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SteelerzGirl
05-21-2006, 08:52 AM
Old West phrases that will never sound the same after "Brokeback Mountain"

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret - I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride 'em, cowboy!"
11. "I reckon this might hurt a little."

3 to be 4
05-21-2006, 09:07 AM
12. "Easy, boy"
13. "Who has some rope?"
14. "He's fired off 5, he's only got one more left"

3 to be 4
05-21-2006, 09:13 AM
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DIESELMAN
05-21-2006, 09:21 AM
15. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
16. Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

Ambridge
05-21-2006, 06:43 PM
17. How about a nice shot of ole Red Eye??

3 to be 4
05-21-2006, 09:17 PM
18. "Mind if I rest my horse for a bit?"
19. "Where did ya git that animal?"

pitt
05-21-2006, 11:59 PM
Darn it....you guys just ruined old westerns for me.

3 to be 4
05-23-2006, 12:18 AM
20. "Reach for it!"

tony hipchest
05-23-2006, 09:46 AM
from young guns:

21. regulators! mount up.
22. i coulda killed you d ick, i coulda killed you.
23. hey dog. did YOU see the size of that chicken.

the outlaw josey wales will never seem the same. damn, clint spits on everything in that movie.

klick81
05-23-2006, 02:03 PM
LOL...good stuff!

MattsMe
05-24-2006, 03:55 AM
Cowboy #1: "I reckon ya'll done a perty good job buildin' them there gallows."

Cowboy #2: "Mighty nice of you to notice. I tied that noose myself. I know for a fact that man is well hung."

Lyn
05-24-2006, 11:06 AM
Nothing like being well hung. LOL

shimmysteelerfan
05-24-2006, 11:29 AM
Cowboy #1: "I reckon ya'll done a perty good job buildin' them there gallows."

Cowboy #2: "Mighty nice of you to notice. I tied that noose myself. I know for a fact that man is well hung."

wow......the best one yet!!!!

tony hipchest
05-24-2006, 11:35 AM
"pull yourself up by your bootstraps"

"gonna get some shut-eye"

is "smokin a corn cob pipe" western?

MattsMe
05-24-2006, 11:14 PM
"Bartender!" (holding up his glass) "I said gimme three fingers of whiskey! This is barely two! Hell, two fingers ain't even enough to get me wet. I ain't no kid, I can't even feel two fingers!"

3 to be 4
05-24-2006, 11:23 PM
"Somethin is fishy,here"

tony hipchest
05-24-2006, 11:58 PM
"how bout them cowboys!" -jimmy johnson

MattsMe
05-25-2006, 12:00 AM
"how bout them cowboys!" -jimmy johnson

:sofunny:

"That really chaps my hide."

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 12:02 AM
"You boys have done me proud"

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 12:03 AM
"is there a burr in your saddle?"

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 12:07 AM
"Adam, why dont you, Hoss, and Little Joe come here and **** me up the ass"

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 12:10 AM
"Adam, why dont you, Hoss, and Little Joe come here and **** me up the ass"

*the sound of tires screeching to a halt*

"hold everything there, hoss!"

MattsMe
05-25-2006, 12:12 AM
Heath Ledger: "So, how'd you get here?"

Jake Gyllenhaal: "I rode a stagecoach"

Heath Ledger: "Yeah, I slept with my acting teacher too, but he never let me be on top."

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 12:12 AM
"your barn door is open"

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 12:17 AM
Heath Ledger: "So, how'd you get here?"

Jake Gyllenhaal: "I rode a stagecoach"

Heath Ledger: "Yeah, I slept with my acting teacher too, but he never let me be on top."

:sofunny:

you can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink.

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 12:18 AM
"Norton, my friend. How would you... like to **** me... up the ass? I know you wanna **** me Norton. And you know that I know that you know that you wanna **** me. So I'm gonna bend over. And when I do, I'm counting to five. And when I'm done, start ****ing!"

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 12:55 AM
"Norton, my friend. How would you... like to **** me... up the ass? I know you wanna **** me Norton. And you know that I know that you know that you wanna **** me. So I'm gonna bend over. And when I do, I'm counting to five. And when I'm done, start ****ing!" "slow down there boy, before i clinch my butt cheeks and rip your dick off."

"and then a big brown shark came"

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 07:04 AM
"how bout them cowboys!" -jimmy johnson

Heyyyyy! (glares at tony) LOL

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 09:24 AM
Heyyyyy! (glares at tony) LOL

no, you see there's:

jimmie johnson- racecar driver, then theres
jimmy johnson- 2x sb winning cowboys coach (the quote is one of the most horrible and overplayed soundbites ever)

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 06:50 PM
no, you see there's:

jimmie johnson- racecar driver, then theres
jimmy johnson- 2x sb winning cowboys coach (the quote is one of the most horrible and overplayed soundbites ever)

Ohhhhh... That Jimmy Johnson. I'm sorry, tony. Okay, I don't care what you say about that greasy haired old coot...(lol). :smile:

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 07:17 PM
I can't believe nobody has made the completely obvious observation yet about the movie.

Brokeback Mountain is the first Western ever where the good guy gets it in the end.

Think about it for a second...

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 07:30 PM
"Marshall Dillon, will you please &*^$ me with a #$%^?"

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 07:55 PM
"Marshall Dillon, will you please &*^$ me with a #$%^?"

lol. "theres a new sherrif in your rectum."

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 07:59 PM
I can't believe nobody has made the completely obvious observation yet about the movie.

Brokeback Mountain is the first Western ever where the good guy gets it in the end.

Think about it for a second...lol. although i remember john wayne getting it in the end in "cowboys" you are right. never like this.

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 11:10 PM
how about this EXTREMELY GAY quote:

"Theres Gold in them there hills!!!"

Suitanim
05-26-2006, 11:46 AM
How about "There's gold lame in them thar hills"

3 to be 4
05-26-2006, 11:09 PM
"im paying you guys to lay a little track, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s"

MattsMe
05-26-2006, 11:18 PM
"im paying you guys to lay a little track, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City ******s"

"i'm paying you guys to lay a little track, and here you are with each other laying pipe instead."

3 to be 4
05-26-2006, 11:27 PM
"Hand him over Marshall, me and my men want a piece of him"