotta go with mean joe although jack is the meaner on of the 2. that would be a rugged brawl.

tripple h against greg lloyd?


Greg takes him out with a big football tackle then a big right hand to the face about 5 times

ARKIESTEEL
05-19-2006, 09:08 AM
King Kong Bundy or Fridge Perry

tony hipchest
05-19-2006, 09:36 AM
King Kong Bundy or Fridge Perryi dont think fridge is trained in the martial arts like lloyd so i gotta go with the wrestler on this one.

a fur bearing trout vs. a bearded clam?

ARKIESTEEL
05-19-2006, 10:06 AM
i dont think fridge is trained in the martial arts like lloyd so i gotta go with the wrestler on this one.

a fur bearing trout vs. a bearded clam?



????????????????????????????

tony hipchest
05-19-2006, 04:00 PM
a fur bearing trout vs. a bearded clam?

????????????????????????????

its a trick question. neither would win. theyre both pussies

shimmysteelerfan
05-19-2006, 04:29 PM
awesome!!!

mario vs. luigi

tony hipchest
05-19-2006, 05:04 PM
mario is the headliner of that act. gotta go with him.

a polar bear vs. sabertooth tiger?

3 to be 4
05-19-2006, 10:55 PM
Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie in a naked wresting match.

c'mon, Jennifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MattsMe
05-20-2006, 01:07 AM
Jennifer Aniston vs Angelina Jolie in a naked wresting match.

c'mon, Jennifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm taking Angelina. I think she's had sex that was more like a street fight than anything Jennifer's been involved in.

Prince Charles versus Al Gore?

3 to be 4
05-20-2006, 06:40 AM
I'm taking Angelina. I think she's had sex that was more like a street fight than anything Jennifer's been involved in.

Prince Charles versus Al Gore?

Al Gore, he could

1. Sit on him
2. whine him to death
3. make his head explode with "exaggerations"

Livinginthe past
05-20-2006, 07:05 AM
Al Gore, he could

1. Sit on him
2. whine him to death
3. make his head explode with "exaggerations"

Dont discount the Prince's special move - The Sabre Tooth Attack - them teeth can do some real damage.

Like many examples of British teeth they are designed to cause maximum damage rather than comfort or for their aesthetic qualities.

NM

Preacher
05-19-2007, 11:46 PM
Hey TONY...

I was wondering how you got to 500 threads and 12000+ posts...

Now after reading this thread... I think I know!! :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:


WHo would win in a fight between????????? LOLOL

fansince'76
05-19-2007, 11:52 PM
Hey TONY...

I was wondering how you got to 500 threads and 12000+ posts...

Now after reading this thread... I think I know!! :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:


WHo would win in a fight between????????? LOLOL

You bored, Preacher? Resurrecting year-old posts? It must be offseason. :chuckle:

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 12:10 AM
Hey TONY...

I was wondering how you got to 500 threads and 12000+ posts...

Now after reading this thread... I think I know!! :sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:


WHo would win in a fight between????????? LOLOLi forgot all about this one! thanks for the bump!

fur bearing trout vs. bearded clam

:chuckle: damn i kill me.

500 threads huh? and 25% in the blast furnace. whew, i was starting to think i was neglecting the blast furnace.

levi jones vs. paris hilton?

Crushzilla
05-20-2007, 12:15 AM
How about a pair of levi's vs. Paris Hilton in a quiz game...

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 12:46 AM
How about a pair of levi's vs. Paris Hilton in a quiz game...
a pair of levis would have "a leg up" on her.

heres another easy one:

joey porters pit bulls vs. mike vicks pit bulls

Crushzilla
05-20-2007, 01:02 AM
Didn't Joey's kill a f***ing horse???

All anyone can do in the Vick case is beat a dead one...

I'm gonna Joey's

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 01:09 AM
good answer. now it gets tougher-

a slimmed down rosanne barr vs. rosie o'donnell at top weight (just assume both weigh the same)?

Crushzilla
05-20-2007, 01:17 AM
Well...

While I feel Roseanne has the fire, there isn't much that could withstand a beating from Rosie, especially the ear drums.

