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Ohio Steeler
05-20-2006, 09:21 PM
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed,
"When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech."
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

Livinginthe past
05-20-2006, 09:58 PM
Ya thats pretty damn funny. I can just imagine the 'hilarious' non-pc comments I have railroaded.

NM

Suitanim
05-20-2006, 10:08 PM
Ya thats pretty damn funny. I can just imagine the 'hilarious' non-pc comments I have railroaded.

NM

Thanks for your official "PC police" endorsement of this joke. We'll all make sure we adjust our tastes to suit yours.

clevestinks
05-21-2006, 06:45 AM
Thats friggin funny! Tell the kid that in life everyone gets scewed now and then.

SteelCityMan786
05-21-2006, 04:52 PM
A father asked his 10-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed,
"When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech."
At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."
When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"

This is some very funny SHIT!