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Lyn
05-21-2006, 12:40 PM
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised
when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous

83-Steelers-43
05-21-2006, 12:49 PM
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous

:sofunny: :busted:

SteelerzGirl
05-21-2006, 06:39 PM
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Oh man, I hate that one...(lol). I used to have dogs as pets and I always hated when they did that to people who visited. Humping their legs was another one. Ugh!