In a post-apocalyptic world she would be queen over the ****roaches, so all we can do is hope that she gives up the will to fight by luring her away with coupons to the Ponderosa... and try to free the cast of "Wings" from her belly...

Preacher
05-20-2007, 01:35 AM
I got one..

Ray Lewis vs. OJ Simpson

Each one only gets one knife, and a Public Defender!

fansince'76
05-20-2007, 01:39 AM
Sepulveda vs. any other punter in the league. Our punter can mop up the floor with your punter! :flap:

Preacher
05-20-2007, 02:10 AM
You bored, Preacher? Resurrecting year-old posts? It must be offseason. :chuckle:

Oh yeah... Forgot to answer....

Yep! sure am bored. I don't have to preach tomorrow (my associate pastor is). So I truly have a saturday evening off without stress!!

fansince'76
05-20-2007, 02:11 AM
Oh yeah... Forgot to answer....

Yep! sure am bored. I don't have to preach tomorrow (my associate pastor is). So I truly have a saturday evening off without stress!!

Just yanking your chain a little, Father. Same here - September can't get here fast enough for me. Enjoy your day off!

83-Steelers-43
05-20-2007, 10:05 AM
rick moranis as barney rubble, or eric mangini?

this is tough but im really thinking rick rubble could take him.

Well, Barney Rubble has gone through years of abuse from Fred Flinstone and Eric has gone through years of abuse from Billy Boy. I'm guessing both have very deep anger issues.

I would probably give the upper hand to Barney only because he drives a dinosaur.

Stlrs4Life
05-20-2007, 10:15 AM
Joe Greene v.s Jack Lambert

Any takers on this one??


Lambert without a blink. Heart will not let him lose.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-20-2007, 10:41 AM
Lambert without a blink. Heart will not let him lose.

No doubt..and if Jack thought he was losing he would wrap a shovel around someones head...

fansince'76
05-20-2007, 01:21 PM
No doubt..and if Jack thought he was losing he would wrap a shovel around someones head...

This thread is beginning to remind me of one of those old "Bill Swerski's Superfans" skits from SNL: "Ditka vs. the entire Israeli army - DITKA!" :toofunny:

Mistah_Q
05-20-2007, 01:50 PM
Garfield vs. Heathcliff

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-20-2007, 01:52 PM
Garfield vs. Heathcliff

Heathcliff....he has done time....not afraid to go back to the pokey.

fansince'76
05-20-2007, 02:00 PM
Heathcliff....he has done time....not afraid to go back to the pokey.

Fat Freddy's Cat would take 'em both.

http://elektro80.electro-music.com/articlepix/nm1OSX.png

SteelCzar76
05-20-2007, 08:45 PM
Alright i'm in,.....Who wins in a 'Bucked nucleaus hot baby oil wrestling match" between Scarlett Johannson, Alexa Rae and Eva longoria ?:sofunny:

Mosca
05-20-2007, 09:16 PM
OK OK....

Speed Racer, or Batman?

Skeletor, or Professor Snape?

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 09:22 PM
Alright i'm in,.....Who wins in a 'Bucked nucleaus hot baby oil wrestling match" between Scarlett Johannson, Alexa Rae and Eva longoria ?:sofunny:in that scenario, we all win!

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 09:29 PM
OK OK....

Speed Racer, or Batman?

Skeletor, or Professor Snape?jeff gordon reminds me too much of speed racer so my $$$ on batman. skeletor was always getting bested by a fruitcake so i'll say professor snape.

layla ali or terrell owens?

SteelCzar76
05-20-2007, 10:21 PM
in that scenario, we all win!



Exactly my thinking as i wrote it Tone ! LOL

MasterOfPuppets
05-20-2007, 10:21 PM
bert or earnie?

SteelCzar76
05-20-2007, 10:25 PM
layla ali or terrell owens?



Advantage Laila. (I remember Terrell's 'Kordell like' 'tearful snot bubble' breakdown on the sidelines in San Fran ) LOL

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 10:28 PM
bert or earnie?tough one indeed.

berts always seemed like the "pitcher" in that relationship that his alpha male personality seems to dominate. i say ernie curls up in the fetal position within a few slaps.

now heres a sticky one:

aunt jemima or mrs. butterworth?

