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Lyn
05-19-2006, 03:54 PM
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

clevestinks
05-19-2006, 04:08 PM
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

Nothing is the worst answer ever. You know your woman is on the verge of being pissed when she answer nothing! Nothing my balls, say what you feel already, get it out in the open, lets get it over with!

blackvelvet
05-19-2006, 04:13 PM
Ha! I loved that! Although not all women take a half an hour to get dressed (when i say five minutes, i mean, five minutes)

SteelerzGirl
05-19-2006, 06:35 PM
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

This is my fave...(lol). Thanks for posting this, Lyn. They're all pretty much true and they made me laugh. :smile:

Suitanim
05-19-2006, 07:32 PM
All a giant minefield...