SteelCzar76
05-20-2007, 10:29 PM
OK OK....

Speed Racer, or Batman?




C'mon Mosca,....Batman all day ! How could anyone lose to a dude dressed like Speed Racer ? (Well,.... LITP probably would in a 'foreplay pillow fight',....but that's just,.....ewwwww) LMAO

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 10:34 PM
Advantage Laila. (I remember Terrell's 'Kordell like' 'tearful snot bubble' breakdown on the sidelines in San Fran ) LOLi wanted to give the advantage to t.o. because hes a male of course and such a physical speciman, but that recollection seals it. advantage- ali.

sumo
05-20-2007, 10:41 PM
no takers on the orca vs. shark? ok. how bout a silverback gorrilla vs bigfoot? i say the gorilla rips off sasquatches arm and beats him with it.

Dude - bigfoot beat up the six million dollar man, so he could take a silverback gorilla with very little trouble - this one's a little too obvious

tony hipchest
05-20-2007, 11:08 PM
Dude - bigfoot beat up the six million dollar man, so he could take a silverback gorilla with very little trouble - this one's a little too obvioushmmm...

excellent call. 6 million dollar man reference wins it.

fansince'76
05-20-2007, 11:18 PM
no takers on the orca vs. shark?

Speaking of sharks - here's one: Jabberjaw vs. Misterjaw.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d1/Jabberjaw.pnghttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/urkillinme/misterjaw3.jpg

My money's on Misterjaw.

stlrtruck
05-21-2007, 07:25 AM
Ok, ok....

The Cincinnati Bengals vs. the DA's office?

ARKIESTEEL
05-21-2007, 02:27 PM
Ok, ok....

The Cincinnati Bengals vs. the DA's office?

The Bengals win..........the shear #'s of them hitting the office at the same time would over take the folks doing the paper work.


Tommy, Kordel, Bubby and Neil vs a tiger a bear, bigfoot a navy seals team, 14 aligators. Mike Tyson (off the drugs) a mean snake and last but not least 60,000 Steeler fans after a playoff loss due to an INT


:flap:

stlrtruck
05-21-2007, 02:53 PM
The Bengals win..........the shear #'s of them hitting the office at the same time would over take the folks doing the paper work.


Tommy, Kordel, Bubby and Neil vs a tiger a bear, bigfoot a navy seals team, 14 aligators. Mike Tyson (off the drugs) a mean snake and last but not least 60,000 Steeler fans after a playoff loss due to an INT


:flap:

I think the former Steelers had them up until that last one about the 60,000 Steelers fans after a playoff loss sue to an INT. I think they would take care of the first few there but as soon as the fans came in to play, it would only take about 10-12 of them to destroy them, while the others sat by drank beers, warmed up the grills, and cooked for the 10-12 in the fight. Then we would all sit down tell stories, kill the tiger (because it reminds of us of the bungles, kill the bear (I hear bear meat is real good), save bigfoot as a pet, release the navy seals to go kick more butt, save the alligators to flush down the sewers of Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Baltimore, and keep the snake for it's venom to create a new anti-virus against some world disease!

tony hipchest
05-21-2007, 02:57 PM
a jackalope vs. a baby unicorn?

Crushzilla
05-21-2007, 03:04 PM
jackalope's are terrifying... you know that they are rabbits with some illness that causes them to grow horn-like tumors... That sucks... I'm gonna hope that Chaaaaaaaarlie the baby unicorn puts one of these creepy things out of their misery...

If you don't know Chaaaaaaarlie then YouTube "Candy Mountain" if there is a picture of a unicorn.... watch it...

stlrtruck
05-21-2007, 03:10 PM
After watching that video, I hope the jackalope rips it a new one!!!!

Mosca
05-21-2007, 03:26 PM
C'mon Mosca,....Batman all day ! How could anyone lose to a dude dressed like Speed Racer ? (Well,.... LITP probably would in a 'foreplay pillow fight',....but that's just,.....ewwwww) LMAO

Jeez I dunno, Czar. First glance I gotta agree with you; but then you have to figure in the Mach 5 vs the Batmobile. And Chim-Chim vs Robin. Plus, Racer X is Speed's brother. Put that all together and I'd say the outcome is worth speculating on.

Here's a good one; Darth Vader, or Terminator 2?


Tom

tony hipchest
05-21-2007, 05:15 PM
jackalope's are terrifying... you know that they are rabbits with some illness that causes them to grow horn-like tumors... That sucks... ...

theyre not tumors, theyre just antlers. primarilly jackrabbits with the antlers like an antelope:


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/JackalopeII.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/jackalope.jpg

MasterOfPuppets
05-21-2007, 06:03 PM
hmmm...

excellent call. 6 million dollar man reference wins it.
if my memory serves me correct , the bionic man ripped big foots arm off and he ran like a big hairy european biatch!!!

MasterOfPuppets
05-21-2007, 06:26 PM
tom brady vs rupaul .....:jawdrop:

Stlrs4Life
05-21-2007, 06:28 PM
Speaking of sharks - here's one: Jabberjaw vs. Misterjaw.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d1/Jabberjaw.pnghttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/urkillinme/misterjaw3.jpg

My money's on Misterjaw.



Both cool cartoons though!

Dynasty
05-21-2007, 07:50 PM
ron borges or pete prisco?

SteelCzar76
05-22-2007, 06:37 AM
jackalope's are terrifying... you know that they are rabbits with some illness that causes them to grow horn-like tumors... That sucks... I'm gonna hope that Chaaaaaaaarlie the baby unicorn puts one of these creepy things out of their misery...





That's heavy,.............

SteelCzar76
05-22-2007, 06:42 AM
jackalope's are terrifying... you know that they are rabbits with some illness that causes them to grow horn-like tumors... That sucks... I'm gonna hope that Chaaaaaaaarlie the baby unicorn puts one of these creepy things out of their misery...




Is that anything like a lion putting one or two of these,.........

http://www.michna.com/kenya2004/image/p1040759.jpg


out of their misery ? LMAO

stlrtruck
05-22-2007, 11:39 AM
tom brady vs rupaul .....:jawdrop:


Rupaul in the first round - It's got bigger balls than Brady.

ARKIESTEEL
05-22-2007, 01:28 PM
Chad Johnson vs a 35,000 feet fall into a knife factory:jawdrop:

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-22-2007, 01:46 PM
Chad Johnson vs a 35,000 feet fall into a knife factory:jawdrop:

I want to put my money on the knife factory.....but Johnson is so repulsive, he may defy gravity!!!

Crushzilla
05-22-2007, 03:05 PM
theyre not tumors, theyre just antlers. primarilly jackrabbits with the antlers like an antelope:


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/JackalopeII.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/jackalope.jpg

Tony that's the fakest sh*t I've ever seen...

http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~hollidac/jacksforreal.html

THESE are real Jackalopes... Poor guys...

tony hipchest
05-22-2007, 03:44 PM
Tony that's the fakest sh*t I've ever seen...

http://ww2.lafayette.edu/~hollidac/jacksforreal.html

THESE are real Jackalopes... Poor guys...:toofunny:

what? you dont like my jackalopes?

Crushzilla
05-22-2007, 03:48 PM
:toofunny:

what? you dont like my jackalopes?

Haha...

Apparently in the past two days I've began carrying the torch for a cure for these rabbits...

I'm glad my link worked right and wasn't accidently one to a porn site... :wink02:

fansince'76
05-22-2007, 04:01 PM
Snagglepuss vs. Top Cat.

http://www.alohadude.net/content/snagglepuss.jpghttp://petsitusa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Top%20Cat.jpg

tony hipchest
05-22-2007, 10:32 PM
very tough, but when faced with confrontation i think snagglepuss would just "exit...stage left". advantage goes to the one w/o p u s s in their name.

a lizard vs a salamander (of equal size- no gila monsters)

MACH1
05-22-2007, 11:55 PM
Lizard, their faster than slow moving salamanders.

Crushzilla
05-23-2007, 03:21 AM
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood

ARKIESTEEL
05-23-2007, 06:01 AM
John Wayne or Clint Eastwood



John Wayne in a heartbeat :thumbsup:

MasterOfPuppets
05-23-2007, 02:38 PM
barney vs big bird

MACH1
05-23-2007, 05:18 PM
H.R. Puffnstuff vs. Snuffalufagus

Crushzilla
05-23-2007, 09:44 PM
barney vs big bird

Barney would sing and hug Big Bird until he couldn't take it anymore and off himself..

Crushzilla
06-08-2007, 02:46 AM
Are we really gonna let this one slip away again?

Shannon Sharpe vs. Mr. Ed

In a fight...

AND

In a spelling bee... :sofunny:

stlrtruck
06-08-2007, 07:09 AM
Are we really gonna let this one slip away again?

Shannon Sharpe vs. Mr. Ed

In a fight...

AND

In a spelling bee... :sofunny:

Do they fight first or do the spelling bee?

If they fight first then Mr. Ed wins them both
If they spell first, then Sharpe wins the fight because Mr. Ed will be laughing at Shannon to hard to fight.

ARKIESTEEL
06-08-2007, 03:45 PM
Peyton Manning vs the Village People

tony hipchest
06-08-2007, 04:04 PM
Peyton Manning vs the Village Peopledidnt you see him on saturday night live? he would kick all of their asses!

a woodpecker or a 1 legged rooster?

MasterOfPuppets
06-09-2007, 07:50 PM
didnt you see him on saturday night live? he would kick all of their asses!

a woodpecker or a 1 legged rooster?

the rooster....woodpeckers are sissys

herman munster vs lerch (from the adams family )

tony hipchest
06-09-2007, 08:02 PM
the rooster....woodpeckers are sissys

herman munster vs lerch (from the adams family )the adaams faimily was more dark and evil. herman was a bit of the clown while lurch was all about business. lurch stomps him.

martin gramattica (nfl kicker) vs. appolo anton ohno (gold medal speed skater and reality tv dancer)

MasterOfPuppets
06-10-2007, 07:08 PM
the adaams faimily was more dark and evil. herman was a bit of the clown while lurch was all about business. lurch stomps him.

martin gramattica (nfl kicker) vs. appolo anton ohno (gold medal speed skater and reality tv dancer)gramatica

emanuel lewis or gary coleman?

tony hipchest
06-10-2007, 10:39 PM
gramatica

emanuel lewis or gary coleman?
whachoo talkin about willis? gary coleman has a criminal record and dont give a flying ----

this one was in the works for pay per view but never materialized.... shaq vs. butterbean?

Crushzilla
06-11-2007, 01:18 AM
Shaq already looks like he's had the wits knocked out of him, so I think he could handle a Butterbean onslaught. Not to mention he has to have him covered when it comes to reach.

Jack the Ripper vs. Michael "Jacko" Jackson

Preacher
03-11-2008, 05:41 PM
Just wondering. . .

Is it time to bump this thread again?

If not, just let me know!

NJarhead
03-11-2008, 07:06 PM
Hillary Clinton or Louise Jefferson?

Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney would be a good fight. I'm sure someone would end up getting shot though....Eh Dick?

HometownGal
03-11-2008, 07:30 PM
Tom Brady or Tiny Tim?

I'd say Tiny's nose would slap him silly.

http://www.kimcm.dk/4fun/hotornot/Images/TinyTim.jpg

NJarhead
03-11-2008, 07:49 PM
Tom Brady or Tiny Tim?

I'd say Tiny's nose would slap him silly.

http://www.kimcm.dk/4fun/hotornot/Images/TinyTim.jpg

Tiny Tim freaks me out. If he ever came at me, I would run screaming like a scared little girl. :jawdrop:

I pick Tiny Tim.

polamalu82
03-11-2008, 08:53 PM
Tom Brady or Tiny Tim?

I'd say Tiny's nose would slap him silly.]


I'd say Tiny Tim. All of us who watch south park know how dangerous Ginger Kids are.

http://www.redboy.com/wp/wp-content/images/ep_912_ginger_kids.jpg

HometownGal
03-11-2008, 09:05 PM
Tiny Tim freaks me out. If he ever came at me, I would run screaming like a scared little girl. :jawdrop:

I pick Tiny Tim.

If Tiny Tim comes running at you, I'd be scared too. He's been pushing up daisies (or should I say tulips) for 12 years - LOL! :toofunny:

NJarhead
03-11-2008, 09:16 PM
If Tiny Tim comes running at you, I'd be scared too. He's been pushing up daisies (or should I say tulips) for 12 years - LOL! :toofunny:

I know this, but still....I'd be off like a prom dress. :cya:

tony hipchest
03-11-2008, 09:20 PM
If Tiny Tim comes running at you, I'd be scared too. He's been pushing up daisies (or should I say tulips) for 12 years - LOL! :toofunny::sofunny:

i bet he looks much better after being worm food for 12 years.

:scratchchin:

a heartworm found in dogs feces or bill belichick?

polamalu82
03-11-2008, 09:43 PM
I know this, but still....I'd be off like a prom dress. :cya:

:sofunny:

I'd be out like a boner in sweat pants.:toofunny:

tony hipchest
03-11-2008, 09:45 PM
I'd be out like a boner in sweat pants.:toofunny: :banana:lmao :banana:

:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:

NJarhead
03-11-2008, 09:46 PM
:sofunny:

I'd be out like a boner in sweat pants.:toofunny:

...and sweatin' like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee!

tony hipchest
03-11-2008, 09:55 PM
ahhh

mike tyson in his prime vs. ali in his prime?

NJarhead
03-11-2008, 09:57 PM
ahhh

mike tyson in his prime vs. ali in his prime?

Ali. No question in my mind.

lilyoder6
03-11-2008, 09:59 PM
the hoff man vs matt dameon

BettisFan
03-11-2008, 10:06 PM
Chuck norris or G-d?

BettisFan
03-11-2008, 10:07 PM
Chuck norris or G-d?
Ha Ha its a trick question
Chuck Norris is G-d!

tony hipchest
03-11-2008, 10:11 PM
Chuck norris or G-d?you mean Yaweh?

:stirthepot:

"G-d" :toofunny:

yep. its offseason!

BettisFan
03-11-2008, 10:13 PM
you mean Yaweh?

:stirthepot:

"G-d" :toofunny:

yep. its offseason!
nice , i'll give that one to you
good times

83-Steelers-43
03-11-2008, 10:42 PM
Who would win in a fight between.....

Bettisfan, Texanfan and Parkerfan? Hope those ankles are holding up. :thumbsup:

BettisFan
03-11-2008, 10:51 PM
oh come on

The Duke
03-11-2008, 11:05 PM
Who would win in a fight between.....

Bettisfan, Texanfan and Parkerfan? Hope those ankles are holding up. :thumbsup:

i'll vote for his upcoming 4th name :thumbsup:

TroysBadDawg
03-12-2008, 01:39 PM
IN A CAGE MATCH


Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan


WHO SURVIVES?

HometownGal
03-12-2008, 01:54 PM
IN A CAGE MATCH


Jean-Claude Van Damme vs Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan


WHO SURVIVES?

Steven Seagal would kick all of their hineys, but he'd have a victory by a hair against Chuck Norris. :cheers:

stlrtruck
03-12-2008, 02:26 PM
Steven Seagal would kick all of their hineys, but he'd have a victory by a hair against Chuck Norris. :cheers:

NO WAY!!!! Bruce Lee wipes em out!!

NJarhead
03-12-2008, 02:27 PM
NO WAY!!!! Bruce Lee wipes em out!!

This man speaks the truth.

HometownGal
03-12-2008, 03:14 PM
NO WAY!!!! Bruce Lee wipes em out!!

Maybe in his heydey, but he won't be wiping anyone out from 6 feet under.

Preacher
03-12-2008, 03:15 PM
ahhh

mike tyson in his prime vs. ali in his prime?

Question is,

Does Tyson connect with a couple of those vicious hooks?

If so, tyson. If not, Ali pummels him.

HometownGal
03-12-2008, 04:03 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/peter_king/09/16/mmqb/p1_belichick.jpg

OR

http://www.mrbill.com/TVparty%20Mr_%20Bill%20Creator%20Walter%20Williams %20interview_files/MrBill1.jpg

TackleMeBen
03-12-2008, 04:06 PM
i vote for the clay dude..lol

The Duke
03-12-2008, 04:15 PM
belichick would cheat to beat the clay doll

tony hipchest
03-12-2008, 04:32 PM
ok.

"clay dude" (aka mr. bill) vs. clay aiken?

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 04:34 PM
From this photo I think Billy Boy would beat the clay man.:sofunny:

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2003/1116/photo/belichick_parcells_hi.jpg

SCARY!!! They'll be the next two filmed in the wine cellar.

TackleMeBen
03-12-2008, 04:34 PM
ok.

"clay dude" (aka mr. bill) vs. clay aiken?

well they are both pretty gay so i would say its a draw..lol

TackleMeBen
03-12-2008, 04:36 PM
From this photo I think Billy Boy would beat the clay man.:sofunny:

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2003/1116/photo/belichick_parcells_hi.jpg

is it me..or does this photo look like they are about ready to make out in the middle of the field... i know belichick was into porn...but man come on.. not with the old dude:flap:

BettisFan
03-12-2008, 04:38 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/peter_king/09/16/mmqb/p1_belichick.jpg

OR

http://www.mrbill.com/TVparty%20Mr_%20Bill%20Creator%20Walter%20Williams %20interview_files/MrBill1.jpg

Clay cartoon man would dominate

83-Steelers-43
03-12-2008, 04:41 PM
Oprah's va-jay-jay vs Tom Brady's va-jay-jay?

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 04:43 PM
is it me..or does this photo look like they are about ready to make out in the middle of the field... i know belichick was into porn...but man come on.. not with the old dude:flap:

I guess Belicheat is a rectum ranger.The old dude is Bill Parcells:jawdrop::sofunny:

TackleMeBen
03-12-2008, 04:49 PM
I guess Belicheat is a rectum ranger.The old dude is Bill Parcells:jawdrop::sofunny:

i have never heard it put that way...lol.. :sofunny:, which would make sense on why tom brady loves NE..lol

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 04:52 PM
Oprah's va-jay-jay vs Tom Brady's va-jay-jay?

I guess I'm not down with the new lingo(even though I guess I should be im only 25:dang:) I looked up va jay jay and here's what I found lol
another word for vagina, a way to say vagina without most people knowing what you're talking about. I guess I let the cat out of the bag.:sofunny:

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 04:58 PM
i have never heard it put that way...lol.. :sofunny:, which would make sense on why tom brady loves NE..lol

I bet you didn't know they based the movie "Broke Back Mountain" after what he did.
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/tom-brady.jpg

:yeehaw: YEEHAW!!! RIDEM' COWBOY!!

TackleMeBen
03-12-2008, 05:00 PM
I bet you didn't know they based the movie "Broke Back Mountain" after what he did.
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/tom-brady.jpg

:yeehaw:

now that i would believe..i always thought he swung both ways. :toofunny:

TroysBadDawg
03-20-2008, 07:40 AM
Both Chuck Norris and Steven Segal have midnight blue belts (equiv. Black, Sum Don, I believe) in Soo Bahk Do Moo Duk Kwan. Korean Karate. They got them in our Great lakes region region. An jo

tony hipchest
03-20-2008, 10:27 AM
Both Chuck Norris and Steven Segal have midnight blue belts (equiv. Black, Sum Don, I believe) in Soo Bahk Do Moo Duk Kwan. Korean Karate. They got them in our Great lakes region region. An joBrady would trash them. he has a pink belt in Mak Yun Gie Kum Sun- Bangkok Kung Fu.... and is also proficient with the meat sword.

hiyaa!